# Lucretia's one sexy wumman. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 16, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866 "2003-09-16T01:51:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/1 "2003-09-16T01:51:57Z")
Well, you boys that know her…am I wrong? I miss her so dam’ much. Seven more days in hell, and I can see her again. ---
**Author:** ![Anita\_Vacation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Anita\_Vacation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anita_Vacation)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/2 "2003-09-16T02:11:00Z")
I think she’s pretty damn sexy, too, and I not even a boy! Not only that, I think I miss her almost as much as you. OK, not nearly as much as you must, but I do miss her a lot! ---
**Author:** ![Forbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5e9695/32.png) [@Forbin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Forbin)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/3 "2003-09-16T02:15:01Z")
Winston Churchill likes her so much, he’d eat her poison. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/4 "2003-09-16T02:18:18Z")
Now stop that. I’m still getting over my broken heart. And just the thought of her in that uniform? Oooo… ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/5 "2003-09-16T02:28:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bluesman \* > **Well, you boys that know her…am I wrong?** No, no, you’re pretty far from wrong. But hey, the longer she’s gone, the happier you’ll be to see her when she gets back, right? ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/6 "2003-09-16T03:39:52Z")
You know what I think. 🙂 Man, do I miss the two of you. Dope-A-Ween won’t be the same without you. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/7 "2003-09-16T05:35:28Z")
You mean our double-secret plans to lure them from the cozy (or not) confines of … it’s NE now, right? fell through? Damnit! And I had a funny costume picked out and everything! I was going to be your nose, **Airman**. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/8 "2003-09-16T10:28:42Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Bluesman \* \*\*Well, you boys that know her…am I wrong? \*\* [QUOTE] Norfolk n’ way, friend. Which reminds me, there’s a chance Mrs. F. and I may be down your way for Thanksgiving. I’ll drop you guys an email, if the one in your profile still works. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/9 "2003-09-16T11:07:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Damnit! And I had a funny costume picked out and everything! I was going to be your nose, **Airman**. \*\* You don’t really wanna do that. Aaron’s latest favorite game is to bite noses and hold on. Unless you like baby drool, it’s probably for the best that you choose another costume. **Bluesman** and **Lucretia** , I miss you guys too. Visit often, please. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/10 "2003-09-16T11:48:23Z")
Please tell me she didn’t cut her hair. I loved her long hair and would hate to hear she had cut it. And DopeFests will not be the same without your little brat, I mean cute daughter that likes to bug me. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/11 "2003-09-16T12:41:52Z")
I’m sorta wondering how 'punha’s brother is gonna deal with the loss of the Blues-kid. I’m sorry, Bluesman. Please stop hitting me. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/12 "2003-09-16T15:52:44Z")
I’d worry more about Lucretia there. I have **seen** the force of doom. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/13 "2003-09-16T17:03:07Z")
My lap is strangely vacant. When will she be home so’s you and me can switch wives? ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/14 "2003-09-16T17:04:54Z")
Yeah, Lucretia in full mommy mode is an awesome sight to behold. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/15 "2003-09-16T17:10:26Z")
I quote: _ahem_ > [@](#): > > _From Lucretia…just a few short months ago_ > > OH, **FUCK** NO! ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/16 "2003-09-17T02:18:10Z")
SIX more days. And yeah, I’m going to to count 'em down, right here. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anita Vacation \* > \*\*I think she’s pretty damn sexy, too, and I not even a boy! Not only that, I think I miss her almost as much as you. > > OK, not nearly as much as you must, but I do miss her a lot! \*\* Actually, I found out there were quite a few grrls at Hopkins that share our opinion. It’s kinda hot thinkin’ 'bout hunnies having fantasies about my beloved… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \* > \*\*I’m still getting over my broken heart. And just the thought of her in that uniform? > > Oooo… \*\* You KNOW dat’s raht, ole sportsman. If you could see her in her mess dress uniform, you’d try to get an American monarchy started, just so she could be titled the Duchess of KABLAM! HOT, lads, and I ain’t kiddin’. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ultrafilter \* > \*\*No, no, you’re pretty far from wrong. But hey, the longer she’s gone, the happier you’ll be to see her when she gets back, right? \*\* And the happier I’ll be when I’ve got her on her back, too! (she’ll schwack me fer writin’ that…) > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \* > \*\*You know what I think. 