# Lynn Bodoni

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni/19993>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 19, 2000, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni/19993 "2000-05-19T18:38:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni/19993/81 "2000-06-05T03:09:47Z")

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just think **Lynn** , :thunder rumbles: once you say howdy to aha, you can scratch this thread from existence. outta your hair.  
…oooooooh, i get it, you sick puppy you. you like this, don’t you 😉 wow you mods and admins sure do some purty neat things i wudda never thought of… hyuk! 😃

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni/19993/82 "2000-06-05T05:37:01Z")

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> Of course this is the same man who auctioned off his wife, beloved consort and companion in life to Dr. Watson.

Gezz TVeblen don’t you ever forget anything? That was so long ago and I am a changed man now.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-bodoni/19993/83 "2000-06-05T08:36:49Z")

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> You know Lynn, seeing how Aha had to sit by and watch his topic get hijacked, I think you should reward him with a welcome.  
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I’ve already stated that I believe Lynn should welcome Aha, but I must question your logic here: if everyone who’d ever had a thread hijacked got a welcome, then everyone who’d ever started a thread would be welcomed!  
(I’ve started one thread in all my time here, Shayna’s birthday thread, and it got hijacked multiple times. Including by Shayna herself, who, as she always does, flirted. This wouldn’t have been so bad, except she wasn’t flirting with ME!)

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> He could’ve come in here and flamed me up one side and down the other but being the kind, handsome, and intelligent gentleman that he is, he didn’t do it.  
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Why thank you, Grace, but I’d never do that…

Whaddya mean you aren’t talking about me!?!?  
I’ll forgive you for this indiscretion, though:

“Hereafter, in a better world than this, I shall desire more love and knowledge of you”  
–As You Like, Act 1, Scene ii

Sorry, everyone. Force of habit. 😉

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> So I think you should grant him the one little request. What’s one teeny tiny greeting? Just think how happy it would make him.  
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Such a greeting would make him happy. For about 20 seconds. Then it’s off to sucking up to Uncle Beer…

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> just think **Lynn** , :thunder rumbles: once you say howdy to aha, you can scratch this thread from existence. outta your hair.  
> …oooooooh, i get it, you sick puppy you. you like this, don’t you 😉 wow you mods and admins sure do some purty neat things i wudda never thought of… hyuk! 😃  
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Dammit, Soulsling! Don’t ever, EVER, mention “puppy” around Aha! Didn’t you learn anything from that last time??

I have an idea, Aha–why not try

“Dear Lynn, Post me a welcome or I’ll shoot the head off this chocolate bunny!”

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