# Low IQ Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2002, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330 "2002-05-05T01:46:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2002, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/101 "2002-05-12T13:20:56Z")
Picking my nose Deep boogers Ahhhh! Pinky! ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2002, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/102 "2002-05-12T23:51:11Z")
Stole me a big bag Of money from down the bank Huh? What’s an ink bomb? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/103 "2002-05-13T01:52:03Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by TN_hippie \* > \*\*I’m too tired to fight. > Let’s just spread nasty rumors > About each other. > \*\* I heard that TN Picks his nose and then eats it It’s rude not to share! ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/104 "2002-05-13T03:52:15Z")
Durn, I done did it. I mean I done durn did it. Look whut I gone done. ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/105 "2002-05-13T04:34:33Z")
God has sent to me, In his infinite wisdom, A salad shooter. ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/106 "2002-05-13T04:42:49Z")
I beg of the night: “Please answer me my question.” Bug zapper goes: “bzzzzzt!” ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/107 "2002-05-13T05:02:31Z")
If I say this thang In 5, 7, then 5 beats I’m cool, then, right y’all? * * * still trying, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/108 "2002-05-13T05:09:49Z")
If I say this thang In 5, 7, then 5 beats I’m cool, then, right y’all? * * * still trying, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/109 "2002-05-13T05:09:49Z")
If I say this thang In 5, 7, then 5 beats I’m cool, then, right y’all? * * * still trying, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/110 "2002-05-13T05:36:37Z")
I guess that’s alright, But you don’t have to say it So many times. Ass. ---
**Author:** ![Briminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@Briminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briminator)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/111 "2002-05-13T14:21:28Z")
I got a mullet Short on top, long in da back Do I look hot? Yep. ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/112 "2002-05-14T01:29:23Z")
I have a passion for picking my wedgie and smelling my fingers. ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/113 "2002-05-14T01:47:56Z")
Today is special, My sister’s getting married. Woo! A double-wide! ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/114 "2002-05-14T01:56:50Z")
Wow! A double-wide! I guess you mean their new home, not your sister’s ass. ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/115 "2002-05-14T02:49:01Z")
Yes, I meant their home, But it could apply to Sis. She likes them Moon Pies. ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/116 "2002-05-14T04:18:44Z")
methane, like fine wine, should be aged. The best place is under my covers. ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/117 "2002-05-14T05:03:45Z")
I smell a gas leak. Main line. I need a Camel. Hey, you got a light? * * * combustibly yours, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/118 "2002-05-14T05:21:02Z")
This is sad but true. I was born in a trailer, I’ll die in one too. Yes, I’ll buy this one. What’s the interest rate? Is 12.5 good? I like my trailer. Purtiest one on the block. Thirty years, it’s mine. I don’t know why it Is called a mobile home. ‘Taint goin’ no where. This is my story. I’m afraid I’m not lying. Trailer trash for life 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/119 "2002-05-14T05:24:40Z")
Ain’t no gas leak, man. Beer gives me the hershey squirts. Gimme some clean drawers. ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/120 "2002-05-14T05:42:45Z")
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