# Lynn! Hey Lynn! Lynn!... Yo Lynn!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 9, 2005, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-hey-lynn-lynn-yo-lynn/316281 "2005-08-09T15:33:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-hey-lynn-lynn-yo-lynn/316281/1 "2005-08-09T15:33:57Z")
I think somebody needs a [**hug**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=329407). ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-hey-lynn-lynn-yo-lynn/316281/2 "2005-08-09T15:35:01Z")
That thread was totally MPSIMS material. It had no business in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-hey-lynn-lynn-yo-lynn/316281/3 "2005-08-09T15:38:03Z")
While Lynn may well need a hug and possibly even some chocolate, **Lord Ashtar** called it. That thread was totally MPSIMS. (shrug) It happens. Sounds like **QuickSilver** could use a hug. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-hey-lynn-lynn-yo-lynn/316281/4 "2005-08-09T15:43:08Z")
Or an ice pack when Lynn gets through ripping him a new one. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-hey-lynn-lynn-yo-lynn/316281/5 "2005-08-09T15:43:52Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > While Lynn may well need a hug and possibly even some chocolate, **Lord Ashtar** called it. That thread was totally MPSIMS. (shrug) It happens. > > Sounds like **QuickSilver** could use a hug. 🙂 Well ya, but the thread could have been _moved_… And sure, I’ll take a hug. But keep your hands above my waist. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-hey-lynn-lynn-yo-lynn/316281/6 "2005-08-09T15:46:28Z")
> [@Homebrew](#): > > Or an ice pack when Lynn gets through ripping him a new one. She doesn’t scare me! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-hey-lynn-lynn-yo-lynn/316281/7 "2005-08-09T15:50:25Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > But keep your hands above my waist. What would be the point? I have a feeling that this thread, as well, is not long for this world. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-hey-lynn-lynn-yo-lynn/316281/8 "2005-08-09T15:53:21Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Well ya, but the thread could have been _moved_… . Yes, but it’s harder and takes longer to move a thread than to close it, and somebody with almost 4000 posts, like the OP in the linked thread, should really know better than to post MPSIMS crap in the Pit in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-hey-lynn-lynn-yo-lynn/316281/9 "2005-08-09T15:59:46Z")
**QuickSilver** , I know you’re disappointed that all the work you put into being hilarious in the hair thread is now for naught, but this thread is just pathetic. Are you seriously that upset over **Lynn** ’s decision to close an obvious MPSIMS thread rather than moving it or are you just looking for attention? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-hey-lynn-lynn-yo-lynn/316281/10 "2005-08-09T16:00:57Z")
> [@Captain Amazing](#): > > Yes, but it’s harder and takes longer to move a thread than to close it, and somebody with almost 4000 posts, like the OP in the linked thread, should really know better than to post MPSIMS crap in the Pit in the first place. I bet you were a boyscout. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-hey-lynn-lynn-yo-lynn/316281/11 "2005-08-09T16:05:19Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > **QuickSilver** , I know you’re disappointed that all the work you put into being hilarious in the hair thread is now for naught, but this thread is just pathetic. Are you seriously that upset over **Lynn** ’s decision to close an obvious MPSIMS thread rather than moving it or are you just looking for attention? I’m just having a laugh and I’m certainly not upset with Lynn. It just struck me as funny the way she slammed it shut. In my head, I imagined her turning on her heals and striding away in a huff. Is it me or are you guys taking serious pills today? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-hey-lynn-lynn-yo-lynn/316281/12 "2005-08-09T16:10:32Z")
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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-hey-lynn-lynn-yo-lynn/316281/13 "2005-08-09T16:17:23Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I’m just having a laugh and I’m certainly not upset with Lynn. It just struck me as funny the way she slammed it shut. In my head, I imagined her turning on her heals and striding away in a huff. > Is it me or are you guys taking serious pills today? The problem with this thread is that, in addition to being a fake Pitting _and_ irritatingly huggy, it’s not even funny. “Hey, did you guys see how **Lynn** closed that thread? Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays! What’s up with that??” Stick to making wacky hair jokes. 😛