# Lurkers...Look here for username suggestions....get them while they are HOT! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613 "2004-12-07T20:18:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/1 "2004-12-07T20:18:24Z")
We seem to have a plethora of lurkers signing up and I welcome them all! With so many registered members, it is very hard to come up with a username that is original and sticks out. I mean, we all cannot be me more’s the pity . There is only one **Atomic Badger Racing** and none of us are it, which is even more sad. Just because **Imthecowgodmoo** is taken and MIA, does not mean for any lurker or Doper who chose poorly, to give up hope. Not yet. You get, AFAIK, one offical name change. But, if you do it right, if you choose wisely, you could become famous. You could become a _:::::::::::::bangs Gong::::::::_ Doper Legend. Quite often through out a variety of forums there will be a funny/interesting combination of words that inevitably get the \* BAND/USER name !!!111!!! Because secretly we are all 13 year old t33nager5! I have made an inadequately short list of some of these so that it might help or assist a lurker in chosing the right name for themselves. As we all know, _The Name Is Everything_. Content means diddley-squat. Unless you are in GQ/GD or possibly The Pit YMMV. 🙂 \*\* Her Name Was Lola Basically F\*cked Gucking Forgeous\*\* Courtesy of Sampiro. **That Guy Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act** Admit it, it sounds cool\*\* Deranged Maniac Free Range Maniac Ranged Maniac Hawley-Smoot Maniac CarFullofScaryClowns Ax Murderer #1\*\* I like maniacs, what can I say? Every time you pick a terrible username for yourself Og kills a masterbating gaybaby whale. 🙂 Please contribute to this Name Drive. \*Availability of user names is limited, so order early and often! Our operator is standing by! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/2 "2004-12-07T20:25:18Z")
**Rancid Duck Fart** ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/3 "2004-12-07T20:27:09Z")
\*\*BuckStick MakeMake Ik Puk Muk Muk GrimReamer Stinkrod Smellbone JellyJar Slurp 'N Slide \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/4 "2004-12-07T20:28:55Z")
Why, **masterbating gaybaby whale** , of course. Best one in your list. ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/5 "2004-12-07T20:29:06Z")
**Hairball Remedy** (my second choice after Crayons). ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/6 "2004-12-07T20:31:17Z")
**Goat Felcher** ---
**Author:** ![Cowgirl\_Jules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@Cowgirl\_Jules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowgirl_Jules)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/7 "2004-12-07T20:33:04Z")
I think **The Noodle Incident** should really be someone. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/8 "2004-12-07T20:37:53Z")
**Baby Jesus Kleenex** ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/9 "2004-12-07T20:41:26Z")
**Random Neural Firings** ---
**Author:** ![iggy\_popov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@iggy\_popov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iggy_popov)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/10 "2004-12-07T20:42:23Z")
Ronald Raygun ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/11 "2004-12-07T20:46:22Z")
**Toast Museum** **But I didn’t inhale** ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/12 "2004-12-07T20:46:44Z")
\*\*Click Here! A Smattering Date Strope\*\* (or, **Daight Strope** ) \*\*Only Once, in 1960 \*\* (in the same spirit as **1920’s Style Death Ray** ) \*\*I Hate Me, Vol. II Het Ij Puuuuupae\*\* (or **Perhaps Poopy Puppy Pupae** ) **Mister Fister** ---
**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/13 "2004-12-07T20:47:05Z")
\*\*The Quack’s Echo Rubber Wall Painting The Thing Inside the Thing McNally Nut Cruncher Bucky Thundernuts Google This Rolleyes Gates’ Alter Ego Alter Ego Alter Ego Boy Pants Down Shooters\*\* (a bar activity from my youth) \*\*One Touch Stapler ChuckleMonkey Huckleberry Slim \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/14 "2004-12-07T20:47:46Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > **Goat Felcher** Or perhaps **Goal Fetcher** ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/15 "2004-12-07T20:50:41Z")
**What happens if I press th…** ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/16 "2004-12-07T20:54:03Z")
\*\*A Dingo Ate My Homework Utopian Toob Touch Me Righ…Bingo!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/17 "2004-12-07T20:57:10Z")
**Mangetout** , now that’s just weird as I’d not read yours before posting. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/18 "2004-12-07T21:00:17Z")
\*\*Dikdik Addict RubberBabyBuggyBumpers Spiro T, a Gnu Causal Acquaintance\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/19 "2004-12-07T21:01:37Z")
**Otter’s noses** (inspired by thread title) ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/20 "2004-12-07T21:03:03Z")
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