# Low IQ Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2002, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330 "2002-05-05T01:46:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/1 "2002-05-05T01:46:12Z")
So anyway, see, I really don’t got a clue. I dunno, ya know? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/2 "2002-05-05T02:02:58Z")
Like fershur eh, That’s like so totally true. Like - Oh my GAAAAWD. ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/3 "2002-05-05T02:11:42Z")
I ain’t gettin’ it. You done went an’ said what now? You ain’t from 'round here. . ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/4 "2002-05-05T02:16:26Z")
Burning Cherry Tree Every Blossom Aflame Uh, here come the cops ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/5 "2002-05-05T02:20:25Z")
du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du Batman! ---
**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/6 "2002-05-05T02:22:25Z")
Han and Chewbacca Wakka wakka wakka wak! Sprocket wicket wok. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/7 "2002-05-05T02:35:06Z")
Writing a haiku With only seventeen Syllables is diff ---
**Author:** ![shannybonanny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@shannybonanny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shannybonanny)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/8 "2002-05-05T02:40:27Z")
One two three, four five. One two three four five six sev’n, One two, three four five! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/9 "2002-05-05T02:54:41Z")
Roses are red Violets are blue What the hell are the rules For writing haiku? ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/10 "2002-05-05T02:55:43Z")
Like, what am I supposed to do, like, here? What’s up with, like, all the short lines? :Candle lights up overhead: (Not enough IQ for a lightbulb, after all) Ohhhh, this is, like, supposed to be for, like, haikus? Like, duh! Guess I won’t, like, submit or anything… Whoops, too late. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/11 "2002-05-05T03:57:29Z")
I’m umb as a stump My name is bubba, ain’t yours? Hey, you gotta watch this ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/12 "2002-05-05T04:39:06Z")
One Two Three One Two One Two Five. Uh… Three, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/13 "2002-05-05T05:22:05Z")
My butt itches bad I’m gonna scratch it right now Damn! That feels good! My butt still itches I should have wiped it better My pants are sticking My butt is now clean I done took a long shower Why do I still smell? ---
**Author:** ![d\_redguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@d\_redguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d_redguy)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/14 "2002-05-05T05:45:33Z")
No, Jack, drugs are bad. For God’s sake, look at me son. I’m fucking…SHARONNNNN!!! ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/15 "2002-05-05T05:49:15Z")
Watch what I can do. Well shit, I can do that too. Uh-oh! Someone’s dead! ---
**Author:** ![d\_redguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@d\_redguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d_redguy)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/16 "2002-05-05T05:54:02Z")
Ya’ll kids git in here! Don’t you make me git mah stick! Ah’ll whup ya’ll real good! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/17 "2002-05-05T05:55:51Z")
You dirty sumbitch You dirty, dirty sumbitch I oughta, you sumbitch ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/18 "2002-05-05T05:57:22Z")
Ya’ll kids hush up now! Mama’s watchin her stories! Don’t slam that screen door! ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/19 "2002-05-05T10:44:44Z")
Their they’re there they are You’re the your of yore, you are Fuck it. Cold beer. 'urp! ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/20 "2002-05-05T11:28:46Z")
Got shit running through My brain! So intense I jus’ Can’t explain to y’all. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330.md?page=2)