# Lust4Life: If you want to accuse me of dishonesty, bring it here. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 3, 2012, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804 "2012-11-03T23:15:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/81 "2012-11-05T19:32:42Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I am putting _myself_ through school, you stupid fuck. And I’m quite good at it, thanks. > > I “pretend” to be British in the sense that I was born and raised there, yes. Not quite in the same class as someone who pretends to be in the special forces though he couldn’t find the business end of his own dick, of course. > > Nobody- including you- has any clue what your “outing” of me was about. I’m not so much smarting about it as wondering how to translate it into English. > > Run along now. I’m sure there’s a commemorative plate sale on QVC you’re dying to watch. Oh boo hoo my family barely makes any money from their hotel, sob, whimper ! If you don’t like who you are then try to change yourself. Don’t take it out on me. You’ve sunk even lower in my estimation, if that was possible. Are your problems because you are from a low caste or something ? ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/82 "2012-11-05T19:34:18Z")
Wow, and just when you thought ole lusty-butt couldn’t get any stupider or offensive. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/83 "2012-11-05T19:46:42Z")
You forgot incoherent. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/84 "2012-11-05T19:47:21Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > Let me see now, you’re the Walter Mitty who pretends that you were in the Navy for what was it ? > > Twelve and a half years, and then joined the army for twelve and a half years. > > Except that you can only quote stuff that you’ve found on the internet, and know bugger all about the things that genuine servicemen of all Alliance countries know. > > I always visualise you as someone with “Special Needs” who can’t get out much and lives a Virtual fantasy life. > > Totally not surprised that you’re here, you’re like the spotty little fat kid who joins in with the school bullies in the vain hope that if you do then they’ll stop picking on YOU. > > But even if that happened it still wouldn’t change you from being the sad ineffectual little twat that, not only are you now. > > But will be forever, right up until the day you die. Totally meta! ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/85 "2012-11-05T19:54:55Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > Wow, and just when you thought ole lusty-butt couldn’t get any stupider or offensive. So you’ve got nuthin’ ? But thats not exactly a new experience for you is it ? Either IRL or on MBs. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/86 "2012-11-05T19:56:48Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > You forgot incoherent. Thats the biggest word you’ve used for a long time. Congratulations on getting someone to spell it for you. ---
**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/87 "2012-11-05T19:58:04Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > Wow, and just when you thought ole lusty-butt couldn’t get any stupider or offensive. Is he _ever_ sober? ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/88 "2012-11-05T20:02:16Z")
> [@Bridget\_Burke](#): > > Is he _ever_ sober? God willing, no. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/89 "2012-11-05T20:05:43Z")
> [@Dr.Drake](#): > > She is a he. There was no bluff. You still haven’t explained what you caught me at. Since we can’t erase posts, you should be able to point to the false claim. > > I pitted you because there is no other forum where I can call you out, personally. You made an accusation against me, and I wanted to rebut it. I think the thread is proceeding satisfactorily, though I regret giving you the attention. Sorry, my mistake, you post like a woman. You pitted me because you are incredibly stupid, and thought that you’d get away with it. Like most people who are, “intellectually challenged”, and not very honest, even with themselves, let alone other people, you think that by repeating the same actions again and again , the adults will come to believe your B/S. Sorry but it doesn’t work that way. I apologise if I caught you at the wrong time of the month. I know that it can be difficult for you when that comes round. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/90 "2012-11-05T20:09:18Z")
> [@Bridget\_Burke](#): > > Is he _ever_ sober? Well sometimes, unfortunately the people that I work for tend to insist on it. I feel for you because you’re apparently sober, yet talk like a twat. All of the time. Theres no sobering up that will “Up your act!” when it comes to intelligence. Poor thing ! ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/91 "2012-11-05T20:11:49Z")
I see we’ve moved to the misogynistic portion of the evening. Honestly, I don’t feel much more than pity for him. It’s clear he doesn’t really understand what is going on. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/92 "2012-11-05T20:19:47Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > No, you blithering illiterate. I was in the Army for 6 1/2 years and then in the Navy for 13 1/2 years. Let’s see if your math skills are any better than your English parsing. > > Care to provide proof that I don’t know of what I’m speaking when I’m discussing military matters, you offal? > > Well, we’ve seen the caliber of your imagination. > > I’d like to resond to that comment, but alas, it makes no sense. I hold cowards who join a Pile On in total contempt. But for lying little fuckers like you, who try to gain the prestige of people who risk their lives on a daily basis, I have no words to express what I think should happen to you. You truly are the lowest form of scum. I hope that one day your neighbours find out about the shit you’ve been posting on the Net, and give you what you truly deserve. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/93 "2012-11-05T20:37:35Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > I see we’ve moved to the misogynistic portion of the evening. Honestly, I don’t feel much more than pity for him. It’s clear he doesn’t really understand what is going on. Then it doesn’t look very good for you does it ? But that aside, any chance of a pity fuck ? I’m not proud. Though ~I would insist on you wearing two paper bags over your head during the act. In case one fell off. ---
**Author:** ![PaulParkhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PaulParkhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulParkhead)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/94 "2012-11-05T20:38:10Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > I would imagine that you comment on there often. > > Amazing that you have found the courage to join the Pile On, now that rent a mob have come out of the cracks.. > > Didn’t say very much before though did you ? I don’t say very much about anything, really. It takes a special sort of person to prompt me to get involved in a pitting. Actually, you may have broken my cherry on this. Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/95 "2012-11-05T20:52:43Z")
> [@PaulParkhead](#): > > I don’t say very much about anything, really. It takes a special sort of person to prompt me to get involved in a pitting. > > Actually, you may have broken my cherry on this. Congrats! I’m glad that I’ve been helpfull in your coming out of the closet as a coward and a wannabe bully. Dont be a stranger. But don’t take that as me wanting to fuck your yellow little arse. Down here we like women . ---
**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/96 "2012-11-05T20:56:24Z")
Ah, but women don’t like **Lust4Life**. They aren’t fooled by that “Soldier of Fortune” pose… ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/97 "2012-11-05T21:04:03Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > Then it doesn’t look very good for you does it ? I manage to use the correct pronouns when I insult people at least. You can’t even manage that. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/98 "2012-11-05T21:07:26Z")
> [@Malden\_Capell](#): > > Aside from the controversy, can I just take a moment from my alcohol-addled brain to say ‘God Save the Queen!’ > > Cos I wanna 😛 A little tip, which, as your British and working in the House of Lords, so you probably already know this, we don’t actually ever say God Save the Queen. We also don’t wear collar and tie for meals at home , no matter how "British " we are. And would consider anyone that did so, very odd. But of course being British you already know that . ---
**Author:** ![PaulParkhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PaulParkhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulParkhead)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/99 "2012-11-05T21:12:54Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > I’m glad that I’ve been helpfull in your coming out of the closet as a coward and a wannabe bully. > > Dont be a stranger. > > But don’t take that as me wanting to fuck your yellow little arse. > > Down here we like women . Yellow arse? Yellow? What do you think I am, some sort of foreigner? ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/100 "2012-11-05T21:15:27Z")
> [@PaulParkhead](#): > > Yellow arse? Yellow? What do you think I am, some sort of foreigner? LOL ! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804.md?page=6)