# Lust4Life: If you want to accuse me of dishonesty, bring it here. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 3, 2012, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804 "2012-11-03T23:15:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/101 "2012-11-05T21:17:38Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > I manage to use the correct pronouns when I insult people at least. You can’t even manage that. Well at least you can find some consalation in that. Pity you are still a complete and utter C ! ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/102 "2012-11-05T21:42:26Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > I really hope to meet you one day. > > Though I very much doubt that you’ll enjoy the experience. > > And stranger things have happened. Of course I wouldn’t enjoy meeting you in real life. You’re boring. Who would enjoy meeting a poorly informed, opinionated blowhard who can’t handle his drink? Still, fair play to you, at least you’ve acknowledged your company isn’t enjoya… …HANG ON A MO! Why, that wasn’t a frank admission of your faults at all. It was a veiled threat from an internet hardman! Oh gosh and lordy! How best to put this? At night, you sit alone and drunk, posting fables on message boards about your military exploits, and making impotent threats at strangers you feel have slighted you. I honestly don’t think I could say anything more insulting about a person than that. It’s a sad, empty shell of an existence, and I pity you. ---
**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/103 "2012-11-05T21:54:48Z")
Lust4Life, I say this as someone who literally just wandered into the conversation, and have never especially noticed you as a poster before: You are not coming off well. You are not winning. Your insults are not clever or insightful. Best to just let this go, dude. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/104 "2012-11-05T22:08:18Z")
> [@Astral\_Rejection](#): > > Lust4Life, I say this as someone who literally just wandered into the conversation, and have never especially noticed you as a poster before: > > You are not coming off well. You are not winning. Your insults are not clever or insightful. > > Best to just let this go, dude. Oh boy, now you’re gonna get it. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/105 "2012-11-05T22:39:44Z")
> [@Gary\_Kumquat](#): > > My theory is that the comment section from the Daily Mail’s website has achieved quasi-awareness. It’s beautiful isn’t it? Had it been one night I could put it down to being drunk in charge of richard littlejohn, but two nights is very strange - lusty, assuming you’re not on a bender, you really are coming across as a loon. And a nasty bigoted loon at that. ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/106 "2012-11-05T22:55:54Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > Please don’t abbeviate…thank you. > > L4L Whoops! Didn’t realize there were 2 posters that used L4L. :smack: Sorry about that… ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/107 "2012-11-05T23:16:49Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > You couldn’t be more wrong. > > I love the Irish and seriously considered retiring there when that time of my life comes. > > But , and its a big but, I loathe and despise terrorists, and those who support them, even vocally. My God, haven’t the British done enough to that island, without inflicting you on it? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/108 "2012-11-05T23:20:19Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > I really hope to meet you one day. > > Though I very much doubt that you’ll enjoy the experience. [Moderating] I recognize that posing as ex-military requires one to adopt a certain attitude, but try to keep in mind that threatening other posters with violence is against the rules of the board. The quoted text above is coming a bit too close to the line. Please try to avoid such language in your future endeavors in internet tough guy posturing. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/109 "2012-11-05T23:53:23Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > How is that irony? > > You do realize I’m not Lust4Life… Oops. Apologies. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/110 "2012-11-05T23:59:00Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > I hold cowards who join a Pile On in total contempt. > > But for lying little fuckers like you, who try to gain the prestige of people who risk their lives on a daily basis, I have no words to express what I think should happen to you. > > You truly are the lowest form of scum. > > I hope that one day your neighbours find out about the shit you’ve been posting on the Net, and give you what you truly deserve. Go ahead, you filthy piece of crap. I’d love to see what words you can manage to insult yet another honest person. That honest person would be I. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/111 "2012-11-06T00:02:50Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [Moderating] > I recognize that posing as ex-military requires one to adopt a certain attitude, but try to keep in mind that threatening other posters with violence is against the rules of the board. The quoted text above is coming a bit too close to the line. Please try to avoid such language in your future endeavors in internet tough guy posturing. > [/Moderating] What about this little gem… > [@Lust4Life](#): > > Well at least you can find some consalation in that. > > **Pity you are still a complete and utter C !** ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/112 "2012-11-06T00:25:36Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > I really hope to meet you one day. > > Though I very much doubt that you’ll enjoy the experience. Ooo! Can I play? I think I’d enjoy that meeting because I always enjoy people being shown that they’re not truly what they try to make others think they are. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/113 "2012-11-06T00:40:15Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > If you don’t like who you are then try to change yourself. Oh, well in that case I’m ex-SAS. What are the odds that we’d meet here? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/114 "2012-11-06T00:45:05Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Oh, well in that case I’m ex-SAS. What are the odds that we’d meet here? What’s the color of the boathouse at Hereford? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/115 "2012-11-06T00:49:13Z")
How should I know? I’ve only been ex-SAS for 20 minutes. I gather there isn’t one, though. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/116 "2012-11-06T01:03:45Z")
It was blown down in a hurricane. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyTVS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BunnyTVS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyTVS)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/117 "2012-11-06T01:10:51Z")
If you imagine that **Lusty** ’s looking at his own frothing face in the mirror as he posts, it makes a [del]lot[/del] little more sense. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/118 "2012-11-06T01:11:59Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > What about this little gem… What’s your beef with centaurs, bro? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/119 "2012-11-06T01:25:21Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > How should I know? I’ve only been ex-SAS for 20 minutes. I gather there isn’t one, though. [It doesn’t matter if there is one or not.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z_nTdyN6Tk) In the scene, **Lust4Life** is being played by Sean Bean. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804/120 "2012-11-06T01:56:06Z")
Seen it. I was just sayin’. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lust4life-if-you-want-to-accuse-me-of-dishonesty-bring-it-here/639804.md?page=7)