# Lurkers Anonymous: Roll Call

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 2, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368 "2005-08-02T22:23:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![yohan\_go](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yohan_go/32/3620_2.png) [@yohan\_go](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yohan_go)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/41 "2005-08-04T12:35:15Z")

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Lurking since 2000, lurking member since this year.

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**Author:** ![hopesperson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e95f7d/32.png) [@hopesperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hopesperson)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/42 "2005-08-04T12:45:58Z")

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… lurking …

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**Author:** ![Zulema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/db5fbb/32.png) [@Zulema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zulema)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/43 "2005-08-04T13:05:10Z")

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Any die-hard lurkers who don’t want post because you don’t want to ruin your 0 post count feel free to e-mail me and I’ll post your name and join date.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/44 "2005-08-04T13:08:09Z")

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Updated Roster (date order):

BelZarak Charter Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 72  
SP2263 Charter Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 330  
Noelq Charter Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 67  
Nausicaa Charter Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 109  
MoodIndigo1 Charter Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 245  
Hirka T’Bawa Charter Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 176  
dcordell1960 Charter Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 45  
Fredescu Charter Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 28  
Arien Charter Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 98  
CowPatty Charter Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 23  
Av8trix Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 3  
Mgcklmoon Charter Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 45  
swanky\_glue Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 59  
kushiel Charter Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 165  
Ice Machine Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 12  
pipperroo Charter Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 41  
Arrimus\_2 Charter Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2  
WVmom Charter Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 238  
hopesperson Charter Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 20  
AnatomicallyCorrect Charter Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 92  
wenonahbone Charter Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 69  
[david8686a@netscape.net](mailto:david8686a@netscape.net) Charter Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1  
Of Cabbages and Kings Charter Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20  
PeachNoMore Charter Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 20  
Tisha Charter Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2  
MissDisaster Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 36  
Little Rachael Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 5  
yohan go Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 15  
CantUseMyRealName Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 27  
leandroc76 Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 45  
Crab Rangoon Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 3

Looks like **BelZarak** has been lurking longest so far.

The only way to beat **[david8686a@netscape.net](mailto:david8686a@netscape.net)**’s record of \* Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1\* is to have been lurking since before Jan/2004 **and** to make _this_ your first post! Hard to do!

Thanks so much, Lurkers, for playing along. Velly intellesting.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/45 "2005-08-04T13:09:13Z")

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> [@SP2263](#):
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> Any die-hard lurkers who don’t want post because you don’t want to ruin your 0 post count feel free to e-mail me and I’ll post your name and join date.

Neat idea!

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/46 "2005-08-04T15:29:45Z")

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Lurky Lurkerson here. I’ve been reading thses boards for YEARS and only just had the niblets to join and start posting. I keep thinking of all the great topics that I wanted to contribute to but chickened out. Would it be wrong to reopen a post from 1999?

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**Author:** ![Vihaga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Vihaga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vihaga)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/47 "2005-08-04T16:02:26Z")

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It took me like ten minutes to work up the nerve to post in a lurker thread. So pathetic. Oh, well.

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**Author:** ![baileygrrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@baileygrrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/baileygrrrl)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/48 "2005-08-04T16:14:23Z")

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Count me in amongst the lurkers. I read the board daily but I’m not much of a poster. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Elret](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Elret](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elret)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/49 "2005-08-04T16:49:50Z")

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Is the word “lurk” starting to sound sort of naughty to anyone else?  
Or is that just me, and my dirty mind.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/50 "2005-08-04T16:57:58Z")

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> [@Elret](#):
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> Is the word “lurk” starting to sound sort of naughty to anyone else?  
> Or is that just me, and my dirty mind.

I think the word “lurk” does have an overtone of “voyeurism” attached. That’s just the way it strikes me, and I’m ready to accept that others don’t have that overtone attached. Perhaps “observer” is a bit less tainted. Maybe even “reader” is still less negatively biased.

But in the spirit of the OP, I had hoped to use the term as a measure of “minimal posting at SDMB” without the overtones producing a negative bias. It’s just that the term “lurker” has become fairly common here to indicate “non-posters.”

I don’t mean to offend or to express any value judgments with my use of the term, in spite of my willingness to admit the “naughty” overtone it may carry.

