# Love + Pregnancy Songs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 21, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072 "2011-09-21T15:29:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/1 "2011-09-21T15:29:44Z")

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Don’t know why but I get up some mornings humming [this song](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QN6p66AtDc) (orig version)…

What other songs are there that’s about Love + Pregnancy other than [this one](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Mdr_eurec&feature=related) (lounge lizard version)?

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/2 "2011-09-21T15:47:18Z")

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All I Want to Do is Make Love to You, by Heart

Papa Don’t Preach, by Madonna

Billie Jean, by Michael Jackson 🙂

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/3 "2011-09-21T16:24:38Z")

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[Havin’ My Baby](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYNA6qUNTE), Paul Anka, featuring the immortal lyrics:

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> Oh, the seed inside you  
> baby,do you feel it growin’?  
> Are you happy in knowin’  
> that you’re having my baby?

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**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/4 "2011-09-21T16:33:57Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> [Havin’ My Baby](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYNA6qUNTE), Paul Anka, featuring the immortal lyrics:
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> Oh, the seed inside you  
> baby,do you feel it growin’?  
> Are you happy in knowin’  
> that you’re having my baby?

[Demon Seed](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075931/)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/5 "2011-09-21T16:44:57Z")

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It’s a little cheesy, but how about “Danny’s Song (Everything Will Bring a Chain of Love)” Written by Kenny Loggins, though the best known version was by Anne Murray.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/6 "2011-09-21T16:47:01Z")

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Oh, and there’s also “Soliloquy,” from the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical _ **Carousel** _. It’s about a man who’s found out he’s going to be a father. He starts out by boasting about all the cool, macho things he’ll do with his son… then changes tempo and mood, as he realizes the baby may be a girl and may need VERY different things from him (“You can have fun with a son, but you’ve got to be a FATHER to a girl”).

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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/7 "2011-09-21T16:57:50Z")

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Perhaps the antithesis of …Havin’ My Baby  
[Brick](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/ben+folds+five/brick_20016573.html)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/8 "2011-09-21T16:58:58Z")

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Ladies and Gents  
I hereby presents…

[BABY](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_(musical)), the musical

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**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/9 "2011-09-21T17:12:24Z")

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These may not be exactly what you’re looking for, but…

“[A Child is Coming](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvbKb0I56Ls)” by Paul Kantner  
“[One’s On the Way](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMzSYyjNb74)” by Shel Silverstein (here performed by Loretta Lynn)

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**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/10 "2011-09-21T20:59:41Z")

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“Weird and Wonderful” by Colin Meloy is awesome.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/11 "2011-09-21T21:20:45Z")

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> [@SiXSwordS](#):
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> Perhaps the antithesis of …Havin’ My Baby  
> [Brick](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/ben+folds+five/brick_20016573.html)

Or even better - “[She’s on Time](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK5PQnnsjXk)!”

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**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/12 "2011-09-21T22:36:27Z")

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The Carpenters, “I Believe You”

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> I believe you
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> When you say you`ll fill my body with your soul
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> And love will grow into a freckled little girl
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> Who looks like we do
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> Baby, I believe you

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/13 "2011-09-21T23:48:35Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> Or even better - “[She’s on Time](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK5PQnnsjXk)!”

Lest you [Eat for Two](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfr18EOrHUM).

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> My folly grows inside of me.

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**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/14 "2011-09-21T23:58:16Z")

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> [@Jophiel](#):
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> My folly grows inside of me.

Would “Folly” be a good baby name? I can see Natalie doing it.

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**Author:** ![aerodave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f08c70/32.png) [@aerodave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aerodave)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/15 "2011-09-22T00:05:59Z")

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Not exactly a love song, but some dysfunctional love and pregnancy (and abortion!) feature in Unwritten Law’s “Shoulda Known Better”. So allow me to submit another antithesis to the OP…

In the first verse:

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> Little Bonnie, 'bout to be a mommy  
> Came to Californy with Johnny  
> They had a run-in with the law  
> She shoulda listened to her ma

And then the second verse:

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> Abortion clinic, shoulda forced the issue  
> But she did it with a hanger and some tissue  
> Don’t cry, dry your eye (she said)  
> I’ll be back on my feet tonight (she said)  
> I’ll be walkin’ the streets tonight (she said)  
> Cause these arms gotta eat tonight
> 
> Then we made love like a couple of…drunk buffalo  
> Is that rough enough?
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> It was the last time I’d ever see her  
> I tried to thank her, with gonorrhea  
> But then she split, and stole my sweater  
> Dude, I shoulda known better

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**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/16 "2011-09-22T00:15:41Z")

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> [@aerodave](#):
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> Then we made love like a couple of…drunk buffalo

I have never seen drunken buffalos make love but I kinda like the song as I’m a sucker for vibrator effect.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/17 "2011-09-22T01:20:08Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> [Havin’ My Baby](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYNA6qUNTE), Paul Anka, featuring the immortal lyrics:

See folks, this is why non-descriptive YouTube links suck! 🙂

[Lightning Crashes](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsOculxtdX8) by Live is about having a baby. And “placenter.” Ick.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/18 "2011-09-22T03:27:53Z")

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😕

Title, name of artist, even some cheesy '70s lyrics … how is that non-descriptive?

Don’t forget: This is Paul Anka, the [Mozart of Rock and Roll!](http://books.google.com/books?id=gTAjZ235qfsC&pg=PA221&lpg=PA221&dq=paul+anka+mozart+of+rock+'n+roll&source=bl&ots=ZTObaBbFuO&sig=h-xSsNKxZKhfGhZNZqj93k8FqWE&hl=en&ei=1Kp6TpK9EsjksQKl_cnUAw&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CB0Q6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=paul%20anka%20mozart%20of%20rock%20'n%20roll&f=false)

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**Author:** ![Sam\_A.Robrin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sam_a.robrin/32/14497_2.png) [@Sam\_A.Robrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_A.Robrin)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/19 "2011-09-22T09:45:16Z")

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Get out your handkerchiefs for this one:

[http://grooveshark.com/#/s/Hair+Of+Spun+Gold+original+Worktape+/2qXTm9?src=5](http://grooveshark.com/#/s/Hair+Of+Spun+Gold+original+Worktape+/2qXTm9?src=5)

There are also plenty of old standards like “Cider Through a Straw” and “Kisses Sweeter Than Wine” that deal with parenthood as the inevitable outcome of attraction. And when it comes to show tunes–yow!

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**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-pregnancy-songs/597072/20 "2011-09-22T10:16:59Z")

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How about an anti-pregnancy song, Loretta Lynn “The Pill”

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> You wined me and denied me when I was you girl  
> Told me if I’d be your wife you’d show me the world  
> But all I’ve seen of this old world is a bed and a doctor bill  
> I’m tearin’ down your brooder house because now I’ve got the pill  
> All these years I’ve stayed at home while you had all your fun  
> And every years that’s gone by another baby’s come  
> There’s gonna be some changes made right here on nursery hill  
> You’ve set this chicken your last time cause now I’ve got the pill

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