# Lynn Bodoni is in the hospital **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [June 6, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106 "2003-06-06T16:13:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Nate\_the\_Great](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ea924/32.png) [@Nate\_the\_Great](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nate_the_Great)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/81 "2003-06-06T19:49:44Z")
Best wishes, Lynn! ---
**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/82 "2003-06-06T20:02:15Z")
Get well soon Lynn! ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/83 "2003-06-06T20:02:56Z")
Get well soon, **Lynn** ; I’ll deputize myself a Junior Mod and go mouth off at some jerks in the Pit while you’re recuperating. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/84 "2003-06-06T20:19:01Z")
I promise to behave, just as well as **jarbaby**. Be well. ---
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/85 "2003-06-06T20:21:08Z")
Bah. **Lynn** just wanted a vacation, and didn’t want to deal with a shitty mess when she came back, so she conned Ed into making this announcement. Okay, that’s what we want to happen 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/86 "2003-06-06T20:21:19Z")
Prayers and Best Wishes, Lynn. [sub]Alright! Adults are gone! Who’s got the beer?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/87 "2003-06-06T20:28:07Z")
Oh, dear—I hope your room has a lovely window view and a quiet roommate. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Raven\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@The\_Raven\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Raven_1)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/88 "2003-06-06T20:31:56Z")
Please allow me to apply the Ernest Angley healing smiley… Place the afflicted region on or near the mo-ni-tor… **HEAL!** :smack: **HEAL!** Best wishes for a speedy recovery! -Rav ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/89 "2003-06-06T20:35:07Z")
Does anyone else visualize Lynn hooked up to an IV, with a bulge in the middle of the tube caused by a Godiva? Best of Luck, kiddo. Get well soon. ---
**Author:** ![Meros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Meros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meros)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/90 "2003-06-06T20:40:07Z")
{{{{{LYNN}}}}} Get well soon. I’ll be praying. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/91 "2003-06-06T20:40:58Z")
**Lynn** …? :eek: ☹ Get well soon. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/92 "2003-06-06T20:43:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The\_Raven \* > \*\*Please allow me to apply the Ernest Angley healing smiley… Place the afflicted region on or near the mo-ni-tor… > > **HEAL!** > :smack: > **HEAL!** > > Best wishes for a speedy recovery! > > -Rav \*\* … and the award for “Most Innovative Use of the ‘Smack’ smiley goes to…” ---
**Author:** ![light\_strand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a6a055/32.png) [@light\_strand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/light_strand)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/93 "2003-06-06T20:49:16Z")
Get well soon Lynn. [sub]I wish I was witty[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![NotWithoutRage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NotWithoutRage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotWithoutRage)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/94 "2003-06-06T20:53:38Z")
Get well soon, Lynn! ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/95 "2003-06-06T20:56:09Z")
Get well soon, Lynn. I promise to be on my bestest behavior while you’re gone. Unless Jarbaby’s in a thread with me. Then it’s Go Time. ---
**Author:** ![artemis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/91b2a8/32.png) [@artemis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/artemis)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/96 "2003-06-06T21:23:50Z")
Get well soon, Lynn! ---
**Author:** ![Lilacs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Lilacs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lilacs)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/97 "2003-06-06T21:49:46Z")
Please get well soon Lynn! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/98 "2003-06-06T21:52:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Max Carnage \* > \*\*[sub]Alright! Adults are gone! Who’s got the beer?[/sub] \*\* See? You’re gone one day and the kids are out of control! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/99 "2003-06-06T21:52:48Z")
Sorry, Lynn, my [getwell thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3527791#post3527791) seems to have had the opposite effect. Am I a jinx? I have a friend who claims to be able to heal (or at least make people feel better) using [Therapeutic Touch,](http://www.skepdic.com/tt.html)[sup]TM[/sup] which, I’m sure you know, involves no touch at all. So she should be able to heal you remotely just as well as she does on me. I’ll get her to work on this right away. Let me know if you feel anything. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106/100 "2003-06-06T22:08:08Z")
Also checking in to wish you well, and that whatever put you in the hospital disappears permanently but leaves a healthy, happy, and non-grumpy Lynn behind. We need you back! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-is-in-the-hospital/180106.md?page=6)