# Lurkers Anonymous: Roll Call

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 2, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368 "2005-08-02T22:23:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/21 "2005-08-03T17:18:50Z")

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Here’s a little summary of the ones posting thus far, in chronological sequence. (Sorry about the spacing.):

SP2263 Charter Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 330  
Nausicaa Charter Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 109  
CowPatty Charter Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 23  
Mgcklmoon Charter Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 45  
swanky\_glue Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 55  
kushiel Charter Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 165  
Ice Machine Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 11  
WVmom Charter Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 238  
wenonahbone Charter Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 69  
[david8686a@netscape.net](mailto:david8686a@netscape.net) Charter Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1  
Tisha Charter Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2  
MissDisaster Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 36  
Little Rachael Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 5  
CantUseMyRealName Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 26  
leandroc76 Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 44

Anybody been lurking longer than **SP2263**?

Anubody with less than 100 posts? (We can open it up a bit since some have more than the 50 I arbitrarily mentioned to start with.) I figure less than two posts a month since you “joined” is basically lurking, don’t you?

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**Author:** ![swanky\_glue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@swanky\_glue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swanky_glue)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/22 "2005-08-03T17:22:26Z")

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We need some sort of secret code so that when we post to other threads, we can easily identify each other as fellow lurkers.

maybe we can sign each thread after we post \*\* HFL\*\*  
(hey fellow lurkers)

or something like that\*.

HFL

\*lame idea, I know, now you see why I don’t post a whole lot

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/23 "2005-08-03T17:32:40Z")

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> [@swanky\_glue](#):
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> We need some sort of secret code so that when we post to other threads, we can easily identify each other as fellow lurkers.
> 
> maybe we can sign each thread after we post \*\* HFL\*\*  
> (hey fellow lurkers)
> 
> or something like that\*.
> 
> HFL
> 
> \*lame idea, I know, now you see why I don’t post a whole lot

I’d say it’s a _cool_ idea. Needs a neat acronym, too.

LSD – Lurking Straight Dope? Must be a better one than that…

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**Author:** ![Crab\_Rangoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Crab\_Rangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crab_Rangoon)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/24 "2005-08-03T17:34:51Z")

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I lurk and lurk and lurk… I think this is my 3rd actual post… I need to go lurk some more…  
I consider myself a very lurky person

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**Author:** ![swanky\_glue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@swanky\_glue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swanky_glue)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/25 "2005-08-03T17:46:15Z")

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> [@Crab Rangoon](#):
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> I lurk and lurk and lurk… I think this is my 3rd actual post… I need to go lurk some more…  
> I consider myself a very lurky person

I’m more of a happy go lurky kind of girl.

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**Author:** ![dcordell1960](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d2c977/32.png) [@dcordell1960](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dcordell1960)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/26 "2005-08-03T18:23:21Z")

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keeping my head down hoping you won’t see me

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**Author:** ![MoodIndigo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@MoodIndigo1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoodIndigo1)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/27 "2005-08-03T18:35:38Z")

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I consider myself a lurker. On the rare occasion where there’s a topic about which I’m somewhat knowledgeable, by the time I read the thread, several posters have made the point I intended to make, only they couched it in more elegant terms.  
I’m such a :wally

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**Author:** ![Arrimus\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f08c70/32.png) [@Arrimus\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrimus_2)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/28 "2005-08-03T18:48:20Z")

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de-lurking.

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**Author:** ![Of\_Cabbages\_and\_Kings](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/49beb7/32.png) [@Of\_Cabbages\_and\_Kings](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Of_Cabbages_and_Kings)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/29 "2005-08-03T18:56:28Z")

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Momentarily surfacing…and then going back to lurking.

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**Author:** ![Noelq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noelq/32/16438_2.png) [@Noelq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noelq)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/30 "2005-08-03T19:47:16Z")

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[/delurk]

::sees shadow::

AAAAiiieee!!

[begin 6 more weeks of lurking]

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**Author:** ![pipperroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7feea3/32.png) [@pipperroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipperroo)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/31 "2005-08-04T02:30:19Z")

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count me in

i

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**Author:** ![Bad\_Samaritan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bad\_Samaritan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_Samaritan)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/32 "2005-08-04T03:23:06Z")

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What up Peeps

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**Author:** ![PeachNoMore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b487fb/32.png) [@PeachNoMore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PeachNoMore)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/33 "2005-08-04T03:40:49Z")

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I lurk! As it was stated by some others I sometimes run across a post I have some knowledge about but don’t feel I have a good enough repsonse. I have posted a couple times to threads and regretted it later, because of the response to my reply…

I would rather just read what others post thank you very much!

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**Author:** ![Av8trix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/90db22/32.png) [@Av8trix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Av8trix)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/34 "2005-08-04T03:54:03Z")

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/delurks ::waves:: /lurking device enabled

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**Author:** ![Arien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arien)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/35 "2005-08-04T04:10:10Z")

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Also a lurker. And I lurked for about 6 months before registering too. And I only registered to use the search function.

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**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/36 "2005-08-04T04:10:25Z")

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This is a very cool thread. I’m not qualified to receive the honorary Lurker title but wanted to say “Hey” to all here to whom I haven’t said it to before. 😃

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**Author:** ![BelZarak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BelZarak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BelZarak)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/37 "2005-08-04T04:12:35Z")

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I’ve been lurking here for a while. My post count has gone up a good bit since I had to start paying for it. If I keep on like this I’ll have a triple digit post count within a year or so.

-Belz

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**Author:** ![Fredescu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/73ab20/32.png) [@Fredescu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fredescu)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/38 "2005-08-04T04:24:01Z")

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Hello fellow lurkers

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**Author:** ![Hirka\_T\_Bawa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@Hirka\_T\_Bawa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hirka_T_Bawa)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/39 "2005-08-04T04:32:51Z")

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I have over 50 posts, this would be my 176th, however, I joined back in July of 2001, and according to my profile I have a 0.12 Post per a day. And I lurked for awhile before joining.

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**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/40 "2005-08-04T12:28:19Z")

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The amount of self control many of you have displayed is awe-inspiring. There are 7 people here with post counts in single digits. There is one Doper whose first post ever was made here, and a couple more whose second & third posts were here. Let it never be said that any of you talk too much.

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