Low blow DUIs

Heh. When I got popped in 1992, I blew .23 (I pled “guilty” the next morning when I saw the judge - figured there was no sense arguing it). The judge himself actually asked me if I was aware that .3 was “dead from alcohol poisoning”. I just nodded and said “yes Sir”, while thinking, “No, that’s .4”. I didn’t think it was wise to correct him.

I have had one beer with dinner, which was the only drink I had all day, then driven afterwards. Considering that the drink is being processed while I’m eating and afterwards, I’d be surprised to be even charged with DUI, let alone convicted.