# Lust4Life: If you want to accuse me of dishonesty, bring it here. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 3, 2012, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804 "2012-11-03T23:15:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/61 "2012-11-05T18:29:08Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > **Gary Kumquat** : > > In my post above, I had originally typed > > But I felt guilty about it and changed to what you see above. Now that you’ve posted this evidence, I feel bad about changing it. Lust4Life is a lying sack of cockroach dung and it’s disgusting that he’s attacking an honest poster the way he has. Let me see now, you’re the Walter Mitty who pretends that you were in the Navy for what was it ? Twelve and a half years, and then joined the army for twelve and a half years. Except that you can only quote stuff that you’ve found on the internet, and know bugger all about the things that genuine servicemen of all Alliance countries know. I always visualise you as someone with “Special Needs” who can’t get out much and lives a Virtual fantasy life. Totally not surprised that you’re here, you’re like the spotty little fat kid who joins in with the school bullies in the vain hope that if you do then they’ll stop picking on YOU. But even if that happened it still wouldn’t change you from being the sad ineffectual little twat that, not only are you now. But will be forever, right up until the day you die. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/62 "2012-11-05T18:30:14Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > Please don’t abbeviate…thank you. Please learn how to spell _than_. Thank you. > [@](#): > > L4L [Something’s burning!](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony?s=t) ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/63 "2012-11-05T18:31:57Z")
> [@Gary\_Kumquat](#): > > I apologise for associating you in any way with Lust4Life. Now apologise for being a coward and a liar. Or even better apologise for just being you. I really hope to meet you one day. Though I very much doubt that you’ll enjoy the experience. And stranger things have happened. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/64 "2012-11-05T18:33:03Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > Let me see now, you’re the Walter Mitty who pretends that you were in the Navy for what was it ? > > Twelve and a half years, and then joined the army for twelve and a half years. No, you blithering illiterate. I was in the Army for 6 1/2 years and then in the Navy for 13 1/2 years. Let’s see if your math skills are any better than your English parsing. > [@](#): > > Except that you can only quote stuff that you’ve found on the internet, and know bugger all about the things that genuine servicemen of all Alliance countries know. Care to provide proof that I don’t know of what I’m speaking when I’m discussing military matters, you offal? > [@](#): > > I always visualise you as someone with “Special Needs” who can’t get out much and lives a Virtual fantasy life. Well, we’ve seen the caliber of your imagination. > [@](#): > > Totally not surprised that you’re here, you’re like the spotty little fat kid who joins in with the school bullies in the vain hope that if you do then they’ll stop picking on YOU. > > But even if that happened it still wouldn’t change you from being the sad ineffectual little twat that, not only are you now. > > But will be forever, right up until the day you die. I’d like to resond to that comment, but alas, it makes no sense. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/65 "2012-11-05T18:34:58Z")
> [@tagos](#): > > As a Brit myself I would love to support you. Unfortunately, not being fluent in Ranting Gibberish I have no fracking idea what L4L is frothing up the inside of my monitor about. > > It’s like the rantings of a Street Crazy, where you feel it just might make some kind of sense if only you could hear the imaginary part of the conversation. But then again you don’t really actually understand most of whats going on around you anyway do you ? Thick as dog shit, and twice as yellow. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/66 "2012-11-05T18:39:58Z")
> [@Gary\_Kumquat](#): > > The amusing thing is that the person accusing Dr Drake of lying about his personal life has made a few eye raising claims himself. After all, he’s: > > [been a “Special Forces radio operator”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=11119921#post11119921) > > [“worked in a nuclear weapons establishment”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13605119#post13605119) > > [“I have been a prisoner in the M.E.”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15588962#post15588962) > > [“I’ve known incredibly fit men carrying food and water die of Hypo…while undergoing S.A.S. selection.”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13520546&postcount=13) > > [“I have ben in one revolution where quite honestly you’d have died of boredom, I turned up for another revolt (As a representative for HMG, along with the others) Its useulley boring.”