# Low IQ Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2002, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330 "2002-05-05T01:46:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/81 "2002-05-09T20:31:27Z")
Don’t never do this: I was out of sex lube, used hot pepper jelly. * * * burnin’ love, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/82 "2002-05-09T21:13:43Z")
**TN\*hippie** , you just have a…a _gift_ for this stuff. ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/83 "2002-05-09T21:39:00Z")
Thanks for the compliment…at least I _think_ it was a compliment. Thanks for the remark, anyway. **You laughin’ at me? Or _with_ me? Either way, I don’t hardly get it.** * * * luv, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/84 "2002-05-10T00:07:05Z")
Three kinds of people: There are people who can count And those who cannot. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/85 "2002-05-10T01:07:24Z")
My cousin told me Pro wrasslin’ is all made up I knocked his tooth out ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/86 "2002-05-10T03:06:56Z")
What? Pro wrasslin’s fake? I’m gonna kick yer ass, fool! Knives, numbchucks: yer choice. * * * fightin’ mad, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/87 "2002-05-10T04:31:03Z")
Finally happened. The pool dried out so I can Fish out the puppy. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/88 "2002-05-10T06:33:36Z")
OK That’s just sick Dead puppies are not funny… Except in haiku. ---
**Author:** ![MarkyDeSade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@MarkyDeSade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkyDeSade)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/89 "2002-05-10T07:50:11Z")
I laughed really hard at the fate of the puppy I’m sick sick sick sick ---
**Author:** ![MarkyDeSade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@MarkyDeSade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkyDeSade)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/90 "2002-05-10T07:56:04Z")
Thunderbird invokes an uncherished condition Headaches of grandeur ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/91 "2002-05-10T13:54:58Z")
You like Thunderbird, I prefer Boone’s Farm fine wines. She’ll get just as drunk. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/92 "2002-05-10T17:19:40Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by TN_hippie \* > \*\*What? Pro wrasslin’s fake? > I’m gonna kick yer ass, fool! > Knives, numbchucks: yer choice. > \*\* Yer dissin’ my kin?! I’m gonna gouge out yer eye! Jethro! Sic 'im, boy! ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/93 "2002-05-10T19:09:28Z")
I’m too tired to fight. Let’s just spread nasty rumors About each other. * * * ass-kickin’ but lazy, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![Briminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@Briminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briminator)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/94 "2002-05-10T19:25:06Z")
Rubbing Alcohol And grape soda, so yummy Why am I blind now? ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/95 "2002-05-10T20:00:40Z")
Man, I gotta go. Oh look, there is a fencepost. Why’s it got wires, though? ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/96 "2002-05-10T22:30:23Z")
I fuckd muh doggie. Skilla yelld at me ta stop. Fido dun runn oft. I told im, “Skilla, Ain’t it true you dun fuckd sheeps?” He sez dat don kount. “Why it don kount?” sez Me. He sez, “Sheeps ain’t dogs, fool. Sheeps fits better, too.” I reckon Skilla’s Rite bout dem sheeps an doggies. Da woolz good ta hold. ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/97 "2002-05-11T18:23:44Z")
Me and Sis done it. Daddy was pissed. Said to me “Git yer _own_ daughter!” * * * honoring family values, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/98 "2002-05-11T22:13:07Z")
Math is hard. Math is hard. Math is hard. Math is hard. Science is hard too. ---
**Author:** ![superuptowndave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@superuptowndave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superuptowndave)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/99 "2002-05-11T23:06:01Z")
Okay bout the sheeps And yer dawg sturmhauke But leave ma banjo be…hear! ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2002, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/100 "2002-05-12T05:47:43Z")
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