# Lucy Liu Pissed Me Off Last Night... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 4, 2013, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucy-liu-pissed-me-off-last-night/665334 "2013-08-04T16:39:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucy-liu-pissed-me-off-last-night/665334/1 "2013-08-04T16:39:00Z")
It was quite the vivid dream. Lucy and I were meeting with a client on a nice beachfront restaurant for breakfast. I was deep in conversation with the client and when the waiter came, Lucy quietly ordered breakfast for us all. When breakfast arrived, I was really hungry…looking forward to some bacon and eggs and hash browns and perhaps some toast… Nope. Lucy had ordered grilled pineapple rings covered with warm sauerkraut. That was it. An argument ensued. Stupid Lucy Liu…never let her order breakfast for ya. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucy-liu-pissed-me-off-last-night/665334/2 "2013-08-04T16:42:59Z")
It’s interesting how you…NOTICE…TWO…THINGS… I love PineappleKrautRings more than the moon, the stars, the …ROMANTIC…IMAGE…42…NOT…FOUND… you sure it wasn’t actually a Lucy Liubot you were breakfasting with? After all, people should know about the …CAN…EAT…MORE… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucy-liu-pissed-me-off-last-night/665334/3 "2013-08-04T16:44:49Z")
Grilled pineapple rings covered with warm sauerkraut? Yup, that’s typical Lucy Liu. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucy-liu-pissed-me-off-last-night/665334/4 "2013-08-04T17:01:26Z")
I’m sorry, that’s weird. 🙂 Pineapple with ham, okay. Sauerkraut? No way. ---
**Author:** ![Boogly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Boogly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boogly)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucy-liu-pissed-me-off-last-night/665334/5 "2013-08-04T18:02:53Z")
Maybe you were supposed to bring youw own meat… ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucy-liu-pissed-me-off-last-night/665334/6 "2013-08-04T18:09:37Z")
Unconsciously, you want Lucies pineapple ring. ---
**Author:** ![Saintly\_Loser](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saintly_loser/32/4045_2.png) [@Saintly\_Loser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saintly_Loser)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucy-liu-pissed-me-off-last-night/665334/7 "2013-08-04T18:18:44Z")
That is _so_ not like the dream I had about Lucy Liu the other night. . . ---
**Author:** ![Claverhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucy-liu-pissed-me-off-last-night/665334/8 "2013-08-04T18:22:25Z")
Wouldn’t it be great if this place had a dedicated subforum for people to relate the dreams they just had ? ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucy-liu-pissed-me-off-last-night/665334/9 "2013-08-04T18:27:13Z")
> [@Saintly\_Loser](#): > > That is _so_ not like the dream I had about Lucy Liu the other night. . . That’s funny, because it’s _exactly_ like the dream I had about Lucy Liu the other night. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucy-liu-pissed-me-off-last-night/665334/10 "2013-08-04T19:18:19Z")
In my dreams she orders whatever she wants and it doesn’t bother me or any of the other naked women. ---
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lucy-liu-pissed-me-off-last-night/665334/11 "2013-08-04T20:04:34Z")
Y’all need to get yourselves a [Lucy Liu-bot.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb1lcIugxOk)