# Luanne 21 July

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luanne-21-july/503734>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 21, 2009, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luanne-21-july/503734 "2009-07-21T14:24:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Rocketeer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocketeer/32/4437_2.png) [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luanne-21-july/503734/1 "2009-07-21T14:24:38Z")

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Wooo-hooo!!! :D:D:D

[http://comics.com/luann/2009-07-21/](http://comics.com/luann/2009-07-21/)

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luanne-21-july/503734/2 "2009-07-21T14:27:44Z")

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When did Luanne go from being a curly-haired geeky adolescent/teenager to a Britney Spears wannabe?

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luanne-21-july/503734/3 "2009-07-21T14:30:59Z")

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> [@The New and Improved Superman](#):
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> When did Luanne go from being a curly-haired geeky adolescent/teenager to a Britney Spears wannabe?

That’s not Luann, that’s her older brother (Brad’s) hot-but-clumsy firefighter coworker. Who is currently declaring her love for Brad - he’s gone from a total slob to a semi-buff guy with a better haircut.

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**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luanne-21-july/503734/4 "2009-07-21T14:52:59Z")

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Oh, but imagine if that **was** Luanne! That would be the best comic ever!

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luanne-21-july/503734/5 "2009-07-21T15:13:09Z")

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It’s about time! He’s only adored her for forever.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luanne-21-july/503734/6 "2009-07-21T15:51:18Z")

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> [@ArizonaTeach](#):
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> Oh, but imagine if that **was** Luanne! That would be the best comic ever!

Nah. Luann’s currently on a love/conflict arc with three possible suitors: Gunther, the bookish nerdy guy; Elwood, the millionaire teenager; and Quill, the Australian exchange student (I admit that I’m extrapolating cliche plot twists with that last one).

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**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luanne-21-july/503734/7 "2009-07-21T16:37:27Z")

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I hope Brad doesn’t fuck it up somehow. Frankly, their “courtship” has gone on way too long as it is.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luanne-21-july/503734/8 "2009-07-21T16:45:33Z")

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> [@RikWriter](#):
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> I hope Brad doesn’t fuck it up somehow. Frankly, their “courtship” has gone on way too long as it is.

Meanwhile, [Alex Doonesbury](http://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2009/07/21/) isn’t wasting any time!

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luanne-21-july/503734/9 "2009-07-21T17:26:17Z")

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> [@The New and Improved Superman](#):
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> When did Luanne go from being a curly-haired geeky adolescent/teenager to a Britney Spears wannabe?

There’s been some comic-strip time progression in Luanne, maybe about 4-6 years since the strip started. Luann is now a senior, isn’t as chunky as she was in junior high, and got her hair straightened. Her brother Brad graduated high school, buzz-cut his hair and got a job as a firefighter which made him give up being a couch potato.

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**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luanne-21-july/503734/10 "2009-07-21T21:03:42Z")

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All I can say is it’s about freakin’ time. Go Brad - get some!

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luanne-21-july/503734/11 "2009-07-21T21:11:10Z")

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> [@RikWriter](#):
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> I hope Brad doesn’t fuck it up somehow. Frankly, their “courtship” has gone on way too long as it is.

Perhaps it was being scheduled by [Mary Worth.](http://comics.com/pearls_before_swine/2009-07-21/)

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luanne-21-july/503734/12 "2009-07-21T21:20:27Z")

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I’m worried they’re going to turn out like Amos and Edda in 9 Chickweed Lane. As they circled around each other for years and years, I grumbled at the strip in frustration, “for the love of God, would you two please just have sex!?”

Now I find myself cringing and griping, “for the love of God, would you two please stop having sex!?”

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**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luanne-21-july/503734/13 "2009-07-22T01:01:27Z")

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> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#):
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> I’m worried they’re going to turn out like Amos and Edda in 9 Chickweed Lane. As they circled around each other for years and years, I grumbled at the strip in frustration, “for the love of God, would you two please just have sex!?”
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> Now I find myself cringing and griping, “for the love of God, would you two please stop having sex!?”

Somehow I don’t think that’s going to be the case here.

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luanne-21-july/503734/14 "2009-07-22T13:42:27Z")

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> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#):
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> Meanwhile, [Alex Doonesbury](http://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2009/07/21/) isn’t wasting any time!

She looks WAY too much like her Dad!

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luanne-21-july/503734/15 "2009-07-22T13:45:16Z")

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> [@RikWriter](#):
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> Somehow I don’t think that’s going to be the case here.

Seriously. I mean, how can Brad possibly have sex with Toni when he knows TJ is at the spyhole in his closet watching him?
