# M.i.l.f. ;)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-i-l-f/182585
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 18, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-i-l-f/182585 "2003-06-18T00:34:54Z")
**Posts on this page:** 16
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### Author:  [@raisinbread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raisinbread)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-i-l-f/182585/1 "2003-06-18T00:34:54Z")
NPR has an annoying habit of referring to the Moro Islamic Liberation Front as MILF.
For those playing along at home you may not be aware of MILF’s other definition.
You reckon they’re ignorant of this other, more famous definition of MILF or they’re just trying to rub it in the faces of that cuckoo organization?
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### Author:  [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-i-l-f/182585/2 "2003-06-18T00:48:30Z")
Those grubby little pervs at NPR definitely know that MILF also stands for Mother I’d Like to Fill-in-the-blank. They’re havin’ fun.
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### Author:  [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-i-l-f/182585/3 "2003-06-18T00:56:05Z")
NPR = National Public Radio?
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### Author:  [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-i-l-f/182585/4 "2003-06-18T03:21:41Z")
Sí.
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### Author:  [@The\_Calculus\_of\_Logic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Calculus_of_Logic)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-i-l-f/182585/5 "2003-06-18T03:43:10Z")
They should change their name to the Nationalist And Muslim Brotherhood Liberation Agency
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2003, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-i-l-f/182585/6 "2003-06-18T13:04:48Z")
I got some porn spam with “milf” in the title. I didn’t open it. What is the porn definition of “milf”?
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### Author:  [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-i-l-f/182585/7 "2003-06-18T13:22:33Z")
Johnny, see **neuroman** ’s post. I think you can supply the “fill-in-the-blank” part. 😉
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### Author:  [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-i-l-f/182585/8 "2003-06-18T13:57:32Z")
Wow, that explains why I couldn’t find any porn at their web site. 😃
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-i-l-f/182585/9 "2003-06-18T14:04:02Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Johnny L.A. \*
> \*\*I got some porn spam with “milf” in the title. I didn’t open it. What is the porn definition of “milf”? \*\*
Mothers I’d Like to F\*ck… Duh.
Oedipus
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### Author:  [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-i-l-f/182585/10 "2003-06-18T14:18:06Z")
Actually since it’s likely the Moro Islamic Liberation Front, oblivious to the other meaning, has been using its acronym in English communiqués ever since they adopted that name – they have given NPR’s boys an airtight cover of plausible deniability. A rare gift, not to be scorned 😉
(but, seriously: how many tenths of one percent of the public do we honestly believe would even think first of the “naughty” meaning of MILF when hearing it? Betcha more people on first hearing think it sounds more like some newfangled sports league)
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### Author:  [@ace22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ace22)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-i-l-f/182585/11 "2003-06-18T17:44:50Z")
> [@](#):
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> **(but, seriously: how many tenths of one percent of the public do we honestly believe would even think first of the “naughty” meaning of MILF when hearing it? Betcha more people on first hearing think it sounds more like some newfangled sports league)**
_raises hand_
I would!
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### Author:  [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-i-l-f/182585/12 "2003-06-18T17:57:56Z")
I have only ever been aware of the dirty meaning…does that make me a perv?
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### Author:  [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-i-l-f/182585/13 "2003-06-18T17:59:59Z")
So…are the Moros nekkid???
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### Author:  [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-i-l-f/182585/14 "2003-06-18T20:45:19Z")
So when do we see the site “Muslims I’d like to f\*\*k”?
(yes I know I’m going to burn for that one)
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### Author:  [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-i-l-f/182585/15 "2003-06-19T00:52:36Z")
oh… but it **IS** a sport… when done right, anywho
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### Author:  [@lovejoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lovejoy)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/m-i-l-f/182585/16 "2003-06-20T17:08:06Z")
The NAMBLA post had me laughing. Thanks!