# Lurkers...Look here for username suggestions....get them while they are HOT! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613 "2004-12-07T20:18:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/181 "2005-01-06T04:46:57Z")
**I Don’t Answer to “Heather” or "Ashley"** ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/182 "2005-01-06T05:14:21Z")
> [@Nightwatch Trailer](#): > > **I Don’t Answer to “Heather” or "Ashley"** Would Heather and Ashley be the American equivalent of British Tracey and Sharon - names thought to be common as muck and thick as two short planks? What about for fellows? Used to be Kevin and Brian in my day, maybe Gary and Darren now. ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/183 "2005-01-06T05:32:55Z")
> [@roger thornhill](#): > > Would Heather and Ashley be the American equivalent of British Tracey and Sharon - names thought to be common as muck and thick as two short planks? Hmm, I don’t know. One of my friends has that phrase in an online bio, and I thought it was funny since her name is Ginny. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2005, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/184 "2005-01-23T13:54:41Z")
Stealing this from another place: **Yu Fook Dup** ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/185 "2005-01-23T19:21:01Z")
And its opposite, **Ice Crew Dup**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2005, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/186 "2005-01-23T20:49:02Z")
\*\*Solsticeberry Tree Haugesund to Trondheim Viking Ninja Nordic studies 101 Whole Lotta [insert name here]\*\* ---
**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2005, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/187 "2005-01-23T21:11:23Z")
**Uncle Hitler** **Cottonwood Muddbutt** ---
**Author:** ![LVgeogeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b19c9b/32.png) [@LVgeogeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVgeogeek)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/188 "2005-01-23T21:42:12Z")
**i want my two dollars!** **dirty sanchez and the brown bandits** i can’t believe I wrote that **bundle of router switches** **mother pheasant plucker** **Bruce Leroy** **they call me douche** **i drank what?** **big gay dinosaur** **Trannysaurus Rex, the cross dressing dinosaur** **boudinage a trois** that’s geology humor **rocklicker** **i’ve fallen and i can’t get up** ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/189 "2005-02-02T19:40:22Z")
How did I miss this thread? These are great! Let’s seeee…what do I have… \*\* Nobody Asked Him About His Hair Meet Me In Babylon Nicely Toasted 256 Cheeseburgers Monosodium Shoot Your Mate Macaroni & Weasels Homeless Hardware ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/190 "2005-02-03T02:15:03Z")
Since someone already resurrected this – LD50 MD2020 With A Gamey Leg? Smell The Glove (or was it “SniffTheGlove”? You know – from Spinal Tap.) Cups and Cakes (also from Spinal Tap) Cardboard Rectum ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Wind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Broken\_Wind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Wind)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/191 "2005-02-03T04:11:41Z")
**Stink Biscuit** **Atomic Stink Biscuit** **Oops, I Just Sharted** **Peter Griffin** I presume this one is already taken… ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/192 "2005-02-03T04:42:21Z")
\*\*I Died Doin’ What I Loved Goes To 11 High Preist of Og Lord of the Danse Macabre Giant’s Eyes TyrOneHand John Kerry’s Left Pinkie Toe\*\* (don’t ask) ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/193 "2005-02-03T16:38:08Z")
**Susquahana Hat Company** **Forty 2!** \*\*Fat Lady Singing Ride of the Valeries. The Dorito Incident I’m Telling Dashboard Jesus Dashboard Cheeses Cheeses of Nazareth I Hate Mondays Up the butt, bob Fanny’s your Aunt \*\* \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/194 "2005-02-03T16:49:20Z")
\*\*HotAsianChix Cork Sucker Mentally Lubricated Ben Dover Houston, We have a problem Zsa Zsa’s Pussy Big Hooters Shite Sandwich Chinese Gong Ancient Chinese Secret Everybody Loves Ramen. Is this suppose to be soft? Oral Hex Up Yours! And your little dog too! And the horse you rode in on! And don’t come back! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/195 "2005-03-21T12:19:40Z")
If I wasn’t **Shirley** I would probably be **Abby Cadabra**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/196 "2005-04-01T16:04:15Z")
I get to resurrect this thread for a new one: **Sergeant Major Squarenuts** -or- **SMJR Squarenuts** if you like the short form ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/197 "2005-04-01T16:12:38Z")
For those into the martial arts: \*\* Atomic Siberian Butt Lock Brazilian Jungle Scrotum Choke\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/198 "2005-04-01T16:15:25Z")
Well, if one plans on being a controversial poster, how about **Persistant Vegitative State**? Or perhaps **Hates America**? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/199 "2005-06-15T12:28:27Z")
**Half a Dinari?** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613.md?page=9)