# Luxury Rubber Ducks

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luxury-rubber-ducks/343744>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 9, 2006, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luxury-rubber-ducks/343744 "2006-02-09T21:36:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luxury-rubber-ducks/343744/1 "2006-02-09T21:36:34Z")

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That’s it. [Seriously](http://www.justducks.co.uk/Luxury2.htm).

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**Author:** ![35340](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/8baadc/32.png) [@35340](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/35340)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luxury-rubber-ducks/343744/2 "2006-02-09T21:53:54Z")

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Thanks, I was running out of gifting options for the rubber duck lovers in my life. Last one I got glowed blinkie lights when you stroked its belly.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luxury-rubber-ducks/343744/3 "2006-02-09T21:55:58Z")

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> [@Mynn](#):
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> Thanks, I was running out of gifting options for the rubber duck lovers in my life. Last one I got glowed blinkie lights when you stroked its belly.

i promise that if you stroke my belly, i’ll do something other than blink…

i’ll probably kick my leg and bite at the air.

…no, i’m not retarded  
er…special.

(i just got myself into a mess, didn’t i?)

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**Author:** ![35340](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/8baadc/32.png) [@35340](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/35340)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luxury-rubber-ducks/343744/4 "2006-02-09T21:59:04Z")

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probably not, I’m rather immune to the Least Original Pickup Line Ever.

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luxury-rubber-ducks/343744/5 "2006-02-09T22:12:50Z")

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Man, those ducks are quackalackin’.

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luxury-rubber-ducks/343744/6 "2006-02-09T22:32:11Z")

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> [@Spatial Rift 47](#):
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> Man, those ducks are quackalackin’.

You officially owe me a new piece of gum.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luxury-rubber-ducks/343744/7 "2006-02-09T22:34:29Z")

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> [@Spatial Rift 47](#):
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> Man, those ducks are quackalackin’.

Yeah, but do they echo?

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luxury-rubber-ducks/343744/8 "2006-02-09T22:53:48Z")

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Yes, they echo. Those ducks are quackalackin’ … lackin’ … lackin’ … lackin’ … lackin’ …

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**Author:** ![Idlewild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@Idlewild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idlewild)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luxury-rubber-ducks/343744/9 "2006-02-09T23:06:04Z")

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I have the multicoloured glowy ducks. They are the Best Thing Ever and were in the running for favourite christmas present this year.

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luxury-rubber-ducks/343744/10 "2006-02-09T23:07:59Z")

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Oh, sure, they’re cute, but do they _do_ anything? At least [this](http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000246JI6/203-9216235-3846361) duck works for a living.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luxury-rubber-ducks/343744/11 "2006-02-10T06:21:49Z")

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> [@Mynn](#):
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> probably not, I’m rather immune to the Least Original Pickup Line Ever.

ooh…zing…heh

come on, the pickup line could have been a LOT worse…

“nice ducks…wanna fuck?”

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**Author:** ![Ceejaytee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ceejaytee/32/2956_2.png) [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luxury-rubber-ducks/343744/12 "2006-02-10T17:46:24Z")

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[“Yeow mutherdukka!”](http://www.justducks.co.uk/Street_in_stock.htm)??

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luxury-rubber-ducks/343744/13 "2006-02-10T17:49:41Z")

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I like the Superstar and Triple Choc ones. 😉

Think we should get a whole fleet of the ‘bling’ ones for [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=357841)?

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luxury-rubber-ducks/343744/14 "2006-02-10T18:58:14Z")

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One of first gifts I gave to my wife when were just starting to date was a [Devil Duckie](http://www.mcphee.com/items/10676.html). Except, she already had the red one, so I got her a glow-in-the-dark sucka.

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/luxury-rubber-ducks/343744/15 "2006-02-11T02:25:14Z")

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Someplace in China they are making these things. They are thinking, "Boy, those Europeans have _way_ too much money.
