# Lurkers...Look here for username suggestions....get them while they are HOT! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613 "2004-12-07T20:18:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/81 "2004-12-09T02:35:27Z")
Sorry if any of these is already in use: \*\*Toad Elevating Moment No Friend of Bill’s Cardboard Rectum Theodoric of York With a Gamey Leg?! I’m HOW Old?! Go, Speed Racer! Embarrassing Hamster Incident\*\*(just because there seems to be a plethora of hamster and “hampster” related names here) \*\*Faux Pas Too Many Blinis Alas! Earwax Older Than Dirt Ambrose Bierce Rappacini’s Daughter Bad Teen Poetry Testicular Fortitude Narema Pervert Club\*\*(Sorry about the spelling, but I’m guessing no one will get the reference anyway.) \*\*Just A Cigar Freudian Push-up Bra\*\* Damn! Now I want to change my name. Especially with that lousy Earthsea TV movie coming out this week. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/82 "2004-12-09T02:54:29Z")
**Nacirema Chief** **Ambrosia Pierce** **Sutton Who?** **No Bikini Atall** **Pico&Alvaradez** **Biopic Your Nose** **Buster Keaton** **The Great Dictator** **Nuclear Ninja Death Sponge** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/83 "2004-12-09T03:11:20Z")
**Joanie Loves Che** **Where’s Chuck?** **Miss Jackson if Your Nasty** **Neverland Ranch Dressing** **Go Fish** **Double Down** **Baby Jane Austin Powers** **Wayne and Garth Brooks and Dunn** ---
**Author:** ![NoPretentiousCodename](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/82dd89/32.png) [@NoPretentiousCodename](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoPretentiousCodename)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/84 "2004-12-09T04:26:20Z")
Overy Action ---
**Author:** ![NoPretentiousCodename](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/82dd89/32.png) [@NoPretentiousCodename](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoPretentiousCodename)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/85 "2004-12-09T04:27:35Z")
:smack: Make that: Ovary Action ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/86 "2004-12-09T11:59:07Z")
\*\*Inertia Woman Inertia Man Steaming cup of coffee Whiskey Tango Foxtrot \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/87 "2004-12-09T12:15:49Z")
I’m completely stealing this, and I can’t remember from where. Someone on some message board, a while back, was giving up/trading/whatever his AOL usernames… and one of them was my all-time favourite: **omg let’s bone** (If it was someone from here… speak up and take the credit! That had me laughing for _months_!) ---
**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/88 "2004-12-09T13:33:23Z")
**ClintEastWoodyAlanAlda** (thanks Jaymes Bee) \*\*CTRL-ALT-DEL ALT-F4 The guy. With the stuff. Melancholy Lendervedder Up Your Nose w/ a Rubber Hose Came back, forgot pie Sperm-fed Fish TubaDiva’s Other Lover Whitewash I Ain’t Tellin\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Coil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Coil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coil)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/89 "2004-12-09T14:52:20Z")
Two anagrams that I like: **Random Greatness** or **Great Randomness** ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/90 "2004-12-09T16:25:01Z")
**Brave Sir Robin** ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/91 "2004-12-09T16:51:24Z")
Whoever said Stinkpalm, we already have a doper by that name! So that one’s out. \*\*Hooty McBooty Douche Louchley\*\* - Just say it out loud, how can you resist? ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/92 "2004-12-09T18:40:06Z")
**Back With Pie** **Marianas Salty Trench** **Meat Curtain** **Balls on Fire** **Fur Bearin’ Trout** **The Barking Crab** **Masticator** **Recombobulated** **Closet Trouser Trout Gagger** **Jimmys Vat of Creamy Pudding** **Electric Tongue** **Luminous Blue Variable** **Grinder G. Hoagie** **Cincinnati Hotplate** **Bicoastal Homophone** **Gripping My Pump** **Goat with Cream Filling** **Fudgepie McSucksickle** ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/93 "2004-12-09T22:34:08Z")
\*\*Spaztic Weasel Four Evil Porpoises\*\* This is one of my favorites and should be used. **A Duck Walks into a bar** ---
**Author:** ![tim314](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim314/32/3468_2.png) [@tim314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim314)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/94 "2004-12-09T23:38:46Z")
**superstring cheese 4good||4awesome ^^vv\<\>\<\>BAstart [symbol]p[/symbol]rate captain I Pit E, the fool! mmmfreegoo I voted for Kodos the 1st rule of fnord club sporklift NoMagentaMonopoles? flipped-out hippo** Actually, all of those are way better than my username. Maybe I should change it. ---
**Author:** ![Phelan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Phelan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phelan)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/95 "2004-12-09T23:44:27Z")
**Matlock** , and if that one is taken, **Matlock2**. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/96 "2004-12-10T00:05:51Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > **Cyborg Platypus** I wish I’d thought of that. How about: Pizza! Charlie! Use The Whole Chicken BBQ Pith Helmet Long Furry Underwear I Don’t Get It Van Gogh’s Other Ear L33T3R TH4N TH0U (although it should probably be in strangely mixed case) Donkey Droppings Political Suicide Two Adjectives and a Noun Hit Save Before It Crashe… ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/97 "2004-12-10T00:22:10Z")
\*\*Og Smash! Dave’s Not Here No, I’m Dave! WTFRU Brought Pie Cite Please No Cite, No Bite Cream of Phlegm Soup Scrotal Hickey The New _AND_ Improved “1920’s Style Death Ray” Strawmans 'R Us Red Headed Stepchild Blue Stater Blue Balled Red Stater One Eyed Purple Headed Purple Stater Not With That You Won’t! Hockey Monkey Give Me Back My $14.95! Don’t B.A. Jerk Hungry Spunky Goldfish\*\* Uh, that’s it for now… ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/98 "2004-12-10T03:40:34Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > You missed a bunch of demographics: > > **SlanteyedCuntFuckKikeMcNiggerWopLimeyTowelheadRedSkinLeprachaun** > > Attention is in the details, man. In the details. If you must be offensive, offend ALL of them. But what about the polacks, wetbacks, crackers, kanucks, russkies, yankees, abbos and kiwis? Doesn’t anybody care about them? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/99 "2004-12-10T10:38:13Z")
\*\* PornographicGardenGnome Spoofe’sToothbrush \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/100 "2004-12-10T12:04:25Z")
> [@wheelie](#): > > But what about the polacks, wetbacks, crackers, kanucks, russkies, yankees, \*\* abbos\*\* and kiwis? Doesn’t anybody care about them? ☹ Trying to be an equal opportunity racist\*, I have never heard of an **abbo**. Kidding! Remember kiddies: we all live in the same box of pretty colored crayons. Some of us are sharper than others. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613.md?page=6)