# Lurkers Anonymous: Roll Call

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 2, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368 "2005-08-02T22:23:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/1 "2005-08-02T22:23:00Z")

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If you have less than 50 posts to your credit and have been a member of SDMB longer than six months, for the sake of this thread please consider yourself an official **Lurker** and just reply to this post with a word or two to indicate you’re willing to be counted in **Lurker’s Anonymous** by breaking your anonymity.

“Guests” need not participate, as this is for Members Only. But since there’s no way to prevent your posting, have at if it makes you feel good.

Thanks for your support.

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**Author:** ![wenonahbone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wenonahbone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wenonahbone)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/2 "2005-08-02T22:32:26Z")

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I accept the fact that I am powerless over lurking and my life has become unmanageable.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/3 "2005-08-02T22:36:03Z")

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> [@wenonahbone](#):
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> I accept the fact that I am powerless over lurking and my life has become unmanageable.

Hi, **wenonahbone** , and thanks for playing. Maybe we can come up with a Twelve Steps program for those who want to conquer lurking.

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**Author:** ![MissDisaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@MissDisaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissDisaster)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/4 "2005-08-03T12:32:18Z")

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I’m a lurker.

There are many times when I want to reply to something, but ya know, I don’t feel like I have a good enough response. ☹

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**Author:** ![CowPatty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@CowPatty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CowPatty)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/5 "2005-08-03T12:36:34Z")

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Hello. My name is CowPatty and I am a lurker.

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**Author:** ![david8686a\_netscape.net](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/david8686a_netscape.net/32/3352_2.png) [@david8686a\_netscape.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/david8686a_netscape.net)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/6 "2005-08-03T12:39:01Z")

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still lurking

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/7 "2005-08-03T12:46:01Z")

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> [@david8686a@netscape.net](#):
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> still lurking

Exceptional self-control, I’d say!

This is your **first** post!

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**Author:** ![Zulema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/db5fbb/32.png) [@Zulema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zulema)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/8 "2005-08-03T13:07:00Z")

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I thought I was lurking, then I checked my post count. I think I stopped lurking so much when we had to pay.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Rachael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9dc877/32.png) [@Little\_Rachael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Rachael)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/9 "2005-08-03T13:12:35Z")

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I lurk, I lurk! I meet the requirements,so you can count me in Lurker’s Anonymous.

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**Author:** ![leandroc76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bb73d2/32.png) [@leandroc76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leandroc76)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/10 "2005-08-03T13:22:33Z")

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Hi,

I am lurker too.

I, like a previous poster said, think most of my replies aren’t good enough.

If I feel I can help, I will. It’s just that most of my opinions are overlooked anyways.

(Not in the " I feel sorry for myself" tone in anyway)

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**Author:** ![Walkabout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/46a35a/32.png) [@Walkabout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walkabout)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/11 "2005-08-03T13:24:19Z")

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Yep. Everyone else pretty much covers what I want to say.

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**Author:** ![Walkabout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/46a35a/32.png) [@Walkabout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walkabout)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/12 "2005-08-03T13:25:27Z")

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Oops. I guess I should look at my post count more often. I thought it was a lot less than that. I think I’ll go lurk somewhere else for a while.

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**Author:** ![swanky\_glue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@swanky\_glue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swanky_glue)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/13 "2005-08-03T14:53:11Z")

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I lurk as well. I get much more out of this board than I could ever add.  
Sometimes I post if it’s mudane and pointless enough, but other than that, I just cruise around and read what everyone else has to say.

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**Author:** ![Nausicaa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@Nausicaa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nausicaa)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/14 "2005-08-03T15:47:56Z")

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Add me to the list!

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**Author:** ![CantUseMyRealName](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@CantUseMyRealName](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CantUseMyRealName)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/15 "2005-08-03T16:17:29Z")

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lurker who occasionally posts here.

i read these boards for years before i took the plunge and registered after i spotted a post that i was uniquely qualified to answer.

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**Author:** ![kushiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@kushiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kushiel)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/16 "2005-08-03T16:31:02Z")

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Pretty much a lurker too. I go through spurts of posting - maybe 5 in 2 days, and then nothing for a month. _laughs_

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**Author:** ![Tisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6de8d8/32.png) [@Tisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tisha)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/17 "2005-08-03T16:34:22Z")

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lurking

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Machine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Ice\_Machine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Machine)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/18 "2005-08-03T16:42:10Z")

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I’ve been lurking for a few years never having something to say that hasn’t already been said much better. I never subscribed when subscription time came around figuring I never posted anyhow and can still lurk. I just decided it’s about time I subscribed and post a little more often so I just subscribed 2 minutes ago but will likely remain more or less a lurker.

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Machine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Ice\_Machine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Machine)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/19 "2005-08-03T16:47:20Z")

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Interesting, it looks like the join date is when I first registered to make my first post even though I just subscribed. I never even realized I had posted 10 times already.

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**Author:** ![Mgcklmoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/74df32/32.png) [@Mgcklmoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mgcklmoon)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/20 "2005-08-03T17:01:58Z")

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Yeah, I’m a lurker - without a doubt.

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