# Lynn Bodoni, I am sorry :-(

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-i-am-sorry/220330>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 21, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-i-am-sorry/220330 "2003-12-21T17:30:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Hot\_Buttered\_Toast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b38774/32.png) [@Hot\_Buttered\_Toast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hot_Buttered_Toast)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-i-am-sorry/220330/61 "2003-12-21T23:33:03Z")

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How can _anyone_ not like sesame seeds? (besides those people who happen to have allergies, of course)

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**Author:** ![Herge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Herge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Herge)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-i-am-sorry/220330/62 "2003-12-21T23:36:13Z")

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Kurdt, if you want to be a useful member of this board, try posting more intelligently. This is a good message board to be a member of, better than many others.

Most of your posts seem to be attention seeking gibberish. If you make an effort to contribute something at lesat remotely funny / useful / interesting then people won’t pile on. Continue with the gimmick posts and people will label you as a troll. Its up to you.

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**Author:** ![Herge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Herge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Herge)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-i-am-sorry/220330/63 "2003-12-21T23:37:20Z")

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Also, take my advice and ask for this thread to be closed - no good will come of this for you.

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-i-am-sorry/220330/64 "2003-12-21T23:39:18Z")

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You guys are like vultures.

The guy apologised in public, rather than by email. Put a couple of extra digits on his post count, and there’d be “now that was class” posts appearing here instead of “you’re an attention whore” ones.

It’s not that I can’t see the case for a private apology. Yes, there’s logic in it, but **Kurdt** has chosen to turn over a new leaf. Now it’s up to each of you whether you believe that or not, but with no announcement of the fact, I suspect he’d be in for a long wait for forgiveness. I really can’t blame him for doing it this way, given the circumstances. He’s also, IMHO, acted reasonably bravely in putting his cards on the table like that. If he fucks up again, it’ll look awful. This is why I’m inclined to give him a shot at redemption. Heck, it’s Christmas.

**Kurdt** , you are _not_ obligated to continue posting in this thread. My humble advice to you is to politely ask a moderator to close the damn thing down, take a fortnight or so break away from the boards, and then quietly come back as **Kurdt MK II**.

SDMB transformations and redemptions have been successfully done before. Good luck.

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**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-i-am-sorry/220330/65 "2003-12-22T00:05:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by paulberserker \*  
> \*\*How you like that for punctuation motherfucker?! I’ve had 12 pints and 2 Highland Park Whiskeys today! \*\*

Every single one of them shows. Try posting sober next time, you may come across as less of an ass.

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-i-am-sorry/220330/66 "2003-12-22T00:12:26Z")

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oh, so now i’m an ass? and you think i’m wrong in blasting Kurdt? ooh, obviously i’m childish.

back yourselves up people. I very much doubt i’m wrong here.

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**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-i-am-sorry/220330/67 "2003-12-22T00:28:37Z")

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> **paulberserker**  
> oh, so now i’m an ass? and you think i’m wrong in blasting Kurdt? ooh, obviously i’m childish.
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> back yourselves up people. I very much doubt i’m wrong here.

back ourselves up about what? You being childish. If you insist.

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> \<snip\>Kurdt, i’m not surprised Lynn thinks you’re a teenager. as proved on previous threads, you’ve said you are both 27, and then 29 years old. and the inunderstandable bollocks that was you’re ‘in this life’ thread where everybody destroyed your shit doesn’t exactly lead anybody to think differently. at least be fucking consistent. did she warn you via e-mail not to act like a first year goth girl on the SDMB?  
> I am curious. let me ker now…

So your response to an apology is to compare him to a first year goth girl.

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> in fact, i just read your sesame seed thread that was locked further down. what the fuck? are you taking the piss?
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> fucking stupid goth/angst/pitting something and nothing motherfucker.
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> fuck right off.

ahh more name calling and insults…and this is right under the first post.

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> of course it was. fucking liar.

this was in response to his claim that posting his age at 29 must be a typo. Maybe he’s lying maybe not. But if he’s left handed and uses the Num pad alot (like me) it’s easy to slip and hit the wrong side of the pad. Making 27 into 29

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> ha. i ruined this kids shit a good long while ago. i posted near the top, i been out for 4 hours and just look at what a pie he’s made out of himself in the meantime. airmandoors said it better than i ever could.
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> kurdt, leave this message board alone, you teenage goth motherfucker
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> here endeth the lesson

ahh you ruined this kid’s shit eh? And he should leave the board on yours and another posters say so. Nice preening and more name calling.

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> \<snip\>How you like that for punctuation motherfucker?! I’ve had 12 pints and 2 Highland Park Whiskeys today!

good for you. So you’re a drunk asshole not a sober asshole. Doesn’t matter much to me.

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> and i replied without seeing his “no more posts for me” post.
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> this is the BBQ pit motherfucker. at least back yourself up against retorts. and try and go at me without doing that, i will post your arse off this fucking earth, nevermind the message board.

more totally inexplicable preening by you. And as I already mentioned it’s pretty silly to attack someone for trying to avoid their own personal melt down.

Tell me is there one post in here where you weren’t acting like a childish asshole? Even once?

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-i-am-sorry/220330/68 "2003-12-22T00:46:42Z")

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SHEESH! I’m putting this thread out of its misery.

Lynn

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