# Lurkers...Look here for username suggestions....get them while they are HOT! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613 "2004-12-07T20:18:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/101 "2004-12-10T12:07:05Z")
**Embarrassment of Mangoes** It is an actual book title that deserves recognition. \*\*NinjaGardenGnome \*\* ---
**Author:** ![NutMagnet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@NutMagnet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutMagnet)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/102 "2004-12-10T13:19:16Z")
**668 - The Devil’s Neighbor** ---
**Author:** ![FreeRange\_Maniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/97f17d/32.png) [@FreeRange\_Maniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreeRange_Maniac)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/103 "2004-12-10T16:46:20Z")
I admit it, I have a terrible user name. :o And no imagination. I want to change my name!!! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/104 "2004-12-10T17:26:11Z")
**The Devil in Culottes** ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/105 "2004-12-10T19:07:10Z")
\*\*Sans-Culottes Satanique The Devil’s Underpants\*\* ---
**Author:** ![FreeRange\_Maniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/97f17d/32.png) [@FreeRange\_Maniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreeRange_Maniac)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/106 "2004-12-10T20:15:50Z")
Crowsfeet McBartrash (thx Drew Carey) ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/107 "2004-12-10T20:19:03Z")
**Belief Beggar** **Chain Driven** **Creature of Halibut** **Despair Tire** (Thx Seatrain) **Emmanuel Can’t** **Fur-bearing Trout** (Did we do this already? I forget) **Goosebumps** **The Great Googly-Moogly** **Mouth of the South** **Not Entirely Horrible** **Organized Chaos** **Rabid Puppy** **Scent of a Waffle** **This is This** ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/108 "2004-12-10T20:42:27Z")
> [@NutMagnet](#): > > **668 - The Devil’s Neighbor** More properly, **668 - The Neighbor of the Beast**. (I used to have a homemade T-shirt with this text and a Dobbshead on it.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/109 "2004-12-10T21:01:33Z")
See my sig. ---
**Author:** ![FreeRange\_Maniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/97f17d/32.png) [@FreeRange\_Maniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreeRange_Maniac)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/110 "2004-12-10T21:06:19Z")
Hey, Shirley! Can I snag one of your user names? I’m desperately trying to come up with a new one, and as I posted before, have no imagination! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/111 "2004-12-10T21:26:23Z")
**Tiaroyu Biellie** inspired by an Alan Jackson song. ( **Shirley** beat me to it with that Whiskey Tango Foxtrot suggestion though.) ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/112 "2004-12-10T21:35:32Z")
These names are open to all Lurkers or Dopers who wish to change their name to change their lives 🙂 First come first serve. ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/113 "2004-12-10T22:03:02Z")
[ul] [li]Buddhi Call[/li][li]Fascinating Scar[/li][li]Lorena Hobbit[/li][li]The Hell?![/li][li]Procedural Irregularity[/li][li]Consarned Citizen[/li][li]Wolfenscheip’s Clothing[/li][li]The Other Nurse[/li][li]Gently, my pretty spatula… Gently.[/li][/ul]That’s all I got… ---
**Author:** ![FreeRange\_Maniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/97f17d/32.png) [@FreeRange\_Maniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreeRange_Maniac)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/114 "2004-12-10T22:56:13Z")
**Maureen Birnbaum, Barbarian Swordsperson** ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/115 "2004-12-11T00:20:36Z")
Just to tweak the nose of another Doper: **A Certain Burly Gentleman** ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/116 "2004-12-11T04:24:51Z")
A great, great user name, that is from FARK is **SockMonkeyHolocaust** ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/117 "2004-12-11T05:39:11Z")
**Porn Star Barbie** ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/118 "2004-12-11T06:24:04Z")
Submitted for your approval: \*\*Dain Bramage[B} \*\*Bunny Anus[B} **Flarfnoogle** **VideoSexPope** **Uuuuhhhh** Unclviny ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/119 "2004-12-11T06:25:14Z")
Or how about **Can’t Code for Sh\*t** Unclviny ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/120 "2004-12-11T10:21:33Z")
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