# Lunch With The Most Wonderful Lady **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 26, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247 "2005-07-26T16:34:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/1 "2005-07-26T16:34:31Z")
I am probably going to get in major trouble for this, but I don’t care. Y’all need to know. Monday I had the pleasure, the **great** pleasure of dining with our **Tuba Diva** and I will never forget the experience. She is not only a lovely person to look at, and easy on the eyes, but she is also a wonderful conversationalist who knows how to listen, examine and respond appropriately. In short, a **lady**. **Jenny** , if you read this and I’m in trouble, I am sorry, but I was on “cloud 9” all the way home yesterday, and I can’t help myself. Thanks for spending a little of your day with me. I will never forget it. For a little while on Monday the 25th of July, I was in the presence of greatness, and I know to treasure this. Bill ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/2 "2005-07-26T16:40:23Z")
**Quasimodem and Tuba Diva** , sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/3 "2005-07-26T16:41:36Z")
😛😛😛😛😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/4 "2005-07-26T16:42:36Z")
You looooooove her. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/5 "2005-07-26T17:00:45Z")
luurrrrrvvvvv her! ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/6 "2005-07-26T17:03:57Z")
I hope you didn’t use a coupon when you paid for dinner. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/7 "2005-07-26T17:44:14Z")
Omfg,\*\* Quasi\*\* likes **Tuba** , pass it on! ---
**Author:** ![NotWithoutRage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NotWithoutRage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotWithoutRage)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/8 "2005-07-26T17:47:55Z")
First comes love, then comes marriage… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/9 "2005-07-26T17:50:31Z")
QM + TD 4 ever! ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/10 "2005-07-26T17:52:33Z")
The kids need to have 'doper name like **TubaModem** and **QuasiDiva**. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/11 "2005-07-26T17:54:29Z")
Hey, everybody, _psst_! \*\*Quasi \*\* likes **Tuba**! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/12 "2005-07-26T17:54:49Z")
> [@Amp](#): > > I hope you didn’t use a coupon when you paid for dinner. Or put his elbows on the table or wipe his mouth on his shirtsleeve. ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/13 "2005-07-26T18:18:35Z")
None of you asked me out and he did, so there. It was a nice lunch. I am gonna hurt him for this, though. your humble TubaDiva Line forms to the right, no pushing. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/14 "2005-07-26T18:23:15Z")
> [@TubaDiva](#): > > None of you asked me out and he did, so there. > > It was a nice lunch. I am gonna hurt him for this, though. > > your humble TubaDiva > Line forms to the right, no pushing. Are we lining up to hurt **Quasi**? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/15 "2005-07-26T18:33:05Z")
Dear **TubaDiva** , Do you like **Quasimodem**? Circle one: yes no Signed, A concerned party ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/16 "2005-07-26T18:39:42Z")
_palms note from **lorene,** shoves it in the slot on **Tuba’s** locker, walks off all casual like_ Omigoddd, ya’ll, I bet he’s gonna ask her to \*go steady \* soon!!!11. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/17 "2005-07-26T18:50:35Z")
If you start talking about how **TubaDiva** wears pajama pants, I think I’m going to vomit. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/18 "2005-07-26T19:05:41Z")
So, y’gonna ask her to the prom? ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/19 "2005-07-26T19:15:18Z")
You just know this cannot end well. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/20 "2005-07-26T19:24:41Z")
TubaDiva and Quasimodem were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247.md?page=2)