# Lynn Bodoni, come on down! You're the next guest at DFW Gathering!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 22, 2002, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237 "2002-11-22T21:04:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/41 "2002-12-08T03:30:08Z")

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Bump

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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/42 "2002-12-08T04:53:45Z")

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can I have an approximate head count?

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**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/43 "2002-12-08T06:16:49Z")

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I will be there, Mrs Bdgr doesnt get off work until 9 or so, so I doubt she we be there. Should I bring my spawn, or pawn him off on the grandparents? He’s 9.

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/44 "2002-12-08T06:48:23Z")

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**Bad** , I’m planning on it, but next week will tell the story.

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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/45 "2002-12-08T11:16:50Z")

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Bdgr,

feel free to bring him!

the more the merrier, sez I.

I think he may have fun with the white elephant thing, no?

have him bring a monstrosity, er, “gem” and he can play too! (or if not, mr baboon and I have plenty of junk, er ‘treasures’ to fill in)

as I said, we have a playstation2 to play or if your have movies/dvds bring em along.

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**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/46 "2002-12-09T01:09:41Z")

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Oh, he’ll be fine if you have a playstation…

we got tons of DVD’s,including the entire run of Monty Python’s Flying Circus, if anybody wants me to bring it.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/47 "2002-12-09T03:24:20Z")

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_glances around and counts craniums_ Hmm, six. Minus the two, drop the one, adjust for age…

Two adults, one six-month old(who won’t care about White Elephant gifts).

We’ll bring some non-alcoholic drinks and are available to bring more stuff if needed.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/48 "2002-12-09T03:33:26Z")

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I’m sure you know this already, but Bob and I will be there!

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/49 "2002-12-09T03:36:43Z")

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I’ll be there.

Probably guessed that, too, huh?

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/50 "2002-12-09T17:09:29Z")

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It looks like I’ll be able to be there too, so count me in. What goodies/side dishes are still needed? Keep in mind, I’m a 4.5 hr drive away.  
purrplebear, determinedly believing nothing else will go wrong this time…

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/51 "2002-12-09T18:40:50Z")

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I’m definitely coming to the party and I will bring some food. What is yet to be determined, but I’ll definitely be bringing something edible. Would you prefer an entree, appetizer, or dessert? Or, should I just bring all three?

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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/52 "2002-12-09T19:18:52Z")

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honestly, bring whatever is the easiest for you to bring.

Purple,  
were you e-mailed directions?

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**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/53 "2002-12-09T23:20:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **Bad News Baboon** : Lord Jim, is your strike team assembled?  
> **Lord Jim** :My _team’s_ ready. I don’t have a command crew for the shuttle.  
> **bdgr** : RARRRARRRAAARGH!  
> **Lord Jim** : Well, it’s gonna be rough, pal, I didn’t wanna speak for you.  
> **Grace** : General… count me in.

I’m with you too. 😉

Can somebody send me the directions?

By my count we definitely have eleven adults and one infrant:  
**Bad News Baboon**  
(uh… **Mr. Baboon**?)  
**Lord Jim**  
**Aglarond**  
**Grace**  
**Zyada**  
**rjk**  
**Mtgman**  
**Moxmaiden** with one (?) assistant  
**purrplebear**  
**psiekier**

… with maybes from four more adults:  
**minty green**  
**bdgr**  
**Lynn Bodoni**  
**Ringo**

Plus all the others who had less of a part in this thread than that one guy who asked “Two fighters against a Star Destroyer?” during the briefing scene on Hoth in _The Empire Strikes Back:_  
**Balance**  
**Chef Troy** and company  
**Ziactrice**  
**Ex-tank**

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/54 "2002-12-09T23:45:12Z")

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Pete, your assignment is on it’s way. …What is your job anyway??

Maybe I should hae asked that first.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/55 "2002-12-10T00:49:41Z")

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He’s one of the Ewoks of course.

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**Author:** ![F.Prefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/cc9497/32.png) [@F.Prefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.Prefect)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/56 "2002-12-10T02:30:29Z")

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Ok, I said I would come in an earlier thread, and I’ll still own up to it. Unless they rope me into the Win2k server upgrades I will be there with bells on. Silver bells. Christmas bells.

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/57 "2002-12-10T21:04:14Z")

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Bumpity bump bump

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/58 "2002-12-11T01:58:58Z")

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Does this thing have a hole in it? It sure seems to have trouble staying afloat.

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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/59 "2002-12-11T02:23:26Z")

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perhaps the title is scaring them?

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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-come-on-down-youre-the-next-guest-at-dfw-gathering/138237/60 "2002-12-11T02:24:27Z")

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lol, not to imply that Lynn is scary, but rather us, the DFW dopes. 😉

(unless she becomes one of us…mwahahaha)

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