# Lust4Life: If you want to accuse me of dishonesty, bring it here.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 3, 2012, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804 "2012-11-03T23:15:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/181 "2012-11-10T21:12:27Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> I was in Omagh after the bomb, you fucking scum cunts.

Non sequitur much? What has Omagh got to do with me or my comments on this message board? Good lad, maybe you’re sober enough to explain it for me and others reading.

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/182 "2012-11-10T21:17:43Z")

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> [@Lute Skywatcher](#):
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> I think the word you’re lokking for is “troll”.

Trolls tend to instigate anti social behaviour on the net.

I am being very, very anti social, but am doing it in retaliation.

I may be forthright in my views, and more then ready to put my head above the parapet when the cosensus "I want to fit in " ethos is the easiest option, but I have never abused someone for the sake of it, during a sensible argument, just to get my rocks off, or because I have no grown up argument to respond with.

Unlike many posters in this thread.

Unfortunately it just focuses attention on the fact that they’re, being nice, underperformers IRL, not just in work, but in ordinary social life.

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/183 "2012-11-10T21:22:37Z")

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> [@Nars\_Glinley](#):
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> Did Lust4Life get a discount on carriage returns at Costco?
> 
> Cuz he sure uses a lot of them.

A bit weak, a bit pathetic isn’t it ?

I get a load of under achievers, trying to get their own back from the anonymus safety of the net, and you feel that you have to join in ?

You will never be anyone if you feel the need to bow to peer pressure.  
Nuff said.

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/184 "2012-11-10T21:31:01Z")

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> [@An\_Gadai](#):
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> Non sequitur much? What has Omagh got to do with me or my comments on this message board? Good lad, maybe you’re sober enough to explain it for me and others reading.

Ah may be I’m being over sensitive.

I apologise.

Now post what your absaloutly true opinions about the people murdered by Irish Republican Terrorists are .

No swavering, no evasion .  
I know who you are.

You fucking nasty litttle piece of I,R,A, filth.

Or are you going to say that…

Omagh wasn’t the I.R.A.

And that anyway you gave a warning,

And it wasn’t your fault because the R.U.C. misunderstood the warning.

You total scum.

You really are fucking filth.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/185 "2012-11-10T21:34:28Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> My god, for someone who bores you, you certainly make enough posts about me, that, and I.M .

Ah, someone’s had enough Dutch courage to return to their pitting. excellent! Now I give you full permission to enter those PMs you reference, but somehow I reckon you’ll choose not to.

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/186 "2012-11-10T21:36:16Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> Ah may be I’m being over sensitive.
> 
> I apologise.
> 
> Now post what your absaloutly true opinions about the people murdered by Irish Republican Terrorists are .
> 
> No swavering, no evasion .  
> I know who you are.
> 
> You fucking nasty litttle piece of I,R,A, filth.
> 
> Or are you going to say that…
> 
> Omagh wasn’t the I.R.A.
> 
> And that anyway you gave a warning,
> 
> And it wasn’t your fault because the R.U.C. misunderstood the warning.
> 
> You total scum.
> 
> You really are fucking filth.

You’re accusing me of being a member of the IRA now. Whatever you’re drinking/smoking, lay off it for a while, you slandering pile of incoherent shite.

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/187 "2012-11-10T21:43:04Z")

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Sorry losers, I may be a godlike figure in your eyes, but I’ve just worked a 12 hour day, so if you 've got a crush on me, want to get my attention, or just want to brag to your friends about how you mouthed off at me, (Obviously from the complete safety of the Internet ),I have to get some sleep now.

Many people would revel in other peoples attention, but unfortunately, you are mostly the people that I used to protect from the bullies at school.

If I have the time I might give you obvious masochests the Bitch Slapping that you so obviously want and need, but unlike you guys I actually have a life, so unlimited time in front of a pc is not an option.

I sometimes envy you all, not having GFs/BFs, jobs or intelligence.

Your time is your own.

Unfortunately mine isn’t.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/188 "2012-11-10T21:48:17Z")

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Cooking sherry o’clock already?

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/189 "2012-11-10T21:49:32Z")

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> [@Gary\_Kumquat](#):
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> Cooking sherry o’clock already?

Pimm’s and Meths.

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**Author:** ![Bilbo1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@Bilbo1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bilbo1967)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/190 "2012-11-10T22:10:21Z")

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> [@An\_Gadai](#):
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> Pimm’s and Meths.

And hold the Pimms.

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**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/191 "2012-11-10T22:38:02Z")

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Jesus, what a spectacular meltdown.

