# Lynn Bodoni just hit 1000 posts. Should we tell her? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 9, 2001, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-just-hit-1000-posts-should-we-tell-her/53752 "2001-02-09T05:14:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cat\_and\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Cat\_and\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_and_I)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-just-hit-1000-posts-should-we-tell-her/53752/1 "2001-02-09T05:14:19Z")
Happy 1000 **Lynn**! ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-just-hit-1000-posts-should-we-tell-her/53752/2 "2001-02-09T05:18:21Z")
Now you’ve done it. Expect a big guy (with a bat) named Vinnie to stop by your house soon. Lynn hates happiness. That’s why she’s the Lady of the Pit. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-just-hit-1000-posts-should-we-tell-her/53752/3 "2001-02-09T06:05:19Z")
Indeed, just by appearing in this thread, SPOOFE and I are marked for death. In hindsight, perhaps it was a bad idea to even open the reply window… I’ve developed such a healthy respect for Her Pitness that, when we discuss fonts in my graphic design class and the prof mentions a certain type family, I develop a twitch visible from the space shuttle. ---
**Author:** ![LazarusLong42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@LazarusLong42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LazarusLong42)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-just-hit-1000-posts-should-we-tell-her/53752/4 "2001-02-09T06:12:37Z")
My goodness, Juni… last I saw, you were a newbie with eighty posts, and now, suddenly, you’re at nearly 300… I feel like I don’t post enough 🙂 Oh, and happy thousand, Lynn! (Don’t hurt me!) LL ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-just-hit-1000-posts-should-we-tell-her/53752/5 "2001-02-09T06:15:52Z")
That’s bullshit **SPOOFE**. No woman who likes chocolate could not like happiness. Here lynn, to celebrate 1000 posts, I present you with 1000 pounds of chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-just-hit-1000-posts-should-we-tell-her/53752/6 "2001-02-09T06:30:26Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ve developed such a healthy respect for Her Pitness that, when we discuss fonts in my graphic design class and the prof mentions a certain type family, I develop a twitch visible from the space shuttle. Well, at least you don’t get free fonts from [http://www.nobodoni.com](http://www.nobodoni.com). As a matter of fact, I think anyone that clicks on that link is doomed. Oh, and happy 1000, Lynn. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-just-hit-1000-posts-should-we-tell-her/53752/7 "2001-02-09T06:30:41Z")
Happy1000th, oh Queen of The Pit…and as the youngins say… **you** **rock**! ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-just-hit-1000-posts-should-we-tell-her/53752/8 "2001-02-09T11:35:44Z")
Congrats, Lynn- you know that I am rather close with a Source for See’s don’t you? Think about it… ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-just-hit-1000-posts-should-we-tell-her/53752/9 "2001-02-09T14:35:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by waterj2 \* > Well, at least you don’t get free fonts from [http://www.nobodoni.com](http://www.nobodoni.com). As a matter of fact, I think anyone that clicks on that link is doomed. Oops. I just clicked on the link. And you know, Lynn had 4,000 posts until that [a-hole Euty](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=59229) deleted most of them. 🙂 And, **oldscratch** , just make sure that’s not Hershey’s chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-just-hit-1000-posts-should-we-tell-her/53752/10 "2001-02-09T19:59:11Z")
Lynn: Good for you 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lazy1\_boltonlandingny.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lazy1\_boltonlandingny.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lazy1_boltonlandingny.net)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2001, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-just-hit-1000-posts-should-we-tell-her/53752/11 "2001-02-11T19:36:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by oldscratch \* > \*\*That’s bullshit **SPOOFE**. No woman who likes chocolate could not like happiness. > > Here lynn, to celebrate 1000 posts, I present you with 1000 pounds of chocolate. \*\* Let’s see… 160 calories/oz… 2million560thousand calories. Each 1800 excess calories adds a pound of fat… So that would make Lynn 1,422 lbs. heavier. (I guess the extra 442 lbs are “water weight”) Maybe you’d better skip the chocolate and send a card. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2001, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-just-hit-1000-posts-should-we-tell-her/53752/12 "2001-02-11T19:52:12Z")
> [@](#): > > So that would make Lynn 1,422 lbs. heavier. (I guess the extra 442 lbs are “water weight”) > > Maybe you’d better skip the chocolate and send a card. Oh no. Lynn is a Bona-Fide Goddess, you see, and the moment chocolate crosses her lips, it becomes as healthy as a stick of celery, without losing any of it’s sweet goodness. She can do all kinds of nifty things like that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-just-hit-1000-posts-should-we-tell-her/53752/13 "2001-02-11T20:57:12Z")
So, Lynn, where would you like me to send this gift certificate for a lifetime supply of Godiva, Ghirardelli, and Lindt? Happy 1000, and thank you for not killing me! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2001, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-just-hit-1000-posts-should-we-tell-her/53752/14 "2001-02-11T21:09:08Z")
In honor of your milestone, I promise to never, ever spell your name wrong again. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-just-hit-1000-posts-should-we-tell-her/53752/15 "2001-02-12T02:11:54Z")
And in honor of Lynn’s milestone, I promise to ALWAYS spell her name wrong henceforth (I never have before). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-just-hit-1000-posts-should-we-tell-her/53752/16 "2001-02-13T04:35:57Z")
I’m touched, really. And Persephone, would you PLEASE inform my doctor about this aspect of My Diety? She keeps insisting that chocolate is BAD for me! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni-just-hit-1000-posts-should-we-tell-her/53752/17 "2001-02-13T14:45:10Z")
Congratulations Lynn- And thank you for all of the hard work you do in keeping this place wonderful. Or at least preventing anyone from killing anyone else. Or both. Yeah, both! Scotti