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13510135&postcount=17) > > And that’s just the ones that spring out from a quick search. Now it’s entirely possible that he has led the colourful man of action life he describes above. Hell, it’s an anonymous internet board, so why would someone be sad enough to claim to being a former soldier with special forces experience who’s worked in the nuclear industry, been involved in revolutions, been arrested in the Middle East, had friends shot, and so on. However, it seems like arch rank hypocrisy to be quite so quick to accuse others of lying. Actually though you’re a pathetic little piece of dog filth, I’ll give you that. I don’t for one moment blame you for disbelieving those posts, and if someone that I didn’t know told me the same I’d disbelieve them too. Don’t get me wrong, you’re still the cowardly piece of scum that you are, but on this one I totally know where you’re coming from. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/67 "2012-11-05T18:48:13Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > As yes you are the one who pretends to be British because your family stayed here for a while until they emigrated to the U.S. > > Still smarting over being outed as a member of a family in a business notorius for exploiting illegal immigrant labour for minimum wage or below ? > > I remember your whiney little post explaining how your family barely breaks even, let alone makes any money from other peoples desperation. > > Barely enough to put you through Law school. > > Though you weren’t very good at it were you ? > > Yep fully expected to see you here. I am putting _myself_ through school, you stupid fuck. And I’m quite good at it, thanks. I “pretend” to be British in the sense that I was born and raised there, yes. Not quite in the same class as someone who pretends to be in the special forces though he couldn’t find the business end of his own dick, of course. Nobody- including you- has any clue what your “outing” of me was about. I’m not so much smarting about it as wondering how to translate it into English. Run along now. I’m sure there’s a commemorative plate sale on QVC you’re dying to watch. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/68 "2012-11-05T18:49:42Z")
> [@Zabali\_Clawbane](#): > > Here’s a post that backs up what she says. > > Here’s another. That wasn’t hard. **L4L** , you were wrong about Dr. Drake’s claims being suspect. She tried on a silly little bluff, thinking that no one would ever bother to read other posts of hers and remember them, and got caught out. She tried blustering her way out of it when sussed, and some what bizarrley Pitted me for her offence. Actually in retrospect, quite a good tactic, as I’m not exactly known for holding back my contempt for pathetic posters in threads generally, so there is the force of numbers for all of the contemptible little liars and cowards I’ve Bitch Slapped (Not to mention outed as such) in the past. Its probably good therapy for them, to be able to strike back at the wicked person who exposed them publicly for what they are. Doesn’t alter what they are though. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/69 "2012-11-05T18:53:11Z")
[quote=“Larry\_Borgia, post:36, topic:639804”] Marwood: [voiceover] If The Crow and Crown had ever had life it was dead now. It was like walking into a lung. A self-sustained nicotine-yellow and fly-blown lung. Its landlord was a retired alcoholic with military pretensions and a complexion like the inside of a teapot. By the time the doors opened he was arseholed on rum and got progressively more arseholed until he could take no more and fell over at about 12 o’clock. [the drunken pub landlord opens the till and it hits it him the chest and he almost falls down] General: Thought I was going for a minute. But no man’s put me down yet. Have you had any training in the martial arts? Withnail: Yes, as a matter of fact I have. Before I became a journalist I was in the Territorials. General: Do you know, when you first came in here I knew you were a services man. You can never, never disguise it. Withnail: What were you in? General: Tanks. Afrika Korps. A little before your time. Don’t suppose you’ve engaged, have you? Withnail: Ireland. General: Oooh, a crack at the Mick? Withnail: We’ll have another pair of large scotches. General: These shall be my pleasure. [he pours their drinks] General: What are you doing up here, then? Withnail: We’re doing a feature for Country Life. Survey of rural types, you know, farmers, travelling tinkers, milkmen, that sort of thing. General: Have you met Jake? Poacher. Works the lake, but keep it under your hat, hmm? [they go and sit down with their drinks] Marwood: What’s all this Army bollocks? Withnail: We got a drink, didn’t we? [/QUOTE ] You really really do have a lot of time on your hands don’t you ? Unfortunately I couldn’t be bothered to waste thrty seconds of my life wading through all of that crap. Though its obviously very important to you. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/70 "2012-11-05T18:55:57Z")
> [@Paranoid\_Randroid](#): > > Man, I hate those dirty sumbitching Irish. Amirite, Lust4Life? You couldn’t be more wrong. I love the Irish and seriously considered retiring there when that time of my life comes. But , and its a big but, I loathe and despise terrorists, and those who support them, even vocally. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/71 "2012-11-05T18:58:15Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Please learn how to spell _than_. Thank you. > > [Something’s burning!](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony?s=t) How is that irony? You do realize I’m not Lust4Life… ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/72 "2012-11-05T18:58:22Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > Geeze now I feel bad - I assumed it was hyperbole and actually laughed. > Apologies all around. I suspect that you laugh a lot. Even when those around you don’t know what you’re laughing about. But they laugh along with you so you don’t feel like the outsider. Hope the Meds keep working . ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/73 "2012-11-05T19:01:52Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > Now apologise for being a coward and a liar. > > Or even better apologise for just being you. > > I really hope to meet you one day. > > Though I very much doubt that you’ll enjoy the experience. > > And stranger things have happened. Really? The _internet-tough-guy-if-you-were-here-I’d-kick-your-ass_ shtick? That vast military experience has certainly show you how to use restraint. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/74 "2012-11-05T19:02:05Z")