It really is something to witness.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/192 "2012-11-11T00:21:47Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> Who the fuck are you ?

[Moderating]  
I’m the one person in this thread who can make threats and back them up. So take a deep breath, and try to clear the alcohol fumes long enough to follow what’s being said to you:

[QUOTE=Lust4Life]

I’ve got to hand it to you, your family were always the best at hand laundering .

A long tradition of being Dhobi Whallahs eh ?  
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lust4Life]

I was in Omagh after the bomb, you fucking scum cunts.

[/QUOTE]

Calling other posters “cunts” is against the rules.

Using race-based insults against other posters is against the rules.

Posting while you’re falling down drunk is not against the rules, but its a really, really bad idea.

I’m not making this an official warning, yet. But I very strongly recommend you stop posting in this thread until your BAC is no longer high enough to kill a Cape buffalo, because if you continue on like you have been, your career as a poster here will be in jeapordy.  
[/Moderating]

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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/193 "2012-11-11T01:28:46Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> Its good to hear your totally impartial, and well informed comments.
> 
> You totally deplore all of the killings in N.I.
> 
> Always good to hear.
> 
> And I loved your heartwarming story about how your Dad gave money every week to an I.R.A. member, because he was so poor he couldn’t afford to buy himself a pint..
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> Slipped up the e didn’t he ?
> 
> Not being one of those I.R.A leaders who bought themselves multi million pound homes in the Republic .
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> And the lovely homes and expensive cars,all around the border, not to mention the very extended luxury holidays abroad.
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> All apparently financed by a couple of cows, and a row of potatoes.
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> In some cases they didn’t even bother to pretend with even that !
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> The people, of the North, don’t want to go back to the every day fear of sectarian murders and torture, AND what you scumbags on both sides of the line did, pay protection money, and be NICE to the scum with the guns.
> 
> Its gone, live with it.
> 
> You like to play the fluffy little leprechaun, the jovial “Fun"Paddy , whos an unthreatening laid back sort of person, who gives their opinions about N.I. in a regretfull " I hate the deaths”, "but I understand why the terrorists are doing it etc.
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> You fucking scum .
> 
> I was in Omagh after the bomb, you fucking scum cunts.
> 
> You fucking scum.

How fucking dare you. You alcoholic racist prick. How fucking dare you use that tragedy to score points on a meaningless message board.

I walked by that car you fuck. I heard that explosion. A lady I have known all my life only survived that blast because the body of her workmate took the brunt of it and died. Don’t you fucking dare pretend that you know anything about what Omagh means. Don’t you even use that word you lying cunt.

You know nothing of this country, nothing except what ypu hear from the other racist, bigoted, beer gutted, plain dumb fuckwits who ignore you down the Horse and Crown. Go collect your dole and buy a Tesco brand of shut the fuck up, do us all a favour.

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**Author:** ![Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Springtime_for_Spacers)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/194 "2012-11-11T01:40:44Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> When I was in Belfast visiting friends, the only song I can recall from the time had the refrain, “Belfast, Belfast, such a lovely town, doesn’t matter if your skin’s brown.”

Thanks for this, back in 1975 I worked in a shop in Aldershot with a lass who liked to sing that song. Just goes to show you can find a gem in the most ludicrous of threads.

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**Author:** ![Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Springtime_for_Spacers)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/195 "2012-11-11T01:59:06Z")

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Thanks to \*An Gadai \* too. Now I’ve read the final page of this thread I would like to replace the word ludicrous in my first comment with fucking tragic.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/196 "2012-11-11T03:03:00Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> Don’t you even use that word you lying cunt.

[Moderating]  
The rule against calling posters cunts applies to you, too.  
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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/197 "2012-11-11T10:05:02Z")

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And once more, with feeling:

> [@Gary\_Kumquat](#):
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> At night, you sit alone and drunk, posting fables on message boards about your military exploits, and making impotent threats at strangers you feel have slighted you. I honestly don’t think I could say anything more insulting about a person than that. It’s a sad, empty shell of an existence, and I pity you.

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/198 "2012-11-11T20:03:35Z")

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> [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](#):
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> Thanks to \*An Gadai \* too.

You’re welcome.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/199 "2012-11-11T20:06:04Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> [Moderating]  
> I’m the one person in this thread who can make threats and back them up.

With a cool, dry wit like that you could be an action hero.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/200 "2012-11-11T21:32:12Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> Your time is your own.
> 
> Unfortunately mine isn’t.

Yeah. In the States, we call that lockdown.

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