# Lynn, not only are most of you fucked up...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 11, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679 "2003-03-11T23:10:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/41 "2003-03-12T04:00:49Z")

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Yes, I’m aware of this thread. Thank you to all who wrote in to notify me. I figure if I don’t send someone into a screaming hissy fit at least twice a week, I’m not doing my job properly. So now I have one for this week.

Lynn

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/42 "2003-03-12T04:08:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Nocturne \*  
> \*\*Yeah well, **Danae** the poster thought her name was the Greek goddess of spring…
> 
> Fucking idiot. A perusal of a few of my mythology books as well as a web search showed that THAT was false. \*\*

Where did she say that?

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/43 "2003-03-12T04:29:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lynn Bodoni \*  
> \*\*Yes, I’m aware of this thread. Thank you to all who wrote in to notify me. I figure if I don’t send someone into a screaming hissy fit at least twice a week, I’m not doing my job properly. So now I have one for this week.
> 
> Lynn \*\*

Sorry! I’ve been here for over three years, and you’ve never sent me into a screaming hissy fit, **Lynn**. My apologies to all those Dopers who have had to have SHF’s due to my laxity in not having had one, to keep **Lynn** ’s quota up!

😉

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/44 "2003-03-12T04:37:14Z")

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Goddammit Lynn, I’m getting fucking tired of this board! No editing, no images, no calling each other “soooo 684\*” on a whim. And even if we could, it’d take goddamn forever to do so because of these “hamsters” everyone’s so fond of must have been shot with fucking elephant tranquilizers, beacause they ain’t working!

And now you have two for this week. 😃

In case it’s not clear, the above is done COMPLETELY AND ENTIRELY in jest. I fuckin’ love this place. The pie rocks.

\*-“684” is pager code (remember those?) for “gay.”

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/45 "2003-03-12T04:39:38Z")

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Yeah, **Poly** … you owe Lib at least a scream-fest in GD for all the ones he’s taken for you;)

::running away from this thread as fast as I can::

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/46 "2003-03-12T04:40:31Z")

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Guin: page 3 of the “Say something nice about Bush thread”:

> [@](#):
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> Sincerely,  
> Danae  
> (Greek Goddess of Spring in case you are curious)

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/47 "2003-03-12T07:14:15Z")

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Bye! We’ll miss you.

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**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/48 "2003-03-12T07:23:57Z")

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How could you not know who Danae is? Does noone remember _Clash of the Titans_?

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**Author:** ![truthbot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@truthbot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/truthbot)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/49 "2003-03-12T07:29:34Z")

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**Danae** would be a great banned name.

Does Danae mean “s/he who pokes admins with a stick” in Greek?

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/50 "2003-03-12T08:22:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Heloise \*  
> \*\*How could you not know who Danae is? Does noone remember _Clash of the Titans_? \*\*

She was the first naked chick, right?

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**Author:** ![Skorch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df788c/32.png) [@Skorch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skorch)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/51 "2003-03-12T08:37:43Z")

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It load pretty fast for me. Maybe it is YOUR gimp ass connection and set up.

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**Author:** ![S.Mussberger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@S.Mussberger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/S.Mussberger)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/52 "2003-03-12T12:05:05Z")

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TakeCareNowByeByeThen…

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/53 "2003-03-12T13:32:39Z")

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Meh. That was a weak ass meltdown.

Buh-bye.

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**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/54 "2003-03-12T14:06:57Z")

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Please allow the door to hit you in the ass on the way out.  
I like the _THWAP_ sound it makes.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/55 "2003-03-12T14:10:29Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Polycarp \*  
> \*\*Actually I suspect she got the name from [the little girl in _Non Sequitur_](http://www.ucomics.com/nonsequitur/) – their personalities are similar. \*\*

My first thought was she was james Dobson’s daughter, becasue her name actually IS Danae.  
I see thats not so, or poor Mr. Dobson would be freaking by now!

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/56 "2003-03-12T14:45:30Z")

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Who is **Danae**?

Why can’t she read the Forum rules?

Or is it, they don’t pertain to her.

Maybe she doesn’t realise that the load time is slow is because there are lots of people on the site that are posting stuff \*worthwhile to read.

[sub]\*This post not withstanding[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/57 "2003-03-12T14:56:57Z")

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I am APPALLED. Why must we all roll in SHIT, like LIONS in the SAVANNAH?

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**Author:** ![MissBungle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MissBungle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBungle)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/58 "2003-03-12T16:34:38Z")

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People people people… she is long gone.

Still funny… or would that be pitiful … how many people came out to leave her a snarky remark. Tells ya a lot about human nature… or at least this forum.

continue…

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/59 "2003-03-12T16:37:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by MissBungle \*  
> \*\*People people people… she is long gone.
> 
> Still funny… or would that be pitiful … how many people came out to leave her a snarky remark. Tells ya a lot about human nature… or at least this forum.
> 
> continue… \*\*

Just wondering, Missy – you got any mirrors handy?

Daniel

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**Author:** ![MissBungle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MissBungle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBungle)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/60 "2003-03-12T16:44:12Z")

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Dude… the woman is GONE… it’s not the same thing as how you see my posts.

see… lemme do some 'splaining.  
it’s cowardly to take these shots at her when they know damn well she is not here to defend herself.

carry on folks, keep em coming.

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