# Lynn, not only are most of you fucked up...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 11, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679 "2003-03-11T23:10:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/61 "2003-03-12T16:48:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by MissBungle \*  
> \*\*see… lemme do some 'splaining.  
> it’s cowardly to take these shots at her when they know damn well she is not here to defend herself.  
> \*\*

Thanks for the 'splanation. But you got a weird idea of cowardly: it’s not like it took any bravery for her to make her drunken screed posts in the first place, and it’s not like it took any bravery for us to call her to task for making them, and it’s not like it took any bravery for her to flounce out of here, and it’s not like it took any bravery for you to make your little trademark supercilious comments in this thread. So what if it didn’t take any bravery for folks to make fun of her after she flounced away? Who the hell cares?

Daniel

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/62 "2003-03-12T16:52:22Z")

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I’m counting on her skewing the IQ thread before she leaves.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/63 "2003-03-12T16:53:28Z")

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Danae, sorry to hear you’re leaving. Maybe we can throw you a party before you go though. I’ve got a blanket to spare. Who’ll chip in a bat?

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**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/64 "2003-03-12T16:54:34Z")

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It would be cowardly if she was not _able_ to defend herself. She is the one who chose to leave, and if we have some fun with it, what’s it to you?

Besides, I have the feeling some people do come back to see what kind of “havoc” they created with their dramatic leaving, even if they don’t post, so who’s to say she’s not reading anymore?

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/65 "2003-03-12T16:55:05Z")

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I am still waiting for my cheese.

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/66 "2003-03-12T17:34:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by MissBungle \*  
> \*\*Dude… the woman is GONE… it’s not the same thing as how you see my posts.
> 
> see… lemme do some 'splaining.  
> it’s cowardly to take these shots at her when they know damn well she is not here to defend herself.
> 
> carry on folks, keep em coming. \*\*

When people post I am taking my football and leaving, sadly enough its **rarely** true.

Regardless, I think everyone is clear on what your real issue is:

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=168894](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=168894)

and

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=167931](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=167931)

So with your ability to make friends so quickly, I am sure Pit posters will “keep em coming”. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/67 "2003-03-12T17:35:43Z")

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Damn, **Ginger** give a gal a break will ya, it’s getting crowded here. 😉

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/68 "2003-03-12T18:59:08Z")

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**wring** , did you take my cheese?

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**Author:** ![El\_Marko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@El\_Marko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Marko)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/69 "2003-03-12T19:10:05Z")

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Sounds like Danae’s goin’ the right way for a smacked bottom if you ask me. 😃

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**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/70 "2003-03-12T19:41:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by MissBungle \*  
> \*\*Dude… the woman is GONE… it’s not the same thing as how you see my posts.
> 
> see… lemme do some 'splaining.  
> it’s cowardly to take these shots at her when they know damn well she is not here to defend herself.
> 
> carry on folks, keep em coming. \*\*

Ok then, how’s this, seing as you are here, and all.

Allow the door to hit YOU in the ass, **Miss Bungle** as you exit after what’shername there. Please.

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**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/71 "2003-03-12T19:55:08Z")

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My butthole itches.

Not really pertinent, but it seemed like the thing to say.

**MissBungle,** any relation to Mr. Bungle, led by Mike Patton?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/72 "2003-03-12T20:05:09Z")

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Somebody moved **Ginger** ’s cheese!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/73 "2003-03-12T20:20:29Z")

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The Cheese Stands Alone.

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**Author:** ![xcheopis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xcheopis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xcheopis)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/74 "2003-03-12T20:28:04Z")

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I Am The Cheese.

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/75 "2003-03-12T21:01:28Z")

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[Neo] There is no cheese. [/Neo]

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/76 "2003-03-12T21:06:43Z")

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Gentlemen, please, let’s not allow “butthole” and “cheese” to be so proximal to each other.  
Won’t somebody think of the dingleberries?

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**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/77 "2003-03-12T21:16:23Z")

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My butthole smells like American processed cheese food.  
I’m not proud of that.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/78 "2003-03-12T21:25:14Z")

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I wear the cheese. The cheese does not wear me.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/79 "2003-03-12T21:38:41Z")

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I’m surprised I don’t see Banned under the name.

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**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-not-only-are-most-of-you-fucked-up/160679/80 "2003-03-12T21:43:50Z")

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buttcheese…oh, the humanity!

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