# Lurkers...Look here for username suggestions....get them while they are HOT! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613 "2004-12-07T20:18:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/61 "2004-12-08T12:40:39Z")
**Aibohphobia, The Fear of Palindromes** ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/62 "2004-12-08T12:58:31Z")
**Og Is My Co-Pilot** \*\*Sanity Clause Oooh, Look! Shiny Spoon Hampster Rebellion SheSellsSeaShells The Duke of Yorkies **[size=1]Only applicable if you have Yorkies** ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/63 "2004-12-08T13:28:21Z")
\*\*Woodchuck Chucker DwarfTosser Twarf Dosser \*\* ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/64 "2004-12-08T15:13:54Z")
\ **uncleangus** - before we decide whether you need a new name, I’d like to know if you are a kindly old Scotsman named \*\*Uncle Angus \*\* or **Unclean Gus** , our resident pariah posting from a leper colony somewhere in the bowels of Calcutta. \ And might I further suggest (back on topic): \*\* The Great and Powerful Og Hotpants McGillicudy Santos M. Halper Stinkpalm Look Ma, No Hans! Benjamin Wa Strangle Me Elmo\*\* ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/65 "2004-12-08T17:00:15Z")
**Farging Icehole** ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/66 "2004-12-08T17:13:27Z")
**Han Shot First!** ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/67 "2004-12-08T17:31:12Z")
**c.o. jones** **Isaac Hunt** \*\*Little Hunchback \*\* (Location : The Office) ---
**Author:** ![Wartime\_Consigliori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/68 "2004-12-08T17:44:10Z")
**The Great Brain Robbery** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/69 "2004-12-08T19:22:48Z")
Gods Gift To The Desparate Biff Wellington (or Biff Jerky, Biff Stroganoff, etc…) Soul Brother #134897 Uber-Doper Super-Doper Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/70 "2004-12-08T20:29:28Z")
**Don’t Touch The Bunny** ---
**Author:** ![Sutremaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@Sutremaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sutremaine)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/71 "2004-12-08T20:32:59Z")
\*\*18"DHIBJD Hey You I Ate All The Custard\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/72 "2004-12-08T20:51:09Z")
**The Godfather** **The Mayor** **Crap Nelson** **Frank the Tank** **Old Style Beer** **Let My Cameron Go** **That Kid Who Crapped His Pants on the Bus** **Mr. Bob Dobalina** **White Poet Warlord** **Stupid Sexy Flanders** ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/73 "2004-12-08T22:00:24Z")
**Dick Dastardly & Mr. Austin Wemba** A classic! **Dick Dastardly’s Favorite Pigeon** ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/74 "2004-12-08T22:43:17Z")
**Android Lew Webber** **Basking Shark** **Bear of Little Brain** **Cornhole Interruptus** (OK, getting a bit carried away here) **Easily Swayed** **Equal Time** **Helen Backe** **I Never Said That** **Innocent Bystander** **Moe Foh** **Poor Impulse Control** **Stan Afghani** **Third from the Left** **Twinky Defence** **You Never Call Me Any More** ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/75 "2004-12-08T22:43:23Z")
\*\*Spiderbark Harry Pucker Halve Atom Dr. Stinkfinger and the KY Conspiracy The Little Bastard Explodes Gobshite Massive Hands\*\* ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/76 "2004-12-08T23:07:25Z")
**AaahATalking Sausage!** **Acquired Taste** **Mystery Meat** **Questionable Motives** **Vowel of Vengeance** Must…stop… ---
**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/77 "2004-12-08T23:56:53Z")
\*\*Nicky McFrisky All Dressed Up… Cubic Fruit Still Life Hector Gonchsuarez, Stripper Tailor Foreskinny Big Brown Eye Canon Fodder World Time Co-operative All-knowing Planchette Knowledge Whore United Against Ignorance I. M. Pitworthy\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/78 "2004-12-09T01:53:58Z")
**Should I Change My Name?** **This Is My Second Name Change** ---
**Author:** ![RealTronic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9dc877/32.png) [@RealTronic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealTronic)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/79 "2004-12-09T02:18:36Z")
\*\*Andrew Lloyd Blogger Angry Lewd Blogger Jean-Luc Bastard Jean-Luc Petard\*\* (Saw some guy playing AoE online who actually used this. Hilarious!) **No Soup For Me** ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/80 "2004-12-09T02:28:56Z")
**Velvis Elvet** **Your Hat and Goat** **Porgie Tirebiter** **Mudhead** **The Electrician or Someone Like Him** **Give Me Immortality or Give Me Death** **Shoes For Industry!** **Papoon** **(Not Insane)** **Ragned Kcin** **Ralph Spoilsport** **DwarfInPliers** **Fudd’s Law** **Betty Jo Bialowski** **The Flab Four** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613.md?page=5)