# Lynn, not only are most of you fucked up... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 11, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679 "2003-03-11T23:10:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/21 "2003-03-11T23:36:48Z")
> [@](#): > > But you’ve done so well shooting yourself in the foot, I didn’t figure you’d mind. You’d think that the first rule in shooting yourself in the foot is don’t reload the gun. I suppose we’ll soon see if our Messenger knows that. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Green\_Feather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_Green\_Feather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Green_Feather)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/22 "2003-03-11T23:37:45Z")
So your thread got closed. Big damn deal. What are you complaining about? Sometimes the servers are slow. So? If you’re going to rant, at least make it fun. This thread is officially, NO FUN. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/23 "2003-03-11T23:42:36Z")
and I’m sure I"m not the first one to notice that the term ‘donkey ass’ seems…redundant. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/24 "2003-03-12T00:08:42Z")
> [@](#): > > Watch that door on your way out, you could end up with a smarting ass. At least **danae** would then have one part that was smart. Hey! It’s a start. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/25 "2003-03-12T00:15:04Z")
guys, lets just leave the cleanup to Lynn, as this is what Danae wants. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/26 "2003-03-12T00:53:14Z")
Who is this nut case? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/27 "2003-03-12T00:53:30Z")
OH yeah, you REALLY told us. We’re just quaking in fear, aren’t we peeps? ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/28 "2003-03-12T01:00:31Z")
/me uploads some Godiva chocolate for Lynn. I am sure she’s wailing in horror over this thread. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/29 "2003-03-12T01:10:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danae \* > \*\*but, your fucking servers are so slow and limited it takes five minutes to load a fuckin page, when of course the servers can even be found. Your klugy ass shit stinks. > > FYI there were TWO links on that thread your wise ass closed. One had NOT been posted on another thread, but fuck you and your donkey ass fucking servers. > > There are MANY better boards than your so called “straightdope” which is neither straight nor good to smoke. I will continue to frequent them, much, I am certain, to your relief. “You all can’t HANDLE the truth”’ so have a great time rolling in your shit. > > :wally \*\* Uncle Leo? ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/30 "2003-03-12T01:11:59Z")
Y’all know what’s the worst part of it? That’s a damn fine handle. And now it’s off-limits forever. And it’s not the first one that’s in that situation. Maybe we should start a ‘wasted banned handles’ thread. ---
**Author:** ![Caffeine.addict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Caffeine.addict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caffeine.addict)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/31 "2003-03-12T01:12:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danae \* > “You all can’t HANDLE the truth”’ so have a great time rolling in your shit. > > :wally \*\* Has somebody been watching A Few Good Men again? ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/32 "2003-03-12T01:41:20Z")
Yeah well, **Danae** the poster thought her name was the Greek goddess of spring… Fucking idiot. A perusal of a few of my mythology books as well as a web search showed that THAT was false. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/33 "2003-03-12T02:01:36Z")
Oh good, then someone may have potentially appreciated my abstruse vituperation above. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/34 "2003-03-12T02:50:41Z")
That I did matt. ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/35 "2003-03-12T02:56:03Z")
\ Hamster abuse… Number 88… 15 yards… 4th down… \ ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/36 "2003-03-12T03:07:16Z")
Actually I suspect she got the name from [the little girl in _Non Sequitur_](http://www.ucomics.com/nonsequitur/) – their personalities are similar. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/37 "2003-03-12T03:11:11Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh good, then someone may have potentially appreciated my abstruse vituperation above Me, too, although I suspect this **Danae** was impregnated by a golden shower instead of a shower of gold. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/38 "2003-03-12T03:18:52Z")
Registered like this week, with 32 posts and already pitting an admin? What the hell? Someone missed their nappy time this afternoon. ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/39 "2003-03-12T03:27:42Z")
Ironically, when I clicked on her profile page it was the longest load time I’ve ever experinced on this board. Strange. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/40 "2003-03-12T03:44:29Z")
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