# Low IQ Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2002, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330 "2002-05-05T01:46:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/41 "2002-05-06T14:28:57Z")
Oh f\*ck these are making me laugh so hard I am almost crying. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/42 "2002-05-06T14:34:04Z")
Grits in the morning Swimming in the cee-ment pond Don’t call me Jethro ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/43 "2002-05-06T14:36:50Z")
I own a pickup It was made by Chevrolet It has lots of rust Donna works at home People call her for tarot I get SSI. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/44 "2002-05-06T14:49:18Z")
I’m on the tee-vee! I ain’t a star or nothing. I passed out on it. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/45 "2002-05-06T15:36:55Z")
sounds like most of y’all writin up these here haikus done been on Springer ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/46 "2002-05-06T15:41:47Z")
I stole a TV Maybe it was not wise there In police station? Just got elected The first thing I’m gonna do? Free guns for felons! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/47 "2002-05-06T15:46:43Z")
It didn’t smell good But I ate it anyway. Now I’ve got the shits. ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/48 "2002-05-06T19:34:50Z")
Huh huh! You fuckers Can’t stop laughing at you guys Pass the thinner… ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/49 "2002-05-07T00:12:22Z")
Boone’s Farm: a fine wine. Goes good with hot dogs and Kools. Run out? Huff spray paint. * * * WWF, TN\*hippy ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/50 "2002-05-07T01:55:00Z")
Kill my landlord C - I - L - L my landlord Kill my landlord ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/51 "2002-05-07T02:26:36Z")
I’m a good Christian My letter to editor: Send all towel-heads back! ---
**Author:** ![flup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d07c76/32.png) [@flup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flup)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/52 "2002-05-07T06:59:40Z")
Shit, where are my keys? I remember! I left them In the Oval Office. Oh God, the wit. Don’t blame me, I voted for flup ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/53 "2002-05-07T12:57:16Z")
Bill and Hillary? Be polite. Lady’s name first. That makes \*\* Hillbilly\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Soba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7cd45c/32.png) [@Soba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soba)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/54 "2002-05-07T16:59:56Z")
When I was a kid I ate dirt in my backyard… I think it was dirt… ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/55 "2002-05-07T18:10:11Z")
Mad Dog goes well with Barbecued possum and squirrel. Roadkill Cafe rules! I tried to fight him, Beer bottle upside the head. Whoops! Here comes his clan! ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/56 "2002-05-07T21:29:22Z")
Wrestling, KFC. Peach Schnapps chased with malt liquor. This must be Heaven. * * * yup, TN\*longhairedfreakazoid ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/57 "2002-05-07T21:57:06Z")
Cleaning my rifle Did I empty the chamber? I’ll peer down and see… ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/58 "2002-05-07T22:07:10Z")
I grin with bare gums, A trail of tobacco juice Running down my chin ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/59 "2002-05-07T22:16:36Z")
Six fingers have I And one thumb (counting both hands) Guess I’ll fail shop class ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/60 "2002-05-07T22:25:40Z")
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