# Lunch With The Most Wonderful Lady

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 26, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247 "2005-07-26T16:34:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Penchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Penchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penchan)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/21 "2005-07-26T19:36:11Z")

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Hey kids, no snogging in public!

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/22 "2005-07-26T19:40:35Z")

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I did not realize that meeting anyone from SDMB’s Administration was against policy, and I will not do so again.

I am puzzled at the “attacks” I have received, however and must admit that I do not know why I deserve them. I have not been “active” for a while, but I don’t remember hurting anyone here?

I have communicated with Jenny privately and have told her of my decision to leave SDMB.

Again, my apologies to SDMB and TubaDiva for this breach of policy.

But I do not apologize for the OP.

Thanks

Quasi (Bill)

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**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/23 "2005-07-26T19:43:17Z")

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Dude, **Quasimodem** , we were teasing! Don’t leave. I’m sorry if you thought I was running roughshod on you.

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**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/24 "2005-07-26T19:43:21Z")

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I hope your last post was a joke. You know, like what we were all doing.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/25 "2005-07-26T19:54:22Z")

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> [@Quasimodem](#):
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> I did not realize that meeting anyone from SDMB’s Administration was against policy, and I will not do so again.

It is? I wonder what else has been slipped into that registration agreement while I wasn’t watching…

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**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/26 "2005-07-26T20:01:20Z")

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I saw no attacks. Some sharing of joy, but no attacks.

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/27 "2005-07-26T20:04:09Z")

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Yeah, come on **Quas** , come back.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/28 "2005-07-26T20:08:24Z")

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**Quasi** – we didn’t mean to hurt your feelings – we were just joking around. Really.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/29 "2005-07-26T20:11:52Z")

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> [@lno](#):
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> It is? I wonder what else has been slipped into that registration agreement while I wasn’t watching…

No snogging the mods.  
No posting in your underwear (nudity is acceptable).  
No “!!!111oneoneoneeleven111!!”  
No rooting for the Vikings.  
No “Whisky Tango Foxtrot”.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/30 "2005-07-26T20:18:45Z")

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> [@Quasimodem](#):
>
> I did not realize that meeting anyone from SDMB’s Administration was against policy, and I will not do so again.
> 
> I am puzzled at the “attacks” I have received, however and must admit that I do not know why I deserve them. I have not been “active” for a while, but I don’t remember hurting anyone here?
> 
> I have communicated with Jenny privately and have told her of my decision to leave SDMB.
> 
> Again, my apologies to SDMB and TubaDiva for this breach of policy.
> 
> But I do not apologize for the OP.
> 
> Thanks
> 
> Quasi (Bill)

Quasi, we were just playing around! Affectionately, you know! Please don’t be upset.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/31 "2005-07-26T20:38:05Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> No snogging the mods.  
> No posting in your underwear (nudity is acceptable).  
> No “!!!111oneoneoneeleven111!!”  
> No rooting for the Vikings.  
> No “Whisky Tango Foxtrot”.

Well, damn…ellipsisperiodperiodperiod

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/32 "2005-07-26T20:39:41Z")

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Okay, there’s no way someone who’s been around here for five years has _this_ thin a skin. He’s got to be joshing us.

We discussed the registration agreement a little while ago. I think it was **Giraffe** who mentioned something about what they put in there. Does anyone else remember that?

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/33 "2005-07-26T21:15:07Z")

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I’m glad I didn’t post “Get a room” as I am wont to do.

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/34 "2005-07-26T21:19:11Z")

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D’Oh!!

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/35 "2005-07-26T23:14:21Z")

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Hi, Kalhoun!  
Hi, Vetbridge!  
What’s the story, morning glory?  
What’s tale, nightingale?  
Tell me quick about Quasi and Tube’!

Hi, Twickster!  
Hi, chatelaine!  
What’s the story, morning glory?  
What’s the word, humming bird?  
Have you heard about Quasi and Tube’?

Did they cuddle all night?  
Did they sit and hold hands?  
Did he offer a cite?  
Did she threaten to ban?

Well, I heard they got pinned  
Yeah! Yeah!  
I was hopin’ they would!  
O-ho!  
Now they’re livin’ at last,  
Goin’ steady for good!

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**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/36 "2005-07-26T23:21:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Hal Briston]  
No rooting for the Vikings.

[QUOTE]

Crap. Well, it was nice knowing you guys. I’m off to bannination land.

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/37 "2005-07-26T23:25:20Z")

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I have to wonder whether somebody’s been flaming **Quasi** by e-mail. I also don’t see any “attacks” here, just cute lighthearted joshing.

Too bad that such a fun thread has taken this turn.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/38 "2005-07-26T23:59:58Z")

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OK, Quasi.

Come on back and play.

“Not to be mean, or anything” but I bet you’d come back for a **Bitburger**. 😃

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**Author:** ![Indyellen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/indyellen/32/4176_2.png) [@Indyellen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indyellen)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/39 "2005-07-27T00:14:51Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> Hi, Kalhoun!  
> Hi, Vetbridge!  
> What’s the story, morning glory?  
> What’s tale, nightingale?  
> Tell me quick about Quasi and Tube’!
> 
> Hi, Twickster!  
> Hi, chatelaine!  
> What’s the story, morning glory?  
> What’s the word, humming bird?  
> Have you heard about Quasi and Tube’?
> 
> Did they cuddle all night?  
> Did they sit and hold hands?  
> Did he offer a cite?  
> Did she threaten to ban?
> 
> Well, I heard they got pinned  
> Yeah! Yeah!  
> I was hopin’ they would!  
> O-ho!  
> Now they’re livin’ at last,  
> Goin’ steady for good!
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Bravo! Bravo!

Beauty, **Eve** …just magnificent.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lunch-with-the-most-wonderful-lady/314247/40 "2005-07-27T00:45:38Z")

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Tom Cruise is a Doper? 😕  
😛

That’s a bit of a joke, see? (just in case someone’s panties get bunched) You’d have to be following certain Pit threads to get it.  
Can I ask wtf happened in this thread? Where did that 2:40pm post come from? And since the cat is out of the bag now, was this a ‘date’ or a ‘meet for lunch?’ If it’s none of our business, say so (but then why this thread?)

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