# Lump Under My Carpet

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lump-under-my-carpet/662396>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 1, 2013, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lump-under-my-carpet/662396 "2013-07-01T22:23:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lump-under-my-carpet/662396/41 "2013-07-03T21:41:43Z")

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Is that a lump under your carpet or are you just happy to see me?

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lump-under-my-carpet/662396/42 "2013-07-03T21:45:15Z")

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I was going to say slime mold, just because it’s the answer all to unidentified stuff.

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lump-under-my-carpet/662396/43 "2013-07-03T21:48:38Z")

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_“It is the beating of his hideous subfloor!”_

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