# Low IQ Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2002, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330 "2002-05-05T01:46:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/121 "2002-05-14T11:00:57Z")
(dedicated to [b[Gr8Kat\*\*) No shame in trailers. But a permanent dwelling? Heard of tornadoes? * * * not to bust yer bubble, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/122 "2002-05-14T11:04:41Z")
Oops. My typin’ sux… At least I kin read and rite. And spell purty good. * * * room temp IQ, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/123 "2002-05-14T15:07:22Z")
Panama City “The Redneck Riviera” Is where you’ll find me Think I’ll go fishing See if I can’t catch a mess For supper tonight Pass me the cut bait I’ll wade out to the sand bar Where the big ones are Fish blood trails behind As I step into the surf With leaking bait cup Shark better lay off 'Cause I’ll kick his sorry ass He messes with me ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/124 "2002-05-14T15:14:00Z")
> [@](#): > > **Shark better lay off > 'Cause I’ll kick his sorry ass > He messes with me** _ **splort** _ ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/125 "2002-05-15T05:31:06Z")
I’m not in a park. This is a subdivision! Pretty high class, eh? Tornadoes are rare In this part of the country. Earthquake anyone? Our cows don’t fly here. And we never buy butter. It comes out pre-churned. ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/126 "2002-05-15T07:34:44Z")
This is a haiku Not a very good haiku, granted. But it is. Don’t get so upset! It’s not like I promised you A fucking Sutra! ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/127 "2002-05-15T07:35:54Z")
(Sutras are Hindu. Buddhists only read “scriptures.” But it didn’t fit.) ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/128 "2002-05-15T07:57:47Z")
Sutras are Hindu? I thought the Diamond Sutra was a Buddhist text! ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/129 "2002-05-15T08:26:24Z")
I knew I should have trusted my instincts the first time, durn it all! Heck! ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/130 "2002-05-15T13:44:06Z")
Huh? Buddhist? Hindu? Say, you boys ain’t from 'round here (With your fancy talk) ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/131 "2002-05-15T13:49:11Z")
Huh? Buddhist? Hindu? Say, you boys ain’t from 'round here (With your fancy talk) ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/132 "2002-05-16T00:14:07Z")
Tell me, does a dog possess the Buddha nature? Moo. Moo, moo, moo, moo!!! ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330/133 "2002-05-16T01:01:49Z")
Mr. Smartypants Thinks he’s all smarter than us He needs his ass kicked. What makes you better? Your job? Your clean underwear? Oh, you bathe? Sheeeeeeeee-yit! I could shower too, If our toilet was unclogged. Tub ain’t full yet, though. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/low-iq-haiku/107330.md?page=6)