# Low IQ Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2002, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330 "2002-05-05T01:46:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/21 "2002-05-05T12:55:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by d\_redguy \* > \*\*No, Jack, drugs are bad. > For God’s sake, look at me son. > I’m fucking…SHARONNNNN!!! \*\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/22 "2002-05-05T13:11:37Z")
One plus one is four Red and yellow make purple Two plus two is nine ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/23 "2002-05-05T14:16:48Z")
Haiku is really pretty simple. What are you saying? There should be seventeen syllables, not words? Dammit. ---
**Author:** ![tritone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@tritone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tritone)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/24 "2002-05-05T14:28:22Z")
Who, me? I’m just a medical student. I can’t count. I need a drink! ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/25 "2002-05-05T14:52:46Z")
woke up at seven grabbed a cold beer in the fridge Damn…gotta puke now ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/26 "2002-05-05T16:31:54Z")
i ain’t so dumb i know everything about that there chinese poetry ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/27 "2002-05-05T16:43:53Z")
I like my biscuits With yaller mustard on 'em Reckon you got some? ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/28 "2002-05-05T18:26:43Z")
I work at Denny’s I can’t pay my rent on time Got a brand new truck ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/29 "2002-05-05T20:54:30Z")
the intensity! bright, loud, fast, aromatic… damn, I love NASCAR ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/30 "2002-05-05T21:00:16Z")
Lather, rinse, repeat. Shampoo! Shampoo! Shampoo! Yeah! Lather, rinse, repeat. ---
**Author:** ![AndrewL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@AndrewL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndrewL)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/31 "2002-05-05T21:25:32Z")
huh huh-huh huh huh you said haiku huh-huh huh huh-huh huh huh-huh ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/32 "2002-05-05T22:32:22Z")
Sensitive artist. A musical genius. Eminem, of course. ---
**Author:** ![knock\_knock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/22d042/32.png) [@knock\_knock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knock_knock)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/33 "2002-05-06T02:06:52Z")
Low IQ haiku? What is that supposed to mean? Guess I shouldn’t post. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/34 "2002-05-06T02:16:27Z")
“No! Don’t eat that thing!” “You! Get that out of your nose!” A day with my kids. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/35 "2002-05-06T02:21:53Z")
Why are all of these Haikus about hillbillies They are not so dumb Oops I said that word Where is that hillbilly boy That should be his cue 😃 -Dirty ---
**Author:** ![NHL7890](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c4cdca/32.png) [@NHL7890](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NHL7890)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/36 "2002-05-06T03:35:57Z")
I done be good at deez My ay kyoo isn’t hi I aint sophistuhmuhcated, is you?😕 ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/37 "2002-05-06T03:47:58Z")
Truck’s on cinder blocks Transmission’s in the bathtub It’s time for some Schlitz Momma always said Life is like a box of… of… Something. I fergit. ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/38 "2002-05-06T05:46:59Z")
Our first kiss was sweet. Down at Wal-Mart we sucked face. She tasted my Skoal. * * * alrite then, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![flup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d07c76/32.png) [@flup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flup)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/39 "2002-05-06T06:39:36Z")
Stop blocking the door Godammit!! It’s a doorway! A damn DOORWAY!! Move. I wrote that between classes in high school flup (of the fittest) ---
**Author:** ![Mystery\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@Mystery\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mystery_Dog)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/40 "2002-05-06T13:12:58Z")
My truck’s rear window Got a new sticker on it. Calvin peeing! Ha! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330.md?page=3)