# Lust4Life: If you want to accuse me of dishonesty, bring it here.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 3, 2012, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804 "2012-11-03T23:15:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/221 "2012-11-13T20:23:32Z")

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protip: starting off a blustering post with Tee Hee severely undercuts the impact of the bluster. Unless you are, in fact, a particularly angry 5 year old?

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**Author:** ![The\_Dord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3be4f8/32.png) [@The\_Dord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Dord)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/222 "2012-11-13T20:56:48Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> Tee heee, you’re all coming out of the woodwork.
> 
> Come, come there must be at least one of you can think of a withering comment to cut my arrogance down to size ?
> 
> Or even someone with perhaps a cutting remark at a stretch?  
> l feel singulary unwithered, not to say uncut .
> 
> I would say that I was surprised at your poor performance, both as individuals and a group.
> 
> But you only lived down to my estimation.
> 
> You realy, really must try harder if you’re practicing recreational bullying  
> The whole mob of you couldn’t intimidate an elderly, somewhat short sighted, and overweight goldfish.
> 
> Still its always good to, not only know who the cowards are, but to get them in their stupidity, to display it before all of the world.  
> Nice display everyone !

You need to seek professional help, broski.

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**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/223 "2012-11-14T00:16:38Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> Tee heee, you’re all coming out of the woodwork.
> 
> Come, come there must be at least one of you can think of a withering comment to cut my arrogance down to size ?
> 
> Or even someone with perhaps a cutting remark at a stretch?  
> l feel singulary unwithered, not to say uncut .
> 
> I would say that I was surprised at your poor performance, both as individuals and a group.
> 
> But you only lived down to my estimation.
> 
> You realy, really must try harder if you’re practicing recreational bullying  
> The whole mob of you couldn’t intimidate an elderly, somewhat short sighted, and overweight goldfish.
> 
> Still its always good to, not only know who the cowards are, but to get them in their stupidity, to display it before all of the world.  
> Nice display everyone !

In post #203 in this thread I asked you a couple of questions in what I would consider to be a civil manner.

You don’t have to answer them if you don’t want to.

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/224 "2012-11-14T00:48:08Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> protip: starting off a blustering post with Tee Hee severely undercuts the impact of the bluster. Unless you are, in fact, a particularly angry 5 year old?

“Tee hee” is a code word he learned while in the SAS, aka Super Army Soldiers.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/225 "2012-11-14T02:14:33Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> Tee heee, you’re all coming out of the woodwork.

It took you three days to come up with that crushing rejoinder?

(Face it: no one is going to waste their best lines on a sot that is too stupid and too drunk to recognize it. You get third rate slap downs because you are only worth third rate slap downs.)

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/226 "2012-11-14T09:06:38Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> there must be at least one of you can think of a withering comment to cut my arrogance down to size ?

The problem is you don’t strike me as particularly arrogant - quite the opposite in fact!

I guess it might be your intention to sound assured and capable, but it doesn’t really come across that way. The claims of being former special forces, the drunken rants, the strange hostility at anyone who questions you, the impotent internet hardman posturing…there’s a much stronger suggestion of insecurity than arrogance there.

So, you tell me: why would anyone be trying to diminish something you don’t actually appear to have?

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**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/227 "2012-11-14T14:40:31Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
>
> Tee heee, you’re all coming out of the woodwork.
> 
> Come, come there must be at least one of you can think of a withering comment to cut my arrogance down to size ?
> 
> Or even someone with perhaps a cutting remark at a stretch?  
> l feel singulary unwithered, not to say uncut .
> 
> I would say that I was surprised at your poor performance, both as individuals and a group.
> 
> But you only lived down to my estimation.
> 
> You realy, really must try harder if you’re practicing recreational bullying  
> The whole mob of you couldn’t intimidate an elderly, somewhat short sighted, and overweight goldfish.
> 
> Still its always good to, not only know who the cowards are, but to get them in their stupidity, to display it before all of the world.  
> Nice display everyone !

It’s a world gone MAD!!!

It’s not YOU, its everyone else!!!

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/228 "2012-11-15T16:40:24Z")

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Anyone else reading **L4L** ’s posts in a [Charley’s Dad](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI_0-kz4lR0&feature=related) 's voice.

Heed! Pants! Now!

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**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/229 "2012-11-16T01:25:08Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> l feel singulary unwithered, not to say uncut .

Well, Try2B Comprehensive will be pleased.

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/230 "2012-11-16T01:51:06Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> I feel singulary unwithered, not to say uncut .

Cut or not, if you don’t wither within 4 hours, you should see a doctor.

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**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/231 "2012-11-16T16:12:18Z")

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> [@Sparky812](#):
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> Anyone else reading **L4L** ’s posts in a [Charley’s Dad](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI_0-kz4lR0&feature=related) 's voice.
> 
> Heed! Pants! Now!

This is the best and truest post on the thread.

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