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**Author:** ![Elret](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Elret](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elret)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/51 "2005-08-04T17:12:26Z")

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Oh I’m sorry - I didn’t mean it quite like that.  
I meant more in the way a word repeated over and over starts to lose its meaning and just sound like gibberish, and in this case, to me and my dirty mind, it’s started sounding like kinda sexual gibberish. But ya know? It really probably is just me…

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/52 "2005-08-04T17:16:24Z")

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> [@Elret](#):
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> Oh I’m sorry - I didn’t mean it quite like that.  
> I meant more in the way a word repeated over and over starts to lose its meaning and just sound like gibberish, and in this case, to me and my dirty mind, it’s started sounding like kinda sexual gibberish. But ya know? It really probably is just me…

Yeah! Now that you mention it. Lots of words like that. But I’d bet it’s not “just you.”

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**Author:** ![Nordic\_Pacer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/77aa72/32.png) [@Nordic\_Pacer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nordic_Pacer)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/53 "2005-08-04T17:22:59Z")

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Another lurker checking in.

I love to read here, but don’t usually have much to say.

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**Author:** ![swanky\_glue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@swanky\_glue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swanky_glue)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/54 "2005-08-04T18:07:26Z")

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> [@Nordic Pacer](#):
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> I love to read here, but don’t usually have much to say.

Well, for me, I usually have things I’d _like_ to say, but by the time I type it out, recheck my spelling and grammar 50 or 60 times ('cause you know how sometimes people will pounce on you for spelling something wrong or using then instead of than), and then upon the preview discover that someone else has posted pretty much exactly what I was going to say, I just end up deleting it.  
I also mostly stick to MPSIMS if I do post because it’s like a shallow pool and Great Debates and the Pit are like oceans. I am afraid of the waves drowning me in there.

But other than that, I really enjoy reading the posts and I even have a fantasy that other posters like **Hal Briston** , **Shirley Ujest** , and **Vunderbob** and others of their caliber know who I am and wonder to themselves “What would swanky glue think about this topic?” or “I hope swanky glue gives us her .02. She’s a great gal”

Then I realize that I am only a legend in my own mind and those people don’t have a clue who I am because I almost never post anything of real value and I am ashamed of myself. Then I log off the computer and go eat ice cream. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/55 "2005-08-04T18:19:39Z")

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**swanky\_glue** , I like the spirit of your latest post. Here’s a little challenge for you: right now, whatever it is on your mind besides this thread, go immediately to MPSIMS main forum page and click on “New Thread” and post something about your idea or thought or frame of mind or whatever you want to call it.

It will elevate your sense of self and belonging more than any other action you can take. Getting replies will be icing on the cake, but stepping out with a thread of your own (I haven’t even checked to see if you have already done this) can give you a real thrill.

I’d be willing to bet those folks you admire will respond to you if your thread is provocative, funny, or weird. And MPSIMS is just the place for that sort of thing.

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**Author:** ![swanky\_glue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@swanky\_glue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swanky_glue)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/56 "2005-08-04T18:32:43Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> **swanky\_glue** , I like the spirit of your latest post. Here’s a little challenge for you: right now, whatever it is on your mind besides this thread, go immediately to MPSIMS main forum page and click on “New Thread” and post something about your idea or thought or frame of mind or whatever you want to call it.

I will take that challenge. You betcha…(and i did start a thread, just once, but it mentioned my post count and was thusly shut down. I should have known better, but that’s ok too)

Anyway, I am comtemplating my new thread as we speak.

Thanks for the challenge.

I’ll see you in the other thread, which I will start shortly.

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**Author:** ![Gundhilde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecc23a/32.png) [@Gundhilde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundhilde)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/57 "2005-08-04T18:54:55Z")

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I’ve been here longer than most of the moderators, and this is my 219th post, I believe? That’s slightly less than 3 posts a month.

…I’m actually not sure whether that makes me extremely lurky or a candidate for major glaring and rolleyes from the _real_ lurkers.

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**Author:** ![Phantoms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e36b37/32.png) [@Phantoms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phantoms)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/58 "2005-08-04T19:37:46Z")

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I love to read all the information here but normally do not have anything to add to the discussion.

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**Author:** ![Kyyrewyyoae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Kyyrewyyoae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyyrewyyoae)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/59 "2005-08-04T19:58:33Z")

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I’m a lurker by nature, but I find myself posting more and more these days.

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**Author:** ![metj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@metj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metj)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-anonymous-roll-call/315368/60 "2005-08-04T20:01:49Z")

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The first ever thread I read here was about WallyM7 being scared by a friend’s hampster and he threw it at the celieng and died.

Finally I get around to posting…  
RIP WallyM7

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