# Lurkers...Look here for username suggestions....get them while they are HOT! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613 "2004-12-07T20:18:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![alterego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@alterego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alterego)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/41 "2004-12-08T01:46:33Z")
> [@Standup Karmic](#): > > \*\* > > Alter Ego > \*\* Yes, I _will_ have to call dibs on that one 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/42 "2004-12-08T01:54:53Z")
**Cecil’s Less Known Younger Brother** **Uranus Hertz** (Sorry, I had to do this one) \*\* Multiple Orgasm Man! Attention Deficit Dis- ooh, a penny!\*\* **Flipsthroughnovelstofindsexscenes** ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/43 "2004-12-08T01:56:38Z")
**3Half-eaten sandwichC** (someone help with that. Trying to make it look eaten. ) **Not The Grapist** **Cecil Addams** I was just thinking about this earlier, and literally made myself LOL, but I couldn’t remember what was so funny about it. ---
**Author:** ![JoeSki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b487fb/32.png) [@JoeSki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeSki)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/44 "2004-12-08T02:10:06Z")
\*\*Confident Incompetent Abusive Alchoholic Guardian Angel\*\* ---
**Author:** ![alterego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@alterego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alterego)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/45 "2004-12-08T02:11:00Z")
My own humble offerings: \*\* DONOTTHINKABOUTAPINKELEPHANT My Baby’s Momma Pornocratic Bellybutton Surprise Might As Well Face It Possibly Maybe \*\* ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/46 "2004-12-08T02:21:00Z")
**C:\DOS\>dir /p** **Immortal Maiden Elven-Wise** **Akh Lyebe!** **Schmibby-fnoodler** **Mass Transit Gloria Mundi** **Nonintercourse Act** **Dïäërësïs** ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/47 "2004-12-08T02:26:11Z")
**Doctor Showkasser** – From an old _Mr. Magoo_ comic strip in which the nearsighted protagonist misreads the words “Decorator’s Showcase”, walks into a furniture store, sits down on a couch, and starts describing his psychiatric complaints to the salesman he imagines to be Dr. Showkasser. **Eustace Pockle** – A _Petticoat Junction_ character who stole an alarm clock and brooch and was temporarily housed at the Shady Rest as a prisoner when the sheriff closed the local jail and went on vacation. **Steph’s Rules** – Suggested by my sweetie, who is a fan of Purdue women’s basketball and whose all-time favorite player is [Stephanie White.](http://www.wnba.com/playerfile/stephanie_white/) ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/48 "2004-12-08T02:41:55Z")
Who knows, maybe a few of these have already been taken. Couldn’t be arsed to search… **Aunty Depressant** **Bad Comma** **Cogito Ergo What** **Crushed Earthworm** **Employee Discount** **Entry Level** **I’m Not Gary** (Thx Stan Douglas) **Jober as a Sudge** **Kiss the Blade** (Thx Iain M. Banks) **Late for Dinner** **Later That Same Ear** **Limited Time Only** **Nutted by Reality** (Thx Nick Lowe) **Sally Fifth** **Slaphead** **Wildlife Analysis** (Thx Boards of Canada) …better stop, I could do this all night. ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/49 "2004-12-08T04:54:20Z")
**BabyEw** that’s what my toddler keeps repeating **Lucyfur** because that’s what I’d like to name my cat ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/50 "2004-12-08T05:12:28Z")
**Chicken Sexer** **Moody Loner w/gun** **Play-Doh Apocalypse** \*\* Cyborg Platypus\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/51 "2004-12-08T05:16:17Z")
> [@I Love Me](#): > > \*\*Only Once, in 1960 \*\* (in the same spirit as **1920’s Style Death Ray** ) Huh. At first I thought **Only Once, in 1960** was in the same spirit as **But I didn’t inhale**. I guess no one should be surprised, though. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/52 "2004-12-08T05:26:36Z")
HyperHamster Hamstermuncher Andre the Water-soluble Goldfish (for fans of surrealism) Any of the names in anything by P.G. Wodehouse. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/53 "2004-12-08T05:28:20Z")
Messenger of Og ---
**Author:** ![dearissues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/919ad9/32.png) [@dearissues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dearissues)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/54 "2004-12-08T05:33:21Z")
**kantspelfourshyt** \*\*I’m a MYLF (or DYLF) \*\* – think MILF, replace “I’d” with "you’d ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/55 "2004-12-08T06:08:15Z")
\*\*Pope Smear Dingo Nutz TOO MUCH BOOTY Bitchy Male Nurse Vaya con Devo Spadge Spicey Tubesteak Beat Meat Manifesto Fitshaced\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Torgo\_ate\_my\_hamster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/71c47a/32.png) [@Torgo\_ate\_my\_hamster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo_ate_my_hamster)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/56 "2004-12-08T06:37:47Z")
\*\*Dr. Usuallove Dr. Strangehate Seven League Reeboots Belly of the Feast Uneventful Horizon\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/57 "2004-12-08T07:12:35Z")
\*\*Anne Twerp Bo Livia Hung Gary\*\* * * * \*\*Salvia D. Rhoda Dendron Ernest Sage Rockinghorsefly Bob Feta Antonin R. Todd Watch Your Overcoat Poor Celine Shoehorn Butterhorse **(I can’t believe that’s still on the table!)** Jimmy Joyjuice\*\* * * * \*\*Bigamy Bob Hurley Quinn Mama Lujo Grace Hoper Shun the Punman\*\* * * * **Knute Rockne Amadeus** ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/58 "2004-12-08T07:54:39Z")
**Handsome B. Wonderful Hercules Rockefeller** ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/59 "2004-12-08T12:31:55Z")
**Unexplained Bacon** **Dangerous Beans** **I Got Better** ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/60 "2004-12-08T12:35:15Z")
> [@](#): > > CuntFuck McNiggerWop You missed a bunch of demographics: **SlanteyedCuntFuckKikeMcNiggerWopLimeyTowelheadRedSkinLeprachaun** Attention is in the details, man. In the details. If you must be offensive, offend ALL of them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613.md?page=4)