> [@PaulParkhead](#): > > Well, quite. But, you know, Irish! and Foreigners! What don’t you understand about that? They come over here, steal our jobs and say nasty things about dear old Brenda! They refuse to eat cucumber sandwiches, and they don’t even like cricket. They argue with umpires! They cheer when they’ve won! And they practice beforehand, which spoils the fun. Oh dear, reduced to Strawmen are you ? Personally I’ve never eaten a cucumber sandwich in my life, (Nor would want to) just like every other Brit I’ve known. And I’m not actually even remotely a cricket fan. So as you’re a Brit yourself apparently, where did you get that impression ? ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/75 "2012-11-05T19:03:44Z")
> [@samclem](#): > > You’re slurring your words. Spelling is going out the window. Totally right there mate. Was drunk as a skunk in the latter stages of last night ! ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/76 "2012-11-05T19:04:25Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > I suspect that you laugh a lot. > > Even when those around you don’t know what you’re laughing about. > > But they laugh along with you so you don’t feel like the outsider. > > Hope the Meds keep working . OK, I take back the apology; I’m glad your friend got shot through the head. I’m comfortable saying this because it’s clear you’re a lying asshole who makes up his history from whole cloth to play internet bad-ass and it never actually happened. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/77 "2012-11-05T19:06:56Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > OK, I take back the apology; I’m glad your friend got shot through the head. > I’m comfortable saying this because it’s clear you’re a lying asshole who makes up his history from whole cloth to play internet bad-ass and it never actually happened. Ah diddums, touch a raw nerve did we ? The fact is you’re still a sad little moron. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/78 "2012-11-05T19:11:22Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > She tried on a silly little bluff, thinking that no one would ever bother to read other posts of hers and remember them, and got caught out. She is a he. There was no bluff. You still haven’t explained what you caught me at. Since we can’t erase posts, you should be able to point to the false claim. > [@Lust4Life](#): > > She tried blustering her way out of it when sussed, and some what bizarrley Pitted me for her offence. I pitted you because there is no other forum where I can call you out, personally. You made an accusation against me, and I wanted to rebut it. I think the thread is proceeding satisfactorily, though I regret giving you the attention. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/79 "2012-11-05T19:23:45Z")
Well I quite enjoyed that ! Don’t feel offended if I missed you out. No doubt I’ll come around to you in the near future… I couldn’t honestly muster any anger, or for that matter, even irritation, at your very limp attempts at insults. But bearing in mind your lack of intelligence, and general cowardice, you did your best ! Perhaps you could try harder next time ! I would liken the experience of your mob attack to being what someone would feel if they were infested with fleas. You’ve a long way to go before you up your game to being likened to being attacked by a dwarf armed with a rolled up , slightly damp, newspaper. When you get your courage up, your best chance to vent your frustrations at how pathetic you are, would be after I’ve gone to bed tonight. Please note that (for non U.K. residents) that I’m on U.K. time. And as I haven’t as much time on my hands as some of you obviously have, because I work for a living, you’ll have some hours to savour your “courage”, until I get home tomorrow night. Cheerio, you gutless littlle losers ! Take a moment or two to think about what you’re actually like. And I’ll bet that you don’t enjoy that experience either. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/80 "2012-11-05T19:26:29Z")
> [@Dr.Drake](#): > > She is a he. There was no bluff. You still haven’t explained what you caught me at. Since we can’t erase posts, you should be able to point to the false claim. > > I pitted you because there is no other forum where I can call you out, personally. You made an accusation against me, and I wanted to rebut it. I think the thread is proceeding satisfactorily, though I regret giving you the attention. I suspect that you’re mentally ill, or incredibly immature. You most certainly are one of the most stupid people that I’ve ever come across. I’m not saying any of those things as insults. Trust me on this. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804.md?page=5)