# Lynn, please read this one.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-please-read-this-one/81928>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 16, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-please-read-this-one/81928 "2001-09-16T03:50:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-please-read-this-one/81928/21 "2001-09-17T03:55:42Z")

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Actually, it’s more of a _stiff_ than _straight_, I suppose.

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**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-please-read-this-one/81928/22 "2001-09-17T03:56:02Z")

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Is it too late to suck up and brown nose?

As for the OP. Me too, me too, over here, I’m genuflecting for all I’m worth. 😃

Lynn, I’d marry you and not ask your real name until the third child was born. 😛

Rev. Bodoni has a certain ring to it.

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**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lynn-please-read-this-one/81928/23 "2001-09-17T03:58:09Z")

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Shit, I never could get the smilies right!

I meant :p.

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