# Love is the best thing in the world...except for a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce and tomato... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 26, 2012, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089 "2012-02-26T23:02:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/21 "2012-02-27T04:10:28Z")
I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/22 "2012-02-27T04:49:04Z")
My name is Inigo Montoya. You keel my father. Prepare to die. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/23 "2012-02-27T05:03:57Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? Do you always start conversations this way? ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/24 "2012-02-27T05:10:36Z")
Hahahahahahaha! HAHhahahahahaha! _thud_ ---
**Author:** ![Helena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c68b51/32.png) [@Helena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/25 "2012-02-27T05:33:14Z")
I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/26 "2012-02-27T11:44:25Z")
> [@rachelellogram](#): > > My name is Inigo Montoya. You keel my father. Prepare to die. What movie is that from? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Khendrask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@Khendrask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khendrask)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/27 "2012-02-27T12:40:35Z")
But I know something you do not… I am not left handed! ---
**Author:** ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/28 "2012-02-27T13:28:26Z")
> [@Mr.Excellent](#): > > That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. It won’t be the last. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/29 "2012-02-27T16:58:16Z")
> [@chrisk](#): > > It won’t be the last. 😉 To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. ---
**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/30 "2012-02-27T17:15:45Z")
Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what? ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/31 "2012-02-27T18:40:18Z")
Let me explain this thread. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. ---
**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/32 "2012-02-27T18:44:00Z")
He’s right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using. ---
**Author:** ![Sister\_Vigilante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/33 "2012-02-27T18:49:53Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. > > Then your hands at the wrists. > > Next your nose. And then my ears I suppose. I killed you too quickly the last time. NO! Your ears you’ll keep and I’ll tell you why. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/34 "2012-02-27T20:11:07Z")
Do you want me to send you back where I found you? Unemployed? In GREENLAND!? ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/35 "2012-02-27T20:28:44Z")
You were supposed to be this great Colossus! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/36 "2012-02-27T21:59:58Z")
Life IS pain, Your Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/37 "2012-02-27T22:33:25Z")
I don’t even exercise! ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/38 "2012-02-27T22:33:33Z")
Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line. ---
**Author:** ![Teacake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Teacake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teacake)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/39 "2012-02-27T22:34:47Z")
It’s possible, pig. ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089/40 "2012-02-28T00:11:07Z")
Does this thread have kissing? Do I have to read the kissing parts? [Obligatory Link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=54123). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world-except-for-a-nice-mlt-mutton-lettuce-and-tomato/614089.md?page=3)