# Luann, the occasionally recurring thread

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luann-the-occasionally-recurring-thread/788300
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [June 6, 2017, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luann-the-occasionally-recurring-thread/788300 "2017-06-06T19:51:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author: ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2017, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luann-the-occasionally-recurring-thread/788300/21 "2017-12-09T17:38:46Z")

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I think we can firmly lay to rest any idea that sex is never mentioned in the comic.

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### Author: ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2017, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luann-the-occasionally-recurring-thread/788300/22 "2017-12-10T15:11:43Z")

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But, who was the thief?

I needs to know!

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### Author: ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2017, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luann-the-occasionally-recurring-thread/788300/23 "2017-12-10T17:03:57Z")

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The thief is the new chick that Luann and Dez are hanging out with, that Bernie is super jealous of now.

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### Author: ![That\_Don\_Guy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/that_don_guy/32/538_2.png) [@That\_Don\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/That_Don_Guy)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2017, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luann-the-occasionally-recurring-thread/788300/24 "2017-12-10T18:19:02Z")

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> [@bobkitty](#):
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> The thief is the new chick that Luann and Dez are hanging out with, that Bernie is super jealous of now.

Except…did they ever show evidence that she was the thief? I am pretty sure that she never admitted it. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is called back someday with some crazy explanation as to what happened.

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### Author: ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2017, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luann-the-occasionally-recurring-thread/788300/25 "2017-12-10T19:14:58Z")

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She did admit it: [http://home.assets.gocomics.com/luann/2017/09/01](http://home.assets.gocomics.com/luann/2017/09/01)

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### Author: ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2017, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luann-the-occasionally-recurring-thread/788300/26 "2017-12-11T05:43:18Z")

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I am waiting for Leslie Knox to get his comeuppance. Circumstances had forced Crystal to use the boys’ restroom, with Knute running interference. Knox found out; Knute tried to stop him and Knox punched him in the stomach. I want Ox or someone else to leave Knox embedded in a wall… :mad:

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