# Lurkers...Look here for username suggestions....get them while they are HOT! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613 "2004-12-07T20:18:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2004, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/161 "2004-12-30T23:39:17Z")
This thread always catches me off guard when my best suggestions have been forgotten. **Ice Blue Jelly** ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/162 "2004-12-30T23:47:09Z")
How about: **Banned Name** ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/163 "2004-12-31T01:29:34Z")
**Completely Naked Under My Clothes** **Insert Cool Username Here** **Pof Mfuufs Bxbz** (“One Letter Away” with each letter incremented) **Typographical Eror** (No offense intended to **Continuity** ) **Left Handed Mouser** ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/164 "2004-12-31T03:05:32Z")
Barking Tomato Barkless Tomato Hodian Trill-Bat Drannit Fellip Nectar Hynerian Donkeys Mental Cleansing Hungry Hungry Hippies Transparent Purple Guy Blood Runs Clear The Fried Dentic Translator Microbe Neural Clone ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/165 "2004-12-31T06:11:59Z")
\*\*Random Precision 2¢worth Agatha Shagnasty Harry Reddick Spotted Dick Sold Cober Affluence of Incohol Brain Donor ecdysiast pornocrat I am not Spock Rubric’s Cube eats shoots & leaves A55 RGY Amanda Huggankiss Mike Hunt MangoJello Slow Children Playing Bill no Posts\*\* ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/166 "2004-12-31T06:23:18Z")
**Toad** ---
**Author:** ![Dotsy\_A](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@Dotsy\_A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dotsy_A)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/167 "2004-12-31T06:50:55Z")
Sure, NOW I find this thread. I’ve been so obsessed with the death pool that I havent read anything else. Then I spent hours coming uop with this one, when all these weird and wonderfuls are just piling up like flakes of dandruff on a cheap navy sportscoat. Still, Im ok with who I am. Really. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/168 "2004-12-31T16:31:15Z")
**Evil Weiner Dog** \*\*Primoderal Yodel \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/169 "2004-12-31T17:10:49Z")
**Wet Fart** **The Passion of Spock** **I Broke my Boo-Boo** **Bionic Booger** **Zit Butter** **suck-n-swallow** **cite** _THIS_ ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/170 "2004-12-31T18:24:30Z")
**Automatic Butt** **Fluorescent Booger** (Simpsons references 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/171 "2004-12-31T20:30:48Z")
\*\*Do You Like My Name? Felching Amy Delilah Buttercup Mary Mary Quite-the-same-thanks Higginbotham Touchme Kinkoid The Android\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/172 "2004-12-31T21:46:58Z")
> [@Rhubarb](#): > > \*\* > Brain Donor > \*\* …and **Drain Bonor** others… \*\*Gato Felcher Brought Pie Felcher Fletch Felcher Felch’s Grapist Juice Don’t Call Me Surely\*\* (or **Shirley** or **Shirley Ujest**!) \*\*Skid Marky Mark Tung Whole Hung Bole Hyperbolies R Us Cynically Can’t Count Cards Countinuously\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2005, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/173 "2005-01-01T08:05:16Z")
> [@](#): > > Don’t Call Me Surely (or Shirley or Shirley Ujest!) Who in their right mind would pick such a loser name as \*\*Shirley Ujest \*\* ;j ---
**Author:** ![coop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/87869e/32.png) [@coop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coop)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2005, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/174 "2005-01-01T09:33:04Z")
**abso-lucking-futely** ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2005, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/175 "2005-01-01T21:23:27Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Who in their right mind would pick such a loser name as \*\*Shirley Ujest \*\* ;j Someone who wakes up every day praying she’ll see her [Inner Self](http://www.djfl.de/entertainment/stars/l/leslie_nielsen.jpg) in the mirror? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/176 "2005-01-02T16:11:40Z")
**Har-dee-har-har.** which is not only a witty comeback, it would be an excellent user name. Two, Two Two Thingies in one. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/177 "2005-01-02T18:12:58Z")
**Mucking Foron** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/178 "2005-01-05T23:55:03Z")
I just ran across this one from an old Python sketch: **Hamrag Yatlerot** ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/179 "2005-01-06T04:17:28Z")
**The Ghost of Christmas Past Imperfect** **Lo! Rider** **Effervescant Cheese** **Doom Chocobo** **Grand High Master God-King of Latex** **Bloody Peasant!** **Bad Loon Rising** ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lurkers-look-here-for-username-suggestions-get-them-while-they-are-hot/278613/180 "2005-01-06T04:30:45Z")
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