# Luciano700's pit thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 24, 2018, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495 "2018-02-24T21:10:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/21 "2018-02-25T00:27:24Z")
> [@digs](#): > > ETA: I WISH he were a troll, because then he wouldn’t be so screwed up, and it wouldn’t be so frustrating that we’re not getting through to him. He is a troll, and your frustration is amusing to him. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/22 "2018-02-25T00:59:10Z")
I went to high school with a kid named Luciano. But then his parents got divorced, and his Mom married some other guy, and suddenly he was named Appenzeller. His older sister was a hottie. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/23 "2018-02-25T01:07:37Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > … > Lucy, … Nickname. > [@Crazyhorse](#): > > Lucky … Better nickname. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/24 "2018-02-25T01:37:52Z")
You don’t even have ideas. You have conservative or Republican talking points. For some reason you pretend they’re some idea no one has ever heard of before, but they’re still just regurgitating the ideas you get by hanging out in the alt-right communities and their predecessors. You’re posting shit that winds up being downvoted on Reddit, even. You seem to think you’re “woke,” but you’re still just parroting things you heard elsewhere. You had your first moment of discovering that the world isn’t what we think when growing up, and you think you’ve reached the end–that you’ve taken the red pill. But the rabbit hole is deeper than even the one in the Matrix. We have taken our time to point out the flaws in what you have to say, but you gloss over them. You get offended. Or you just post something unrelated. You don’t even necessarily stay consistent. Ultimately, you could be entirely sincere in what you have to say, but it doesn’t really matter, because you post like a troll. You post like someone who just wants to piss people off. You don’t post like someone who wants to discuss things or even strengthen his own arguments. You post like someone who comes in, is a jerk, and then gets all butthurt that no one treats him well. And you refuse to even try to figure out how to not post like a jerk. For fuck’s sake, you always read what a community is like and try to copy their style. It’s what it means to join a community. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/25 "2018-02-25T01:39:46Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > How else I am suppose to get thoughts out of my chest? Get a blog? ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/26 "2018-02-25T01:43:22Z")
My son is in 6th grade this year and was tasked with writing his first argumentative research paper. Reading a Luciano post reminds me of reading his first draft. Painful. Fragmented trains of thought. No apparent logic as to what goes where. Stuff thrown in just because it sounds like it’s making some kind of point. I had to sit my son down and say “Buddy, this is garbage. I have no idea what point you’re trying to make. I don’t think you even know what point you’re trying to make.” ---
**Author:** ![CCitizen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@CCitizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCitizen)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/27 "2018-02-25T01:45:08Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > How else I am suppose to get thoughts out of my chest? Thank you for pointing out areas in which men face discrimination. Unfortunately on SDMB, many dogs will bark at you just for pointing out legitimate issues. (Of course #notallSDMB users) You can join reasonable people at [PoliticalForum.com](http://PoliticalForum.com) ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/28 "2018-02-25T01:59:02Z")
My “republican” posting style is just me bandwagoning, if I wanted to really be an alt-righter, shit may as well add some white powder in myself and try to spit on a woman for no reason. Ok yes I understand that was an obnoxious point, but you can’t just call me an alt-righter right away. This is why I want to work out my political beliefs out. Another reason I am working on them is because I am trying to memorize and study for US citizenship test. Also lol at not having seen my participation in non-political threads. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/29 "2018-02-25T02:19:32Z")
> [@CCitizen](#): > > Thank you for pointing out areas in which men face discrimination. Unfortunately on SDMB, many dogs will bark at you just for pointing out legitimate issues. (Of course #notallSDMB users) > > You can join reasonable people at [PoliticalForum.com](http://PoliticalForum.com) Fuck off, imbecile. Crawl back under your rock. > [@Luciano700](#): > > My “republican” posting style is just me bandwagoning, if I wanted to really be an alt-righter, shit may as well add some white powder in myself and try to spit on a woman for no reason. > Ok yes I understand that was an obnoxious point, but you can’t just call me an alt-righter right away. > This is why I want to work out my political beliefs out. Another reason I am working on them is because I am trying to memorize and study for US citizenship test. > > Also lol at not having seen my participation in non-political threads. …And take your idiot lapdog with you. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/30 "2018-02-25T02:24:47Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Right except a blog wouldn’t do shit. I want to also discuss with people. This isn’t your thing. You’re too stupid. Best you know that now. ---
