# Lynn B. . . why??? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2005, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117 "2005-01-05T00:41:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/41 "2005-01-05T20:01:12Z")
> [@Ruby](#): > > Note to self: buttload of c-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e to Lynn asap suggest different wrapping… ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/42 "2005-01-05T20:11:08Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > This would be Homer, the King of Posting DUI. He gave us Monkey Butlers AND the 'shroom thread. > > Butterhorn shoehorse indeed. Indeed. To quoteth that Homer’s _Odyssey_"…yeah baby that’s james brown style… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/43 "2005-01-05T20:20:39Z")
_Woohooo! I’m inebriating like a motherfuck!_ ---
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/44 "2005-01-05T20:25:16Z")
> [@Lynn Bodoni](#): > > Hey, I had to put that storm SOMEWHERE, and I haven’t had any shipments of chocolate from Indiana lately. So either pay up or suck it up. Dammit! I didn’t see this until it was too late! There’s ice everywhere. Gah! **Lynn** , please have pity!!! I promise to go find you some luscious Godiva chocolate, you have but to say whether you prefer milk or dark (or flavored)… ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/45 "2005-01-05T21:35:53Z")
**Lynn** , Please don’t moderate when drunk. Brian for the um… oh, nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/46 "2005-01-06T01:43:25Z")
> [@Lynn Bodoni](#): > > I am in charge of the weather outside It was 39 GODDAMN DEGREES BELOW ZERO THIS MORNING! [Eric Cartman] I hate you so very much [/Eric Cartman] How much frigging chocolate were you expecting?! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![PastAllReason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@PastAllReason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastAllReason)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/47 "2005-01-06T02:48:46Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > > [@Lynn Bodoni](#): > > > > I am in charge of the weather outside > > It was 39 GODDAMN DEGREES BELOW ZERO THIS MORNING! > [Eric Cartman] I hate you so very much [/Eric Cartman] > How much frigging chocolate were you expecting?! :mad: Apparently she’s expecting quite a lot. The second morning in a row here with a temperature of -40 celsius and a windchill of -50. Gah. Won’t someone have pity on the frozen? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/48 "2005-01-06T08:20:14Z")
> [@PastAllReason](#): > > The second morning in a row here with a temperature of -40 celsius But it felt like -40 Fahrenheit. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/49 "2005-01-06T14:40:53Z")
We have an impending ice / snow storm up here… how much chocolate should I sacrifice to the almighty **Bodoni**? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/50 "2005-01-06T14:53:53Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > We have an impending ice / snow storm up here… how much chocolate should I sacrifice to the almighty **Bodoni**? :eek: That’s a stupid question. How much do you have? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/51 "2005-01-06T17:37:27Z")
I just ate my last piece! :eek: What do I _do_? ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/52 "2005-01-07T00:50:07Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > That’s a stupid question. How much do you have? 😃 However much you have, buy a shitload more. Then double it. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/53 "2005-01-07T03:43:36Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > I just ate my last piece! :eek: What do I _do_? I think panic may be your only option. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/54 "2005-01-07T03:45:19Z")
Run away! Run away! _panic_ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/55 "2005-01-07T05:35:45Z")
I’ve posted many times in The Pit (and elsewhere) while drunk off my ass. And been a complete asshole (ask anyone. 😉 ) And what happened to me? Huh? Jack. Fucking. Shit! _pulls down pants - moons mods_ ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/56 "2005-01-07T05:53:48Z")
> [@if6was9](#): > > _pulls down pants - moons mods_ What IS that? Is that… it isn’t, is it? It sure looks like… yep, it’s the shadow of Lynn’s Doc Marten, and it’s headed this way! RUN!!! (Do not taunt Happy Fun Mod.) ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/57 "2005-01-07T08:22:28Z")
What about Bulgarian Dopers? > [@](#): > > **Bulgarian’s blood-alcohol level astounds doctors** > CBC News > SOFIA, BULGARIA - Bulgarian doctors tested a man’s blood-alcohol level five times before accepting it was 0.914 – nearly twice the amount considered to be life-threatening. > > The 67-year-old man landed in hospital on Dec. 20 after a car knocked him off his feet in the southern Bulgarian city of Plovdiv, police and doctors said Tuesday. > > A breath test indicated blood-alcohol levels so high that police thought their equipment was broken, because the man remained conscious and talked with them. > > The head of Plovdiv police, Col. Angel Rangelov, said five separate lab tests taken the same day confirmed the man’s blood-alcohol level of 0.914. > > A blood-alcohol level of 0.55 is considered potentially fatal. > > In comparison, the Bulgarian man’s level was more than 11 times higher than the legal blood-alcohol limit for drivers in Canada, which is 0.08. > > The man, who has not been identified, was reported to be in stable condition after being treated for head injuries. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/58 "2005-01-07T08:35:03Z")
> [@if6was9](#): > > I’ve posted many times in The Pit (and elsewhere) while drunk off my ass. And been a complete asshole (ask anyone. 😉 ) And what happened to me? Huh? Jack. Fucking. Shit! > _pulls down pants - moons mods_ It’s a damn good thing for YOU that I’m not allowed to make up my own custom member titles. Because I just thought up a doozy. No, I’m not telling, either. ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/59 "2005-01-07T19:09:11Z")
> [@Lynn Bodoni](#): > > It’s a damn good thing for YOU that I’m not allowed to make up my own custom member titles. . . . Oh? What about that “Too Stupid for Words” thing?" Oh, dearie dear, I’m in trouble now. **Lynn** , the chocolates are in the email. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117/60 "2005-02-17T22:16:21Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Currently using the username **Rune** , I believe. But board policy is to not allow re-usage of screen names by different posters, I think. Sorry to resurrect an old thread, but I did a rare vanity search, as it’s been a while since I’ve posted much. I’m still the same old Winston. Sorry Necro. (and thanks, Poly, for remembering :sigh:. Rune might be aka the old **winstonsmith** from freebie days here on the boards. I believe he hails from Norway or that neck of the woods. I love Big Brother! (not really) Carry on. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-b-why/283117.md?page=4)