🙂 > > Man, do I miss the two of you. Dope-A-Ween won’t be the same without you. \*\* Yeah, we’re guys. We know what each other are thinking. Miss you guys, too, killah. I hope you can get a RON here at MacKDaddy Airplane Patch sometime. If you do, and if you don’t call us while you’re here, I’ll hunt you like an animal, and use your skin as a rug in front of my fireplace. Word. We are both grieving over missing Dope-a-ween. We want to be there like a sinner wants salvation. Sigh. Best parties we’ve been to since a Bavarian wedding, man. _Jonathan Chance_ and crew fuckin’ RULE, yo! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*You mean our double-secret plans to lure them from the cozy (or not) confines of … it’s NE now, right? fell through? > > Damnit! And I had a funny costume picked out and everything! I was going to be your nose, **Airman**. \*\* Nah, _poon_, we’re down here in beautiful Tampa, Flarda, at MacDill Air Force Base. New England’s great an’ all, but if I never shovel snow again, I’ll die happy. Do the costume anyway…sounds terrific. [QUOTE] \*Originally posted by RTFirefly \* \*\* [QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Bluesman \* \*\*Well, you boys that know her…am I wrong? \*\* > [@](#): > > Norfolk n’ way, friend. > > Which reminds me, there’s a chance Mrs. F. and I may be down your way for Thanksgiving. I’ll drop you guys an email, if the one in your profile still works. \*\* WAY cool! Y’all git on ovah heah fer a turkey laig! We’ll be in town that weekend, so you’re welcome to come on over for drinks, eating, drinking, after-dinner drinks and drinking. But no chummin’ in the pool. We’re drawing the line on THAT. We’d sure be favored by a visit by you two. Write it into your plan, okay? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MsRobyn \* > \*\* > **Bluesman** and **Lucretia** , I miss you guys too. Visit often, please. > > Robin \*\* Well, sweets, not sure how many times we’re going to be in your AOR from now on, but we are keeping a revolving door on our place, so if you’d like to come over for awhile, we’ll make you comfy. Call us anytime. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Edward The Head \* > \*\*Please tell me she didn’t cut her hair. I loved her long hair and would hate to hear she had cut it. And DopeFests will not be the same without your little brat, I mean cute daughter that likes to bug me. \*\* Still got the hair. And the brat, too. Hell, if she cut her hair, she’d turn into a drooling moron. It’s kinda like that Samson guy…although it will prolly be ME that pulls down the Temple if she cuts her hair. (Although really, I’d just bust a couple of plates and then go sulk…) > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*I’m sorta wondering how 'punha’s brother is gonna deal with the loss of the Blues-kid. > > I’m sorry, Bluesman. Please stop hitting me. \*\* Mischeif Maker, thy name is _ROBYN_! They were kinda cute though, weren’t they? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*My lap is strangely vacant. When will she be home so’s you and me can switch wives? \*\* Swap witcha? Oh, HELL yes!!! _Lucretia_ gets back on the night of the 25th, but I’m going up to Mongomery, AL on Tuesday (the 23rd) for her graduation. Oh, and also to get a little while I’m there, too. Don’t we got some prime babes, mate? Pinch _Geo_’s cute butt for me, will ya? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gobear \* > \*\*Yeah, Lucretia in full mommy mode is an awesome sight to behold. \*\* Ain’t it the truth, buddy? But I tell ya…I’m just impressed as hell with ME for the way I have been keepin’ the wheels on this family wagon. I have done ALL the feedingshoppingmedicalskool and lovin’ for these kids for the last month, and I have kicked ASS, man! Didn’t know I’d be able to keep that high of a standard, and I’m taking some credit for myself. It wasn’t easy, but it sure was rewarding. Gotta go, folks, but I’ll see you again tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/17 "2003-09-17T02:53:17Z")
Oh, sure. Don’t answer **me** quoting your wife swearing a blue streak! Figures. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/18 "2003-09-17T13:36:21Z")
'salright, honey. He’s got me and Robyn confused. [sub]It’s the _sun_, you know[/sub]. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/19 "2003-09-17T14:08:02Z")
No, I think it’s the black glasses he was issued down at SOCOM. ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866/20 "2003-09-18T02:36:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*'salright, honey. He’s got me and Robyn confused. > > [sub]It’s the _sun_, you know[/sub]. \*\* Jayzus, I’m sorry. I plead “TIRED”, m’lud. And I’m really tired again tonight, too. So I’ll make this a short note. FIVE more days. I just got off the phone with her, and she’s kickin’ ass down thar: all three tests down, and all three are aces. I’m tellin’ ya, folks, she’s unstoppable. She got a counseling letter, though. (Lowest rung on the disciplinary ladder.) She contradicted an instructor, and he got huffy, even though she was respectful AND CORRECT. Egos, man…and some guys have a bad case of it, especially when females are concerned. Screw him. She’s a better officer NOW than he’ll EVER be. Whew. Went off a bit there. I finished a whole bottle of chianti ruffino by meself with tonight’s spaghetti, so I think I better turn in, before I go pickin’ fights. Love all you Dopers, and multi thanks to **Jonathan Chance** for pointing out that **Lucretia** has a foul mouth. (Yeah, I noticed your post, cowboy.) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucretias-one-sexy-wumman/201866.md?page=2)