# Love the music hate the lyrics (It has a good beat and the kids can dance to it.)

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 6, 2013, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130 "2013-09-06T00:15:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![boozilu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@boozilu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boozilu)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2013, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/1 "2013-09-06T00:15:02Z")

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I had never heard Blurred Lines before the VMA coverage (because I’m an old fart) but geez louise – I wish there were different lyrics because I could listen to the music all day. (Yes, I’ve seen the parody/role reversal video).

Makes me wonder if it many songs with offensive or nutso lyrics would be as successful with different lyrics – and if so, why don’t those young’uns write better lyrics so we could all enjoy that stuff???

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/2 "2013-09-06T00:37:34Z")

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“My parents hate it” is a point in favor of a piece of music, for most teens.

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2013, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/3 "2013-09-06T02:36:43Z")

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If you like the music but hate the lyrics of “Blurred Lines,” have you heard Marvin Gaye’s [“Got to Give It Up”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRcVQDELAd4)? “Blurred Lines” borrows heavily from Marvin Gaye’s song.

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**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2013, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/5 "2013-09-06T06:12:44Z")

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_Pumped Up Kicks_ is one that comes to mind. It makes you want to move but man! the lyrics are dark. But also very “adapting” and therefor–hopefully—healthy, to me.

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**Author:** ![Annoying\_Buzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Annoying\_Buzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoying_Buzz)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2013, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/6 "2013-09-06T10:14:07Z")

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A lot of Emerson, Lake & Palmer is this way for me. Virtuoso musicians, with bad high-school poetry lyrics. Thank god for long instrumentals.

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**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/7 "2013-09-07T00:25:06Z")

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A lot of Stevie Wonder.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/8 "2013-09-07T00:38:39Z")

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[Stranglehold. Ted Nugent.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlwLmyaa454)

Damn I love that song. I could have an orgasm just from listening to that intro.

But the lyrics…well, it’s a charming little ditty about domestic violence.  
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You ran that night that you left me,  
You put me in my place.  
Got you in a stranglehold now, baby,  
Then I crushed your face\*.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/9 "2013-09-07T14:31:51Z")

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Then there’s “Beer for My Horses” by Toby Keith and Willie Nelson. Great music but it’s about lynching!

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/10 "2013-09-07T16:13:51Z")

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I find that a lot of jazz songs have lyrics that sound stupid to me, but I still enjoy the music.

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**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/11 "2013-09-07T17:44:40Z")

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_Imagine_, by John Lennon.

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**Author:** ![sweet\_chemist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@sweet\_chemist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweet_chemist)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/12 "2013-09-07T21:03:49Z")

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This reminded me of the Flo Rida song [Whistle](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSnkWzZ7ZAA). It has the most stupidly eye rolling lyrics ever, but I absolutely dig the whistle hook, and the music in the song as well.

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/13 "2013-09-07T22:31:39Z")

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The ultimate example for me is _Stairway To Heaven_.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/14 "2013-09-08T00:37:41Z")

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> [@River\_Hippie](#):
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> The ultimate example for me is _Stairway To Heaven_.

Eh, get the bustle out of your hedgerow.  
mmm

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/15 "2013-09-08T01:01:04Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> Eh, get the bustle out of your hedgerow.  
> mmm

Don’t be alarmed now…it’s just a spring clean for the May queen.

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**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/16 "2013-09-08T01:56:48Z")

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I immediately thought of _Shake That_ by Eminem featuring Nate Dogg.

[QUOTE=Nate Dogg]  
Two to the one from the one to the three  
I like good p\*\*\*y and I like good trees  
Smoke so much weed you wouldn’t believe  
And I get more ass than a toilet seat  
[/QUOTE]

I love the beat, but the lyrics get worse, including a part where Nate longs for a girl who will sit around the house waiting for him “with no panties on.”

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/17 "2013-09-08T03:30:51Z")

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“Smooth Criminal” by Michael Jackson really fucking rocks. But…Annie are you OK? What?

The song “Cologne” by Ben Folds is really great musically. And 90% of it is great lyrically. But then he starts talking about the astronaut who went crazy and put on diapers to drive across the country. Totally takes you out of a lovely song.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/18 "2013-09-08T03:51:55Z")

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“Aeroplane” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Did the parents of the small children who appeared in the video listen to this song beforehand? It’s a song about S&M!

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/19 "2013-09-08T14:54:21Z")

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“China Grove,” Doobie Brothers. One of the most hard-driving tunes ever, with ineffably stupid lyrics.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/20 "2013-09-08T18:22:13Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> “China Grove,” Doobie Brothers. One of the most hard-driving tunes ever, with ineffably stupid lyrics.

Didn’t they also do “Music Is The Doctor”? That’s a terrible song too.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-the-music-hate-the-lyrics-it-has-a-good-beat-and-the-kids-can-dance-to-it/668130/21 "2013-09-08T18:23:19Z")

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> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> The song “Cologne” by Ben Folds is really great musically. And 90% of it is great lyrically. But then he starts talking about the astronaut who went crazy and put on diapers to drive across the country. Totally takes you out of a lovely song.

How about “Brick”? It’s about a guy taking his girlfriend to have an abortion the day after Christmas.

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