# M\*A\*S\*H, a few Q's.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-a-s-h-a-few-qs/48918>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 8, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-a-s-h-a-few-qs/48918 "2001-01-08T00:13:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![katie1341](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/91b2a8/32.png) [@katie1341](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katie1341)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-a-s-h-a-few-qs/48918/101 "2001-01-16T21:46:19Z")

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1. Frank dreamed that he was some sort of a drink and someone stuck a straw in him.
2. Robert (with a French accent, of course!)
3. Hawkeye shaved 1/2 of Hunnicut’s moustache off.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-a-s-h-a-few-qs/48918/102 "2001-01-18T03:32:39Z")

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Okay, slower activity on this thread over the past couple of days. I figured I’d stop by and repost the old questions and add some new ones also anyway. I imagine there is still some interest in this thread.

Good work getting Frank’s dream! It was indeed **being a soda can with a straw stuck in him**. Now, let’s look at what remains.  
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1. Who convinced Father Mulcahy to become a chaplain? Fifth time asked. Yes, _no one_ has answered this one correctly yet.

2. What are the names of Radar’s Guinea pigs? Fifth time asked. Babette is one of the names. Now we need the other.

3. What did Hawkeye write in Radar’s autograph book? Third time asked.

4. What were the responses (and by whom) to the notification of Winchester’s assignment to the 4077th? Third time asked.

5. What does Spearchucker call Hawkeye when he sees him dressed up as Sherlock Holmes? Second time asked.

6. What does the meal Charles refuses to share with Hawkeye and BJ consist of? I will tell you this. It has four parts to it. Second time asked.\*\*

And now for some new ones.  
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7. In an attempt to get some new boots, what eight step process does Hawkeye go through before the deal falls through?

1. What is Frank mad about in regard to roll call in one of his first few days in command?

2. How many episoes is Col. Flagg in?

3. What character did Linda Meiklejohn play?\*\*

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-a-s-h-a-few-qs/48918/103 "2001-01-18T13:02:42Z")

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Mahaloth, all your questions still exist. If something hasn’t been answered yet after the first time, it isn’t going to be answered after the fifth time, either.

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-a-s-h-a-few-qs/48918/104 "2001-01-27T20:18:49Z")

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> What did Margaret yell at Alex Karras (playing a Marine whom Hawkeye treated) after Karras picked Frank up and started spinning around?

Nobody answered this? Golly. OK…you’ll find it as the OP in [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=17456) 🙂

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**Author:** ![sputnik7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@sputnik7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sputnik7)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-a-s-h-a-few-qs/48918/105 "2001-01-27T23:50:40Z")

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1. Who is the only person to play the same character in both the movie and the show? This is ultra easy.  
A:Spearchucker and Radar actually.

2. Who did Harry Morgan play in his first M_A_S\*H episode?  
A: Gen. Steele

3. What are BJ’s wife and child’s names?  
A:Peg and Erin

4. What is Charles Emerson Winchester III’s sister’s name? What “disorder” does she have?  
A: Anoria, forgot the medical term for her disorder, damn.

5. What town and state is Hawkeye originaly from?  
A: Crabapple Cove, Maine

6. When and why did Klinger stop wearing women’s clothing?  
Right after he was promoted to Company clerk after Radar left the show. 1981-1982 season.

7. What does Burns leave to Hot Lips in his will?  
A: His clothes

8. What bad incident happened to Hawkeye and Radar when they went to pick up BJ for his call of duty?  
A: Radar pretending to be an officer, M_A_S\*H jeep stolen, BJ puking, and Hawkeye missing Trapper by 10 min.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-a-s-h-a-few-qs/48918/106 "2001-01-28T00:31:55Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mahaloth \*  
> **10. What character did Linda Meiklejohn play?**  
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I cheated . . .

[http://us.imdb.com/Name?Meiklejohn,+Linda](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Meiklejohn,+Linda)

TV Series … Lieutenant Leslie Scorch (1972-1973)

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