# Lurkers...Look here for username suggestions....get them while they are HOT! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613 "2004-12-07T20:18:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/121 "2004-12-11T13:27:06Z")
\*\*It’s Nipply In Here Cat Spay-A-Thon 2 Ply On The Fly Tiny Plaid Ninja Argyle Ninja\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/122 "2004-12-11T15:06:16Z")
Has anyone suggested **Infinite Monkey** (or monkies). There’s a thread titled that in CS and aside from a great band name it would be a great user name as well. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/123 "2004-12-11T15:29:35Z")
\*\*Stiff Nipples \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/124 "2004-12-11T16:36:05Z")
**Smuggling Raisins** ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/125 "2004-12-11T17:16:07Z")
**Turkey’s done** ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/126 "2004-12-11T22:52:56Z")
**Futt the Whuck** **Hut the Well** **Sdrawkcab** **Christ on a Cracker** **Immaculate Cheese Sandwich** **Pan Fried** **Full of Seamen** **Comes in a Box** or **Comes in a Can** , depending **Bun of a Sitch** ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/127 "2004-12-11T23:17:50Z")
\*\*Thanks For All The Fish 42 Ass Cup Potato Masta I R Kill U Skerwyn The Wicked Ursala The Giant Douche Alka-McOlic I’ll Face Your Face! Oakmar the Granite Handed Hamster Master H.\*\* Future Ruler of All Regallag The Axe ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/128 "2004-12-11T23:28:26Z")
\*\*Self Transforming Machine Elf Poops on Pineapples Paist Faced Chucle Head Blight Eyes Tabasco Moth Wreth Pit\*\* Yes, very much so, Regallag The Axe ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/129 "2004-12-12T00:38:11Z")
Vermitious Knid. 867-5309 ( heh. heh. ) Loco-Motion. Angstrom Eunuch. Pargoyled. DanceTenLooksThree. Filament. Cereal Bus Veritable Myathsma. Control Alt Delete. Diamondplate. Chain Ganglia. Hook And Loop. Nocturnal Permissions. Wildebeets. ( with apologies to Gary Larson 😉 ) Spontaneous Combustion. Vital Sines ( for the Physics Doper, of course. ) **Cartooniverse** ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/130 "2004-12-12T00:43:01Z")
[QUOTE=Jpeg Jones] [list] [li]Lorena Hobbit.[/li][/QUOTE] \<--------tears of laughter. Oh. My. God. That’s. Good. 😃 I can see it now… > [@new edition of The Hobbit](#): > > In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit with a scythe and some habbits. Tee Hee. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/131 "2004-12-12T06:00:23Z")
> [@I Love Me](#): > > \*\*Only Once, in 1960 \*\* (in the same spirit as **1920’s Style Death Ray** ) Or **For 20 Minutes in 1960** ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/132 "2004-12-12T06:04:18Z")
> [@I Love Me](#): > > \*\*Only Once, in 1960 \*\* (in the same spirit as **1920’s Style Death Ray** ) Or **For 20 Minutes in 1960** **My Post Is My Cite** ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/133 "2004-12-12T17:47:49Z")
\*\*Zebra Fan Zebra is my God Zebra’s Love Slave I love Zebra Honk of you love Zebra but you don’t love him as much as I do Zebonian Zebrainian Ralph Zebra’s number 1 Fan Zebra is the truth the light and the way Thinking of Zebra Longing for Zebra Small, black and white striped horses from Africa make me hot Zebrette \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/134 "2004-12-12T19:56:59Z")
How about… **Floydian Trip** ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/135 "2004-12-12T20:20:25Z")
**Fraudian Slip** **Natural High Junkie** **Able Was I** - from a palindrome: _ere I saw Elba_ **In Girum Imus Nocte** - half of a Latin palindrome: _et consumimur igni_ **Lladd Dafad Ddall** - Welsh palindrome **Fnordy-Two** **Dark and Stormy Noon** - a Snoopy reference **Uosdwis R. Jawoh** - Simpsons reference **Once Upon a Thyme** **Jay K. Elliman O’Pea** ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/136 "2004-12-12T20:29:48Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > \*\*Normal Juan > > Only Juan > > Juan in a Million > > Juan Singular Sensation! > > HeRanIntoMyKnife5x’s > \*\* Juan Eat A… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/137 "2004-12-12T23:22:04Z")
\*\*Zebra’s Concubine \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/138 "2004-12-13T01:36:19Z")
I’m very seriously tempted to change mine, but I’m trying to think of something that’ll work well with the email notification for post updates. I still crack up when I get a message advising that the last poster was ‘harmless’, and ideally I want something that works equally well. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/139 "2004-12-13T01:41:44Z")
Perhaps ‘beyond reproach’ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/140 "2004-12-13T01:55:14Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > \*\*Zebra’s Concubine \*\* [Mr Burns Voice] Excellant [/Mr B V] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613.md?page=8)