# Lynn Bodoni is in the hospital **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [June 6, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106 "2003-06-06T16:13:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ed\_Zotti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/fbc32d/32.png) [@Ed\_Zotti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ed_Zotti)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/1 "2003-06-06T16:13:09Z")
Lynn Bodoni, longtime SDMB administrator and rightly feared moderator of the Pit, is entering the hospital today (Friday 6/6/03) on her doctor’s orders. Without getting into details, it’s serious. Lynn’s health has not been good for some time. We will advise of developments. We at the Straight Dope extend to Lynn our hopes for a speedy recovery. Lynn meanwhile requests that you hold off on the cards, flowers, animal sacrifices, etc., and instead fix your minds on the truly awful things that will happen to anyone who makes trouble in her absence. Hospitalization makes her very, very grumpy. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/2 "2003-06-06T16:15:59Z")
Oh no!! ((((((((( **Lynn** ))))))))). My best thoughts are with you. Get better soon! ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/3 "2003-06-06T16:17:51Z")
Best wishes and get well soon. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/4 "2003-06-06T16:21:28Z")
Mind fixed, Ed, and thanks for the update. Are you sure I can’t make one eensy-weensy animal sacrifice on my own time, though? {{{{{Lynn}}}}} ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/5 "2003-06-06T16:29:09Z")
{{{{{{{{{LYNN}}}}}}}}}} You are in all of our thought!!! Get well, hon. ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/6 "2003-06-06T16:29:21Z")
I hope you get all better very, very soon, **Lynn**! Sending warm wishes and healing thoughts your way from the Sylkyn family. ---
**Author:** ![ratty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ccd318/32.png) [@ratty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratty)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/7 "2003-06-06T16:31:47Z")
**Lynn** , I’m lighting a candle for you. Get well soon. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/8 "2003-06-06T16:33:40Z")
You’ll be in my prayers Lynn, and I promise to be good while you’re gone. Can Ender say the same? I doubt it. ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/9 "2003-06-06T16:35:20Z")
{{ **Lynn** }} I can’t wait to see your post-hospital justice–bet it’ll be a doozy!–so get well quickly, dammit. Sending positive thoughts your way to make it happen. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/10 "2003-06-06T16:35:51Z")
We’re thinking of you, Lynn. Stay good. ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/11 "2003-06-06T16:38:15Z")
I’m thinking of you and wishing you the best. Hope you are home again soon. ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/12 "2003-06-06T16:42:51Z")
Add me to the list of well-wishers. Get better soon. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/13 "2003-06-06T16:43:22Z")
Oooh, take care, get well soon. Can’t I at least make a little trouble for Manhattan or Uncle Beer? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/14 "2003-06-06T16:47:29Z")
How about someone Pit whatever put her in the hospital? Can we do that? Hey, can we wish death on the illness? Huh huh can we can we? Get well soon, you chocovore. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/15 "2003-06-06T16:48:47Z")
Best of luck, Lynn, and feel better soon. ---
**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/16 "2003-06-06T16:49:09Z")
Sending best wishes for a speedy recovery Lynn! ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/17 "2003-06-06T16:50:35Z")
Get well, Lynn. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/18 "2003-06-06T16:51:28Z")
Lynn, you’re in my prayers. I know Ed said “no animal sacrifices”, but I killed a housefly in your honor, anyway. Neener, neener! ---
**Author:** ![Loneraven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c0e974/32.png) [@Loneraven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loneraven)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/19 "2003-06-06T16:51:51Z")
Get well soon, Lynn. No animal sacrifices will be forthcoming. ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/20 "2003-06-06T16:58:49Z")
Well, for crying out loud! Someone get her a laptop and a dial up account for her hospital room! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106.md?page=2)