**Author:** ![CCitizen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@CCitizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCitizen)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/31 "2018-02-25T02:40:17Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Fuck off, imbecile. Crawl back under your rock. I love taking orders from vermin like you. > [@Luciano700](#): > > I want to also discuss with people. Millions of decent people agree with your points. At [PoliticalForum.com](http://PoliticalForum.com) all ideas are discussed rationally. ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/32 "2018-02-25T02:56:50Z")
> [@Lamia](#): > > He is a troll, and your frustration is amusing to him. Does anyone remember what his name was back in the day? He was 16 then too, but that time he was an African American, Christian kid… He once upset his newly widowed atheist neighbor by telling her 6 year old that his dad was in a magical land where they’d be reunited one day and then took offense that the mother didn’t just lie about heaven to ease the kid’s feelings… His friend was a genius for stealing from the customers at McDonald’s drivethru by adding cents on to their order and keeping them for himself but got busted when he tried adding on dollars… I can’t remember the other yarns anymore. It went on for ages but ultimately he got banned. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/33 "2018-02-25T03:43:20Z")
> [@Eliahna](#): > > Does anyone remember what his name was back in the day? He was 16 then too, but that time he was an African American, Christian kid… He once upset his newly widowed atheist neighbor by telling her 6 year old that his dad was in a magical land where they’d be reunited one day and then took offense that the mother didn’t just lie about heaven to ease the kid’s feelings… His friend was a genius for stealing from the customers at McDonald’s drivethru by adding cents on to their order and keeping them for himself but got busted when he tried adding on dollars… I can’t remember the other yarns anymore. > > It went on for ages but ultimately he got banned. I think you’re thinking of **START** , but **START** at least put some effort into coming up with stories to tell us. Looks like he wasn’t banned but just quit posting. Or at least quit using that account, although FWIW I don’t think he and **Luciano700** are literally the same person. It wouldn’t surprise me if **Luciano700** and **CCitizen** were the same person, though. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/34 "2018-02-25T04:08:57Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > I like how people are still ridiculing me, what do you think you deserve for this? A Tesla or a pack of gift cards? > > I will admit I am digging in quite a passion into sociology, so if anyone’s got good books to recommend me for this subject feel free to do so. > Actually, if I started posting 3 or 4 years ago, I think the beginning would have been worse. Trust me when I say this. Because at that time I still had a big lack of self-awareness… > Is also kind of funny how we have a sub-forum like this in this place, if some of the other places I post in or if I were to have started posting just 3 years ago, I would have probably made more use of this sub-forum to feed out my anger and energy out. However I will talk smack if I need to, don’t think I am easy target I will come at you out of nowhere. Good. Now work on your English. “ **It’s** also kind of funny how we have a sub-forum like this in this place. If (this were) some of the other places I post in or if I were to have started posting just 3 years ago, I would have probably made more use of this sub-forum to feed [del]out[/del] my anger and energy out. However I will talk smack if I need to. Don’t think I am **an** easy target. I will come at you out of nowhere.” ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/35 "2018-02-25T05:06:47Z")
> [@Lamia](#): > > I think you’re thinking of **START** , but **START** at least put some effort into coming up with stories to tell us. Looks like he wasn’t banned but just quit posting. Or at least quit using that account, although FWIW I don’t think he and **Luciano700** are literally the same person. It wouldn’t surprise me if **Luciano700** and **CCitizen** were the same person, though. Well I am not African-American to begin with so that can debunk your first theory. I am not sure who CCitizen is. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/36 "2018-02-25T05:23:28Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Good. Now work on your English. > > “ **It’s** also kind of funny how we have a sub-forum like this in this place. If (this were) some of the other places I post in or if I were to have started posting just 3 years ago, I would have probably made more use of this sub-forum to feed [del]out[/del] my anger and energy out. However I will talk smack if I need to. Don’t think I am **an** easy target. I will come at you out of nowhere.” Ha didn’t see that I added “out” twice. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/37 "2018-02-25T05:46:04Z")
Nm ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/38 "2018-02-25T05:48:53Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Nm Nm ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/39 "2018-02-25T06:20:35Z")
I meant ’ no monkey’s ’ You? ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495/40 "2018-02-25T06:33:14Z")
Namibian monkeys here. Or Newfoundland ones even, but they’re bigger, hairier and scarier. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luciano700s-pit-thread/809495.md?page=3)