# Love that name!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 6, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521 "2000-01-06T00:33:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/1 "2000-01-06T00:33:00Z")

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What user names do you find unique and great?

This has nothing to do with your favorite posters

I love the following names:

PurpleCrackwhore  
Imthecowgodmoo  
OldBroad

I like other peoples names too, these just stick in my mind as very unique.

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I’m only your wildest fear, from the corners of your darkest thoughts.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/2 "2000-01-06T00:37:00Z")

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No favorites but I’m kinda scared of your’s.

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Easy one-step assembly instructions.  
Pour **Beer A** in **Uncle B**.

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**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/3 "2000-01-06T00:43:00Z")

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Tengu

Torgo

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“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”  
–Wayne Knight

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/4 "2000-01-06T00:43:00Z")

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I was thinking of putting your name there too. Consider it done.

UncleBeer

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**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/5 "2000-01-06T00:46:00Z")

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**GuanoLad** is totally unique. It seems like some twisted member of DC’s Legion of Superheroes … along with Light Lass, Cosmic Boy, and an assortment of other Kids, Girls, and a Wolf or two.

**SellingFireInsurance** is a pretty cool name. I like it better if it’s a metaphor for something, and less if it’s just a guy who sells fire insurance.

**purplecrackwhore** is a pretty kick-ass name. I mean, what kinda guts does it take to pick that for a name?

**crimsonhipsterdufuz** is also a gutsy name.

And whoever it is claiming to be “Cecil Adams, Administrator” is the gutsiest of all. 🕶

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/6 "2000-01-06T01:19:00Z")

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I haven’t seen him in a bit, but I always liked the name **Squid Vicious**.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/7 "2000-01-06T02:07:00Z")

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Imthecowgodmoo is my personal fave name. That “moo” at the end just kicks it for me.

I get very warm, mellow visuals from TennHippie & UncleBeer, too. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/8 "2000-01-06T02:51:00Z")

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I’m blushing over here, really!

## I always liked the handle Shirley Ujest, I mean, it speaks for it self.

“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,  
But they don’t realize how hard it is  
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”  
– Calvin and Hobbes  
(\_\_)  
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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/9 "2000-01-06T03:09:00Z")

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Yep, Imthecowgodmoo is a winner, along with the others mentioned. (I always picture a Gary Larson holstein; dignified, high minded and a bubble off plumb.)

I also really like:

- Ukelele Ike: what a mental image
- NeuroTrashGrrl: and where is she?
- Flora McFlimsey: sentimental sigh
- BluePony: for aptness

But for succintness, punch and sneakiness:

Satan–especially w/ “yer pal”

Originality impaired,  
Veb

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/10 "2000-01-06T03:14:00Z")

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And now Ladies and Gentlemen, the moment you’ve all been waiting for, the Annual Mutual Admiration Society’s You Scratch My Back, I Scratch Yours" dinner:

I just love the name “Imthecowgodmoo.” Every time I see it it just cracks me up. Of course, I shouldn’t be saying this, but right here on my desk top I have a flyer from the Michigan Beef Industry Commission and it shows the dissected parts of a cow. Imthecowgodmoo, I have to say it, what a tongue you have 😉

I’m a heretic, I know. I’ll probably be sent to purgatory where it is filled with a bunch of chickens, the dumb clucks.

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/11 "2000-01-06T04:20:00Z")

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Cowgod makes me laugh everytime, too.

Kellibelli also tickles the tongue.

TennHippie is extra fun if ya say it over & over.

Drain Bead took me awhile to get…

I hadn’t thought of this til now, but Uke & I oughta get hitched so’s we can post as Ukelelelelle Ike. Eek!

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/12 "2000-01-06T04:28:00Z")

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I love the name Stevie Rave On.

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Live a Lush Life  
Da Chef

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**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/13 "2000-01-06T04:37:00Z")

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I really liked the name **Contestant #3** …

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Krispy Original – voted SDMB’s 19th most popular poster (1999)

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**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/14 "2000-01-06T05:56:00Z")

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I have decided that Veb is my long lost twin… I agree in every particular

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I am a redhead, you see, and I do not tempt. I insist. -Cristi

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/15 "2000-01-06T07:14:00Z")

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Jophiel  
neurotrashgrrl  
Falcon  
Auraseer  
GuanoLad  
Imthecowgodmoo  
HeadlessCow

And Daniel - like, thanks for noticing me!

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_Eschew Obfuscation_

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/16 "2000-01-06T14:10:00Z")

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My personal fave that no longer exists was Flora McFlimsey. It’s kinda fun to say over and over.

Now, I guess I would have to go with Arnold Winkelreid. I guess there is something I like about odd names.

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Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/17 "2000-01-06T15:19:00Z")

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I wish I had thought of the name **ColdFire** first.

Others I really like:

**kellibelli**. One of those name you can just say over and over.  
**Konrad**. I dunno, it just looks cool.  
**Alphagene**.  
**Byzantine**.  
**UncleBeer**.  
**Imthecowgodmoo**.  
**Canthearya**.  
**GuanoLad**.  
**PurpleCrackWhore**. Very nice. 🙂  
**Ayesha**. **The Lioness** was pretty cool too.  
**The Lion**. Can’t have one without the other.

**Moosiegirl**.

And of _course_ I’m partial to my name, too.

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/18 "2000-01-06T15:32:00Z")

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::Breaking into song::

**"Puplecrackwhore, and I don’t care…  
Puplecrackwhore, and I don’t care…  
Puplecrackwhore, and I don’t care…  
and Satan’s gone away!"**

Also (forgive the indulgence) **Girlbysea** rocks, too.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/19 "2000-01-06T15:33:00Z")

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Damn it!!!

"Pu_ **R** _plecrackwhore…

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-that-name/12521/20 "2000-01-06T15:38:00Z")

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Some of my faves are Imthecowgodmoo, and Shirley Ujest, because they just make me smile saying them, but anyone who knows me in person, knows I am most fond of purpletoenails.

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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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